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Item #: SCP-XXXX
Clearance Level 6: Cosmic Top Secret

Object Class: Thaumiel Safe
Disruption Class: 4/Ekhi
Risk Class: 1/Notice

WARNING: THE FOLLOWING ENTITY IS LEVEL 6/XXXX CLASSIFIED.

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IMPERSONATING AN OVERSEER IS GROUNDS FOR IMMEDIATE TERMINATION

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be contained in a safe in Site-01 Bio-Site 66 while not in use. Twice a year, half (50%) of a pill is to be taken by each member of the O5 council. In the event of a raid by a hostile GoI, MTF Alpha-1 (Red Right Hand) are to be dispatched. protecting SCP-XXXX is a Level 5 3 priority.

UPDATE: Due to concerns about the complete validity of information provided by SCP-XXXX,¹ it has been reclassified to Safe, and its containment procedures updated.

Description: SCP-XXXX is a yellow, translucent, spherical pill, weighing 2.25 grams, developed by PoI "dado". There are currently sixty-three (63) remaining instances of SCP-XXXX in containment. When ingested, the subject will gain complete and total mostly accurate knowledge of the Foundation, including information on all anomalous entities, and all personnel in the Foundation's command. Due to this fact, all information concerning SCP-XXXX is restricted to the Overseer Council. However, the memories implanted by the entity function as normal. This means that the subject can forget some of the more specific memories naturally, or when administered amnestics. Testing on SCP-XXXX is expressly forbidden.

Addendum XXXX-1: Discovery

SCP-XXXX was found outside the main entrance of Site-01 at 14:00 on 21/1/20██, in an Amazon Prime labelled cardboard box, despite advanced recording not showing any delivery. Investigation into how dado got the location of Site-01 is underway. Inside the box was a non-anomalous plastic box and note, with the box containing seventy (70) specimens of SCP-XXXX.

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hello yes this is dado. dado realise that this is scp 100th anivesary111² sorry dado cannot do excalmations because dado caps key broken so dado think yes dado need to make sure the scp keep exist because else dado lose great customer. so dado good capitalist so dado give foundation amazing gift111 so now, if any scp person does a forget, just take dado amazing pill1. now u trust dado even more1

Addendum XXXX-2: Testing Log

Due to the events that transpired, test XXXX-01 is relayed as an interview.

Interviewed: D-61089

Interviewer: Dr. Dave Cai

Foreword: D-61089 was instructed to inject one (1) SCP-XXXX instance.

<Begin Log>

[DATA REDACTED FOR BREVITY]

*D-61089 swallows the pill*

Dr. Cai: Well, now, what do you feel?

D-61089: Very interesting, Dave.³

Dr. Cai: What did you call me?

D-61089: Dave. That's your name, isn't it?

Dr. Cai: *Pulls out radio* Can we get a memetics agent in here? I'm testing-

D-61089: *Interrupting* Why are you crying for help Doctor? Surely you, who knows all about the Foundation can defend themself against a single D-Class. Hell, you've even fought SCP-████⁴

Dr. Cai: There is no SCP-████

D-61089: There is. It's just above your clearance.

*D-61089 punches Dr. Cai, knocking him out. Then, they use his keycard to escape the interview room, and attempt to escape Site-66.*
<End Log>

Closing Statement: D-61089 was apprehended by site security shortly after. They were summarily terminated for naming an entity that does not exist. Dr. Cai was administered Class-C amnestics because he had memory of an entity that does not exist.

Addendum XXXX.3 Text conversation with PoI dado.

The following is a conversation between Agent Starling and dado. Agent Starling was asked to remain cordial, thanking dado for the gift, while trying to ascertain the source of the information the pill gives.

Hello. I am Agent Starling, from the SCP Foundation, and on behalf of everyone here, I thank you for your kind gift.

yes no need to thank just keep going to dado good servises so dado get money. also have anyone used dado pill yet dado work hard on it because dado good capitalist

We use it all the time! It's amazing that the great dado came up with all this.

it team effot make sure to thank important business partner robert mitchell

Thanks Robert Mitchell…

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he says thanks

Do you mind if I ask you a few questions?

yes dado good at question.

Where does all the information come from when you take the pill?

easy question. it all come from wikeedot⁵

Wikidot?

yes

What?

hamster typed all the stuff into pill

now u trust dado

dado has to go bye. dado has more plans to beet jeff bezos.

Despite extensive searching by Foundation web analysis bot Alpha-12 ("I/O SCREECH"), no website containing such extensive details of the Foundation has been found to date. Investigation into PoI dado has been upgraded to a Level 3 priority.

Footnotes

1. Refer to Addendum XXXX-3

2. This is incorrect. The Foundation was set up 2██ years ago.

3. At no point did Dr. Mitchell tell D-61089 his full name, nor should they have any way of knowing.

4. The entity described is redacted because it does not exist.

5. Wikidot is a website where people can create wiki-style webpages. Its front page states "It's simply a place to build wiki-based websites. Use it to publish content, share your documents, collaborate with friends or coworkers, create a place for your community!"