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Item #: SCP-℧

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: One instance of SCP-℧ is to have a 5m3 chamber in Site-23 and is to be kept alive for testing. Any other instances must be terminated. If the instance being kept alive reaches geriatric status, it will be allowed to infect one D-class, who will then be locked in the chamber and similarly kept alive for its lifetime.
Description: SCP-℧ is any and all raccoons that carry the SCP-℧-1 memetic property. Instances of SCP-℧ are superficially the same as an ordinary raccoon (Procyon lotor) except that their eyes glow in a range between 600 and 500 nm wavelength. If an instance of SCP-℧ bites a human, that human, now known as SCP-℧-2, will start to exhibit behavior patterns in the following order:

SCP-℧-2's eyes will start glowing in the same range as a fully developed specimen of SCP-℧.
SCP-℧-2's behavior patterns will start becoming more violent.
SCP-℧-2 will start growing raccoon hair in place of human hair.
SCP-℧-2's bone and muscle structure will morph into that of a raccoon, as detailed below:
SCP-℧-2's limbs will start to morph into the form of digitigrade legs.
SCP-℧-2 will start to grow a raccoon tail.
SCP-℧-2's head will morph into a raccoon head.
SCP-℧-2's torso will change to be in proportion with the rest of its body.
SCP-℧-2 will shrink to the size of an ordinary raccoon, thus completing the transformation.
A ball of human flesh and bone will appear randomly somewhere near SCP-℧-2 after its transformation is complete, as to account for the lost mass in the final step. These flesh balls have proven non-anomalous.

SCP-℧ exhibits behavior patterns similar to ordinary raccoons, except focused around searching for suitable humans to infect. These include:
Pattern Red: SCP-℧ wanders around, searching for human domiciles, shifting into Pattern Orange if it enters one.
Pattern Orange: SCP-℧ searches the found house for food and humans to infect. Shifts into Pattern Yellow if found or startled.
Pattern Yellow: SCP-℧ scampers around.