Per 
http://scp-sandbox-3.wikidot.com/palias2
- MaliceForethought’s Challenge
- Solitary Confinement
- Isekai Man
- Ten-Leaf Clovers
- ideas IDEAS
- An Unfinished Skyscraper
- Log of Not Really Anomalous Items
- Draft
Virus + Tree
Dinosaur + Sexual
Author's Note: To anyone that may be reading this, I wanted a way to vent(?)/write out the mess that is my brain onto something. This one's just an amalgamation of stuff.
Containment Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be kept within a 10 x 10 x 5 cm standard object containment cell. Due to the inherent danger created within SCP-XXXX during testing, it is to be provided a constant energy flow of 0.8 gigawatts an hour. This energy is to be supplied with SCP-████. (See Discovery) If it loses power at any point, a generator within SCP-XXXX's containment cell will automatically turn on and 2 specialized electric technicians onsite will attempt to reactivate SCP-████.1
Description: SCP-XXXX is a large, metallic2 capsule featuring a door with a small window, with the words "Solitary Confinement" stamped above it. SCP-XXXX houses an temporal anomaly (hereafter referred to as SCP-XXXX-A) that keeps anyone or anything within its chamber to be stuck in a singular repeating second of time when powered with an electric current of at least 0.8 gigawatts an hour.3 This includes any senses and thoughts individuals inside SCP-XXXX are feeling. Any individuals retrieved from stasis have not shown to have perceived signs of aging while inside the chamber, and all bodily systems have been reported to have repeated in a 1-second cycle until the individual exits SCP-XXXX. All subjects placed within SCP-XXXX have shown to have not perceived a sense of the passing of time from the moment of insertion to the moment of retrieval, only being able to recall going into SCP-XXXX for a singular second before stepping out.
When SCP-XXXX is not connected to a power source of at least 0.8 gWh, the singular second of SCP-XXXX-A will lengthen by a rate of 150% each time the repeated second occurs.4 This effect is suspected to be never-ending. This resets, however, to a 1-second loop when the device is reconnected to a power source of at least 0.8 gigawatts an hour.
Addendum.XXXX.1: Discovery: SCP-XXXX was initially discovered within an abandoned naval facility near the city of Bremerhaven, Germany. The capsule was, at the time, connected to an object resembling a small tesla coil. This object produced anomalously high amounts of energy, which allowed SCP-XXXX-A to remain as a period of 1 second. This object was also taken into Foundation custody and subsequently classified as SCP-████.
Addendum.XXXX.2: Initial Interview: At the time of retrieval, SCP-XXXX contained an individual (henceforth referred to as POI-XXXX). POI-XXXX is an adult Caucasian male with brown hair and moderate facial hair growth, measuring at approximately 174 cm. POI-XXXX was interviewed shortly after extraction from SCP-XXXX, and the interview can be found below.
Interview Log-XXXX-1 (Audio Only)
Interviewer: Junior Researcher Parker Graham
Interviewee: POI-XXXX, later confirmed to be Robert Forth.
<Begin Log>
Junior Researcher Parker: Beginning interview. POI-XXXX, I will ask you a series of questions. Please try to answer them as honestly as possible.
POI-XXXX: Who are you?
Junior Researcher Parker: Excuse me?
POI-XXXX: Who are you? Where am I?
POI-XXXX pauses.
POI-XXXX: Where have you taken me?
A clicking sound is heard. At this point, Junior Researcher Parker had contacted Supervisor Olman.
Junior Researcher Parker: What would I do in this situation?
He pauses, listening to the supervisor's instructions.
Junior Researcher Parker: Alright. Thank you.
POI-XXXX: Who was that? What are you going to do to me?
Junior Researcher Parker: Sir. I'm going to need you to calm down.
POI-XXXX: You're not with the powers, right? Where are you from? The United States?
Junior Researcher Parker: Yes sir. I am a proud American.
POI-XXXX: When are you people going to join the war? Can't you see how much is at risk if Germany wins?
Junior Researcher Parker: I'm really not qualified to talk about this kind of thing sir.
POI-XXXX: What do you want then? Why am I he-
POI-XXXX stops.
POI-XXXX: How did I get here?
Junior Researcher Parker: We're in the same boat as you. You just.. appeared here, today.. and we took it upon ourselves to interview you to.. determine how you got here. Please cooperate with us, and we'll try to get you back to your family or home as soon as possible.
