SCP Idea Draft
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Object Class: Euclid/Possible Keter

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-(Number goes here) is to be kept in a 12x12 meter incinerator chamber. SCP-(Number goes here) is to be surveyed very frequently. SCP-(Number goes here)'s containment chamber ceiling is to be replaced bimonthly via placing a 2 foot thick sheet of ████████ and █████ alloy on the external top of SCP-(Number goes here)'s containment chamber, the alloy sheet placed on the containment chamber is to be measured to see if it is the exact same length and width of said sheet are equal to SCP-(Number goes here) containment chamber's length and width.

The incinerator chamber in SCP-(Number goes here) is to destroy any output of SCP-(Number goes here) daily via highly concentrated lasers capable of destroying cotton, linen, paper, iron, gold, silver, ██████ and ████ instantaneously without damaging the walls of SCP-(Number goes here)'s containment chamber. The incinerator in SCP-(Number goes here) is to be activated for one hour daily only to prevent a fuel shortage. These incinerating lasers are to be pointed sideways to prevent damage to the ceiling of SCP-(Number goes here)'s containment chamber.

Description:

SCP-(Number goes here) is a metal barrel that emits various bills and coins of earthly currencies 24/7. The method that SCP-(Number goes here) emits currencies is done via a geyser-like emission. Various bills and coins are emitted upwards at extremely high velocities. The fast traveling objects are travelling at such a velocity they will impact and cause damage against anything directly above SCP-(Number goes here). Without ceasing to emit bills and coins of various currencies, SCP-(Number goes here) will cause piles of various bills and coins to build up. To prevent bills and coins of various currencies from overflowing, incinerating lasers placed inside of SCP-(Number goes here) are to be activated, instantaneously destroying the excessive amount of bills and coins instantaneously.

When tested on SCP-(Number goes here), the lasers show no effect on SCP-(Number goes here). Nobody is allowed to enter the containment chamber of SCP-(Number goes here) because of the risk of coins flying at high velocities causing bodily harm. Any interaction with SCP-(Number goes here) is to be carried out via robot for this reason.