POI-XXXX: Really? All right then, what do you need?
Junior Researcher Parker: Could you start off by telling me your name?
POI-XXXX: My name is Robert. Robert Forth.
Junior Researcher Parker: Mr. Forth, could you tell me your address? Where do you live?
POI-XXXX: Are you sure I can say this? This isn't going to be made public, right?
Junior Researcher Parker: No sir. This interview will just be reviewed and sent to secure storage.
POI-XXXX: Okay. I live in Brighton, England, on ███ ██████ ██████.
Junior Researcher Parker: Noted. Could you tell me what date you were born on?
POI-XXXX: I was born on the 5th of May, 1875.
Junior Researcher Parker: Wow. Alright, Mr. Forth, what do you remember before um.. "waking up" in the capsule?
POI-XXXX: Capsule? What capsule?
Junior Researcher Parker: We found you within a large metal pod and you weren't moving, so we brought you here. You remember the medical check, yes?
POI-XXXX:Ah, yes.
Junior Researcher Parker: Alright. Now back to the interview. What do you remember last before you came here?
POI-XXXX: Um.. Last I remember, I was with my battalion on the HMS Farnsborough, and I was working above deck, making sure things were okay. Right after I completed my routine checks, my bunkmate Harrison spotted something rising out of the water. Suddenly, the entire ship rocked and I fell to the ground. Harrison started yelling, how it was a German submarine that had risen out of the water, and that it had launched a torpedo. At least I think that's what happened. I can't remember anything that happened after that.
POI-XXXX: What's that noise?
A beeping sound is heard. There is a pause as Junior Researcher Parker answers the observation room communicator.
Junior Researcher Parker: No, sir. Ok- Yes sir. … Yes sir.
Junior Researcher Parker: According to your previous statements, you didn't come here willingly. We think that someone may have kidnapped you and put you in the capsule.
POI-XXXX: That's horrible!
Junior Researcher Parker: Yes, it is. Which is why I need to ask - did anyone have any sort of personal vendetta against you?
POI-XXXX: Come again?
Junior Researcher Parker: Did anyone hate you? Or- I guess.. um.. Hold any resentment towards you?
POI-XXXX pauses and starts speaking slowly.
POI-XXXX: No. Not that I can think of. I haven't met many people who hold grudges, either. Sorry.
Junior Researcher Parker: It's fine, Mr. Forth. We haven't finished examining the chamber you were stuck in, so we might still be able to catch your kidnapper. My final question is: What is the date?
POI-XXXX mumbles to himself.
POI-XXXX: Was it the 18th? No, because we were deployed to the Atlantic that day. So that means…
POI-XXXX clears his throat.
POI-XXXX: It is the 20th of February. 1916.
[END LOG]
Shortly after the interview was conducted, a search of the area where SCP-XXXX was discovered was conducted. The search revealed what seemed to be living quarters nearby with rations and fuel tanks. Papers written in German described the use of a machine, presumably SCP-XXXX, to interrogate Allied soldiers and officials.
POI-XXXX was amnesticized with class-B amnestics and released back into society under the pretense that he had been in a coma.
Addendum.XXXX.3: Testing Logs
Note: In case of any new entries, file the tests conducted as:
Test Number:
Subject:
Procedure:
Results:
Notes: (optional)
Test Number: Test-XXXX-01
Subject: D-48597
Procedure: D-48597 was instructed to step into SCP-XXXX for a period of one (1) minute and step out.
Results: After a period of five (5) minutes, D-47587 was forcibly removed from SCP-XXXX. The D-class was noticeably confused, asking why he was removed from SCP-XXXX "early".
Note: This, at the least, confirms SCP-XXXX’s primary anomalous capabilities. Requesting more tests be done, with the same D-class. No particular reason, just want to make sure that the results don't change because there's a different person. -Researcher Graham
Test Number: Test-XXXX-02
Subject: D-48597
Procedure: D-48597 was instructed to step into SCP-XXXX for a period of one (1) second and step out.
Results: After a period of five (5) minutes, D-48597 was forcibly removed from SCP-XXXX. The D-class was noticeably aggravated, saying that they were "just about to get of the cell.".
Note: Hm. Requesting that the same D-class be used. I'm going to try something. -Researcher Graham
Test Number: Test-XXXX-03
Subject: D-48597
Procedure: D-48597 was instructed to step into SCP-XXXX and as soon as the door to SCP-XXXX was closed, exit the anomaly.
Results: As soon as the door to SCP-XXXX was closed, D-48597 immediately turned around and attempted to open the door. The singular-second loop occurred, and after a period of five (5) minutes, D-48597 was forcibly removed from the chamber.
Test Number: Test-XXXX-04
Subject: D-48597
Procedure: D-48597 was instructed, under the threat of termination, to step into SCP-XXXX and as soon as the door to SCP-XXXX was closed, exit the anomaly.
Results: D-48597 entered SCP-XXXX backwards and, as soon as the door was closed, attempted to open the door. The singular-second loop occurred, and after a period of two (2) minutes, D-48597 was forcibly removed from the chamber. D-48597, after being removed from SCP-XXXX, collapsed onto the floor, showing symptoms of post-traumatic stress disorder.
Notes: See Addendum.XXXX.4.
Addendum.XXXX.4: Interview Log-XXXX-2
The following interview was conducted after the conducting of Test-XXXX-04.
Interview Log-XXXX-2 (Audio and Video)
Interviewer: Junior Researcher Parker Graham
Interviewee: D-48597
<Begin Log>
Junior Researcher Graham: So tell me, D-485- you know what? D-class. Tell me what you were doing in that chamber.
D-48597: You can promise me you're not going to put me back in there? Into that hell?
Junior Researcher Graham: If you tell us what just happened, yeah, sure, I'll pass on the message to the higher-ups.
D-48597: Alright, so you know how I tried to open the door?
Junior Researcher Graham: Yes. And you failed.
D-48597: The thing is, I didn’t. That thing-
Junior Researcher Graham: You did. You failed. We all saw it, and yet you’re denying this?
D-48597: No, you don’t understand, it would have kept me in there for- I don’t know, eternity? The thing is-
Junior Researcher Graham: No, D-class, I think you don’t understand. I, and everyone else, saw you being stuck in the anomaly, stuck in the loop. The loops were timed. They were all exactly one second long. Don’t think you can fool me.
D-48597: No, if you’d just let me explai-
Junior Researcher Graham: No; I think we’re done here. Security!
D-48597: No, wait, you gotta-
Security Guard Bravo apprehends D-48597, and begins escorting him out of the room.
Bravo: Charlie, I’m going to need you to make sure that the termination room’s ready.
D-48597 struggles, unable to move in Bravo’s hold.
D-48597: W-wait- termination? You’re not seriously going to still kill me, right?
There is no response. D-48597 fights against Security Guard Bravo as he is lead towards the exit.
D-48597: Wait- Please! I tried! I tried so many times! Please just- let me try again! I can do it this time! Please!
There is no response from people in the room. Security Guard Bravo looks ahead as he continues leading D-48597 outside. D-48597 starts to sob uncontrollably.
D-48597: Please give me another chance. Please.
The scuffing on shoes on concrete fill the silence.
D-48597: Please.
[END LOG]
Containment Class: Safe Neutralized
Archived Special Containment Procedures:POI-XXXX is to be kept within a standard human containment cell fitted with an anomalously modified EEG (Electroencephalography) machine, designed to provide pictures and audio based off of POI-XXXX's brain activity. Personnel are to monitor and record abnormal activities5, and record POI-XXXX’s journey through “Troncast” “Rolling Meadows” “Pike Peaks” “The Dragon’s Lair”. In the event that POI-XXXX ever wakes up, it is to be questioned, and, depending on its anomalous capabilities, is to be kept within standard humanoid containment or amnesticized and released back into the public.
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX's anomalous effects have demanifested, resulting in its amnestication and release. However, POI-XXXX is to be monitored in the case that SCP-XXXX remanifests.
Description: SCP-XXXX was an anomaly affecting POI-XXXX, ████ ███████6, which effectively put them into a coma. In the aforementioned coma, POI-XXXX experienced the length of a hero's journey in a traditional Japanese anime setting. Other effects of SCP-XXXX included:
- Freezing POI-XXXX in a standing position, effectively paralyzing them.
- The continuous use of fat to sustain and build muscle for POI-XXXX. This change from fat to muscle continued until 100% of their visible body fat was converted to tightly-packed muscle. How POI-XXXX survived this is currently unknown.
- Correlating POI-XXXX’s physical state to the state they were in within the coma.7 This applied to all clothes worn by POI-XXXX, injuries they acquired, and any changes in their physical state.
Discovery: On ██/██/20██, POI-XXXX’s mother called emergency services, stating that her son was unresponsive and unmoving, standing perfectly still. After hospital records showed that, without any movement, POI-XXXX’s clothes had changed to match that of a set of ragged clothes, Foundation field agents nearby were called to the scene. All witnesses were amnesticized, POI-XXXX’s mother was informed of her child’s state as according to Cover Story-H-04,8 and POI-XXXX was taken into Foundation custody.
An initial analysis of POI-XXXX showed that they were in a coma, or at least, a coma-like state, not physically responding to any stimuli. Later, after a more in-depth analysis of POI-XXXX’s condition, it was confirmed that POI-XXXX was being affected by an anomalous force, designated as SCP-XXXX.
Initial Diagnosis and Containment: Approximately one hour after POI-XXXX was safely contained within a standard humanoid containment cell, a modified fMRI (Functional Magnetic Resonance Imagery) system was put into their cell. POI-XXXX was subsequently put inside of it, and scans were taken of their brain.
Initial scans showed that, in their slumber, POI-XXXX had quickly entered a state of REM sleep, allowing them to enter a dream state. Upon learning this, Research Head Allie MacDonald conducted a series of experiments in which POI-XXXX was mentally examined. The researchers were able to conclude:
Item #: SCP-XXXX
Containment Class: Safe
Containment Protocols: SCP-XXXX is to be kept within a 10 by 10 meter Biological Containment Cell. All living instances of SCP-XXXX are to be lightly misted with water every 24 hours, and all non-living instances of SCP-XXXX are to be kept in Biological Stasis Chamber 05-A at Site-██.
Description: SCP-XXXX is the designation for a group of 161 identical living and 49 identical non-living instances of Trifolium repens.9 Each instance of SCP-XXXX has seven leaves and wilts when used, withering when the chance for a probability to occur is greater than the probability to naturally find a 7-leaf clover10.
When an individual or object capable of experiencing variable probability enters a 5-meter radius of SCP-XXXX, the specific individual or object will experience an exponentially higher probability to successfully complete an objective relating to the subject's main goal. When the objective is complete, instances of SCP-XXXX will wilt/wither at a ratio of the subject's probability to occur, to the chance of finding a 7-leaf clover in the wild. When the goal is complete, any and all instances of SCP-XXXX within a 10-meter radius of the subject will completely wither, crumbling to dust when touched.
Addendum.XXXX.1: Testing Logs
Test: Test-XXXX-1
Subject(s): D-0249, one (1) pack of ███████ brand cards
Parameters: D-0249 is to shuffle the cards for 20 seconds, call out a random sequence of 10 cards, then pull 10 cards from the shuffled deck. A set of 10 non-living instances of SCP-XXXX are to be placed within a 5-meter radius of D-0249.
Results: D-0249 completed the procedure successfully. All 10 cards they called out were (word for the same) as the cards they had drawn. 1 instance of SCP-XXXX slightly wilted.
Test: Test-XXXX-2
Subject(s): D-0249, one (1) pack of ███████ brand cards
Parameters: D-0249 is to shuffle the cards for 20 seconds, call out a random sequence of 5 cards, then pull 5 cards from the shuffled deck. A set of 10 non-living instances of SCP-XXXX are to be placed within a 5-meter radius of D-0249.
Results: D-0249 completed the procedure successfully. All 5 cards they called out were (word for the same) as the cards they had drawn. 1 instance of SCP-XXXX wilted.
Test: Test-XXXX-3
Subject(s): D-0249, one (1) pack of ███████ brand cards
Parameters: D-0249 is to shuffle the cards for 20 seconds, call out a random card, then pull a card from the shuffled deck.
Results: Before D-0249 finished shuffling the deck of cards, a containment breach occurred and Site-██ experienced a full lockdown. SCP-████, which had escaped from its containment, ripped open the cell leading to D-0249's testing chambers, disregarded D-0249, and continued breaking down the walls between its containment cell and the closest area leading to the outside of Site-██. D-0249, along with 29 other D-class personnel were able to escape the Site, fleeing into the woods before being captured by Mobile Task Force units.
Note: This incident alone proves the anomalously high probabilities that SCP-XXXX can cause. After an interview with D-0249, they have shared information that their main goal was to escape containment, so it seems as though subjects' main goals are more prioritized than instructions. -Dr. Polansk
IRRELEVANT LOGS REMOVED
Test:
Subject(s):
Parameters:
Results:
Addendum.XXX.2: Update
On ██-12-20██, during the process of Testing Log-XXX-56, all instances of SCP-XXXX's tychokinetic properties ceased and all tests previously noted were able to be scientifically explained. Reclassification to Neutralized is pending.
- An anomaly affecting a guy's ability to wear shirts [Mainlist - could be made into a Joke haha]
- An Ever-Changing Album [Mainlist] - A compilation of songs made for an anartist streamer that, when played, the songs in the compilation change. this only happens when the listener doesn't specifically listen to a song more than one time or sing it out loud
- Isekai Man(title pending) [Mainlist] - An unmoving human male. He starts off as a overweight man, just everyone's idea of gross creep. As time passes, he starts thinning out and gaining muscle mass. His outfit changes, but only when no one is looking. Anyway, the main narrative starts happening when the Foundation detects cerebral activity in the person's brain and they are able to transcribe that onto writing. The story in the person's brain goes as follows: classic isekai tropes, just a classic hero's journey, up until the final battle. Throughout the story, "ally" becomes the love interest. In the final battle, ally dies and "hero" slays "dragon". After the death of dragon and ally, hero goes out in search of a way to bring back ally from the dead. In an accident, hero dies and the person wakes up from their stasis [NO WAY A SOLITARY CONFINEMENT REFERENCE?!?] and breaks down after finding out that he is back in the real world. He is then amnesticized and released back into society.
- Prune [Mainlist] - An anomalous effect affecting Foundation files that contain multiple anomalies or logs pertaining to the experimentation on anomalies. (Log of Anomalous Objects, Extranormal Events, other collaboration logs) This anomaly gets rid of logs under the comment of "prune".
- Dice [Mainlist] - A die, that when rolled, lands on a side based on the previous rolls. This pattern seems to follow a pattern that adds 1 dot to the result per roll, resetting when it gets to 6. It's basically a dependent variable dice.
- Sapphire X Rat's Nest [Mainlist] - An insider member of Sapphire in the GOC works with them to kill a god. As you can see by the second part, it doesn't go well.
- The Moon's Getting Bigger [Explained] - Thought to be an anomaly affecting people's perception of the moon, making them think it was getting bigger and the twist is that it was.
- A Psychopath [Joke] - The Foundation sees that one of their D-classes are unable to feel any emotions, even when having the physical and mental capabilities to do so. Foundation personnel subject him to unsurmountable horrors, like making him watch the entire 8 innings of a baseball game (idk how much innings there are man i dont watch baseball) without ads and listen through the worst auditory experiences, just everyone's idea of torture. I'll ask around, see what people think. Anyways, eventually, all of the things coalesce into one giant breaking point, and the D-class just flips, angry at first but calming to a sad shell of what he once was. A note at the end of the article says: "What a fuckin' psychopath, am I right?".
- Palias [Joke] - A cognitohazard, that, when viewed, causes the viewer to say their name. This applies across speaking, typing, and any other forms of communication.
- Parawatch [Tale] - A post posted onto the Parawatch wiki about a person who’s reminiscing on the past. This is entirely non-anomalous, and the poster is a regular commenter. It starts off with a couple comments with the poster, and they’re all really bright, happy. The commenter then undergoes a period of silence, as shown by another poster asking about them. When they finally return, however - and this is the meat of the article - they’ve undergone a transformation. Not literal, but mental. They’ve watched some VHS tapes with their parents, and have had a life-changing experience from it. They announce that they will be leaving the wiki, and the tale ends with the poster urging people on the wiki to live their lives to the fullest. Post then locked (or something so ppl can’t comment but it’s reasonable) due to the poster not knowing following the rules of, well, writing conspiracy theories.
- Extranormal Events -
- Unexplained Locations -
- Anomalous Items -
See literally the very top of the page
The SCP Foundation may have discovered a sort-of substantial number of items which are not that useful to merit further attention. This document(?).Paper(?), medium(?) lists those items which could prompt some curiosity. It may be used as a resource if knowledge of these items could become useful or necessary in the future.
Sort of Anomalous Items 001-010
Item Description: An unbreakable lamp, that, when placed into hydrochloric acid, dissolves.
Date of Recovery: ██-██-████
Location of Recovery: ████████, ████
Current Status: Destroyed during testing. Remains kept in Dr. Rights’ office in Site-██.
Notes: This was the first item categorized as anomalous and denied full SCP classification, due to a lack of value in further research and little need for special containment.
Item Description: A penny which, when flipped, will always land head up, except in the case that it lands on its side.
Date of Recovery: ██-██-████
Location of Recovery: ████, ███████
Current Status: Shipped off to storage.
Notes: Can't believe none of the researchers kept this to win bets with.
Item Description: A number 2 pencil, which will balance at a 32-degree angle for approximately 3 hours before ceasing anomalous behaviors.
Date of Recovery: ██-██-████
Location of Recovery: ███████, ████████
Current Status: Incinerated.
Notes: I’m not even sure why this was an anomaly. Maybe it just had a very flat tip.
Item Description: A painting (possibly a landscape, records are unclear) that gave a mild case of diaphragmatic spasms, or hiccups, to anyone who saw it.
Date of Recovery: ██-██-████
Location of Recovery: ███████, ███████
Current Status: Incinerated.
Notes: This would obviously be a pain to work with, but shouldn't they have at least tried to see how it worked?
Notice: Destroying anomalous items without appropriate permission is a major violation of Foundation policy. See that this does not occur again. - Site Director █████ █████.
Having unfunny notes in a joke article is a major violation of site policy. See that this does not occur again. - Site Admin ███ ██████
Item Description: Normal garden slugs, whose trail has the same chemical composition and taste as commercial-brand ranch dressing. They also appear to reproduce by binary fission every week. However, after fifty days, offspring within a 50-kilometer radius of American actor Tim Allen will spontaneously combust.
Date of Recovery: ██-██-████
Location of Recovery: ████, ███████
Current Status: Housed in a wildlife observation deck. Excess entities incinerated.
Item Description: A small rock that emits a bright white light from an unknown source. Otherwise unremarkable.
Date of Recovery: ██-██-████
Location of Recovery: Light, Arkansas, United States
Current Status: Currently in the possession of Dr. Light.
Notes: Light, light, light. If nothing else, it's a reminder of the inexplicable nature of the universe.
Item Description: A 1964 Smith & Wesson .44 Magnum Revolver. When any ammunition is fired from the third chamber, an unidentified male voice will shout "Nice shot!"
Date of Recovery: 09-03-████
Location of Recovery: Wichita, Kansas, USA
Current Status: In storage at Site 19's vintage weapons depository.
Notes: Perfectly serviceable and well-maintained aside from the anomaly. Accuracy or even proficiency with the firearm is not required for the anomaly to function. The voice sounds whether or not the shot is, in fact, "nice".
Item Description: A wire clothes hanger. Only long-sleeve, blue, men's dress shirts with collar sizes between 38.1 cm and 40 cm can successfully be hung upon it. All other clothing articles simply drop off to the floor when the hanger is employed.
Date of Recovery: 09-15-████
Location of Recovery: Halifax, Nova Scotia, Canada
Current Status: In storage.
Notes: Upon wearing any of the shirts not meeting the requirements to be successfully hung but attempted to be hung, the wearer will simply drop to the floor when the hanger is employed. Foundation employment officers are to be reminded not to allow their subordinates to recruit wire hangers.
Item Description: A snow globe. When shaken, instead of a miniature-scale nuclear explosion, it shows falling snow. It emits no radiation, sound, or force, and the snow pattern changes every shake. Aftereffects such as rain and sleet have been observed. At random intervals, the snow globe will contain a small shed, car, or truck, which reacts to the falling of the snow.
Date of Recovery: ██-██-████
Location of Recovery: Sokrovenno, Russia
Current Status: In storage.
Item Description: A squirrel that constantly moved much slower than normal, even when jumping or falling, similar to "slow-motion" video footage. ████ ███████████: █ ████████ █████ ██████████ █████ ████ ██████ ████ ██████, ████ ████ ███████ ██ ███████, ████████ ██ "████-██████" █████ ███████.
Date of Recovery: ████ ██ ████████: ██-██-████
Location of Recovery: ████████ ██ ████████: ███████ Family Campgrounds, ██████ ███████████, ███████
Current Status: Housed in a wildlife observation deck. ███████ ██████: ██████ ██ █ ████████ ███████████ ████.
Semianomalous Items 011 - 020
Item Description: A cheap plastic ping-pong ball, that would change from red to green twice daily.
Date of Recovery: ██-██-20██
Location of Recovery: ██████████, California, US
Current Status: Located under a locker in Storage Room 19-553B. Maintenance team required to extract object.
Notes: Too scary.
Item Description: A white cowboy hat. Any person wearing is compelled to whoop and box dance uncontrollably. Notably, this urge can be suppressed with the consumption of ███████ brand "Ultra soft tissues".
Date of Recovery: ██-██-20██
Location of Recovery: ██ ██████, Texas
Current Status: Contained in a standard anomalous objects locker and brought out during staff birthday parties.
Item Description: Six-sided dice that can occasionally land on a seven. However, if interrupted during the roll, the die will always land on a one.
Date of Recovery: ██-██-19██
Location of Recovery: ████████ Gaming Society in ████████, Maryland
Current Status: Being used for research by Dr. McCallum.
Notes: Research my ass. He's just using the damned thing to cheat on his sneak attack damage. - Dr. Morgan
Stop ruining the fun. And STOP KNOCKING AWAY THE DICE EVERY TIME I ROLL IT. PLEASE. - Dr. McCallum.
Item Description: C███-C███ branded and stylized cola glass. Any liquid drunk from the glass was reported to taste like P████ brand cola.
Date of Recovery: ██-██-████
Location of Recovery: Site-19
Current Status: Destroyed after being consumed by a civilian. The noted civilian was found to be approximately 9██ miles away from their living residence.
Notes: I can't imagine what the guy went through, going 900+ miles and breaking in here, just to find out that the C███ they drank actually tasted like P████. - Dr. Tallie Reynolds
Reynolds. Don't ever word your sentences like that again. - Senior Researcher Ryan Portland
bro really had to get that coke lmao -Dr. Nick
Ry, it's not my fault that you're dirty minded. - Tallie Reynolds
That's fair. - Senior Researcher Ryan Portland
…how did that guy get into the site? -Site Director ███ █████
Item Description: A .500 ███ ██████ sidearm that discharges all loaded cartridges as if they were blanks.
Date of Recovery: ██-██-████
Location of Recovery: ██████████, ████
Current Status: In storage.
Notes: Richards, if you see this, the meet time we see each other, I’m going to mess you up. - MTFA-43 Harrison
Relax! It was a prank, bro! - Richards
Item Description: Glass paperweight which constantly floats exactly seven (7) centimeters below any given surface.
Date of Recovery: ██-██-████
Location of Recovery: ██████ Funeral Home in █████████, ██
Current Status: Suspected to be at one point on the Earth at any given time; specifically areas in or near Inanimate Object Storage Unit-2A at Site-███ and a wooded area in ███████, █████. After disappearing from Site-███ after being placed on the ground, it was thought that the object, detecting that the point in which "7 centimeters below the ground" was on the other side of the Earth, and appeared, floating, 7 centimeters off of the ground approximately someplace in ███████, █████. After appearing on the other side of the Earth, the object detected the opposite as it had previously, and appeared 7 centimeters off of the ground in Site-███. Notably, no members of staff were present for this reappearance. After a period of █ months, no personnel have yet to successfully spot the object as it reappears in Site-███, and constant 24-hour surveillance with motion-detecting security cameras placed around the area where the object was dropped have not detected any movement/appearances. A working theory is that, as it appeared on the other side of the Earth, it was disturbed, causing it to either be moved to a different area, or appear in a subterranean area not previously noticed by Foundation personn
Notes: wait lemme check smth real quick
shit
Current Status: Located 7 centimeters below the roof of a cave under Site-██.
Notes: We don't ever talk about this.
Item Description: A drinking glass that visually appears to be able to hold a pint (568 ml) of fluid, but overflows when more than 35 ml is poured into it.
Date of Recovery: ██-██-1998
Location of Recovery: ████████, Illinois
Current Status: In storage.
Notes: You guys ever heard of optical illusions? - Junior Researcher Tobias Røiland
That statement is objectively wrong, and you should be ashamed of yourself for ever suggesting that opinion. - ██-1
Seconded. -██-2
Thirded. - ██-3
Fourthed. -██-4
Fifthed. -██-5
Sixthed. - ██-6
Seventhed. -██-7
Eighthed. -██-8
Ninthed. - ██-9
Tenthed. - ██-10
Eleventhed. - ██-11
Twelved. -██-12
Thirteenthed. - ██-13
Y'all are huffing copium lmao You guys are just dumb - Junior Researcher Tobias Røiland
Item Description: A series of pornographic VHS tapes that, when rewound, would continually change actors, sets, and methods of coitus. All appear to relate to actual filmed movies, though the quality is low.
Date of Recovery: █-██-19██
Location of Recovery: Hackensack, New Jersey
Current Status: Missing, presumed lost. Recently recovered from the possession of Dr. ██████. In storage.
Notes: Sauce?
Any links? A link?
just give it to me
Item Description: A 76-centimeter-tall statue of a clown. In room where it was placed, a giggling sound would be noted whenever lights were turned off.
Date of Recovery: 05-16-200█
Location of Recovery: ██████, Germany
Current Status: Shot approximately 15 times with a 9mm sidearm by Agent █████. Agent reprimanded. No anomalous properties recorded in the remains.
Notes: oh thank god
thank you so much
tytytytyyyt
Item Description: An adult male capybara (Hydrochoerus hydrochaeris) orginally.Look at this dumbass lmao cant even spell originally right .Language. .Suck my dick and balls I work at the Foundation .And I’m a part of the Council that Oversees the Foundation. .…. .shit located several thousand miles away from the natural habitat for its species, with bright blue and green fur.
Date of Recovery: ██-██-20██
Location of Recovery: ████████, Wisconsin
Current Status: Identified as a lost exotic pet with ██████████-brand hair dye. Returned to owner; class-A amnestic administered; recovery agent reprimanded.
Slightly Anomalous Items 021 - 030
Item Description: An HB pencil which cannot be used to write, and only draws photorealistic images of Jimmy Henson eating various foods.
Date of Recovery: ██-██-1979
Location of Recovery: █████, Liechtenstein
Current Status: Accidentally snapped during testing (1993); portions of pencil did not retain anomalous properties, and were subsequently incinerated.
Notes: Am I the only one who didn’t know who Jimi Hendrix was? -Researcher Jessica Harrison
Jesse, what the fuck are you talking about? -Nam Lee
Item Description: A 24000-carat diamond, cut in the size and shape of a common construction brick.
Date of Recovery: ██-██-197█
Location of Recovery: ███████, South Africa
Current Status: In storage pending identification of source. Missing, presumably stolen.
Notes: Alright, now who the hell did it? -Site Director ███████
Not me. -FA Thompson
Nope. -FA Theresa
Couldn't be me. - MTFA-20 Ringling
Not me either. - MTFA-20 R-Christen
Seconded. - MTFA-20 Rehash Moderator Note: oh FUCK OFF
Item Description: A white cotton-and-polyester t-shirt bearing the words 'SCP: SECURE CONTAIN PROTECT" on the front, and a crude but recognizable cartoon of SCP-173 on the back, with the caption "SCP-173: DON'T BLINK”. The item has no anomalous properties.
Date of Recovery: ██-██-20██
Location of Recovery: █████████ Thrift Store, New York City, New York
Current Status: In storage.
Notes: What in the hell is "SCP"? If it’s not anomalous, just get rid of it. If you can’t, just hand it to the GOC. They’ll take care of the problems we can’t. -Agent Fredericks
Item Description: A wedding invitation which, every millisecond, becomes a different wedding invitation. With use of a high-speed camera, all invitations have shown to be for weddings on dates 5 to 15 years in the past, and have involved persons not found to exist.
Date of Recovery: ██-██-20██
Location of Recovery: █████████████ Bookshop, ██████████████████, Wales
Current Status: Currently in storage, an investigation into locations, dates, and people involved is still underway. Due to the unaccountably high amount of wedding invitations (Estimated to be a count of about ██████████████████), this investigation has been put on hold until further notice. The object is to be monitored for further developments.
Item Description: 2 day planner (September 2009 to September 2009) manufactured by the ██████████ company which will duplicate anything written into it across all other units. This only works for date/time entries that have not yet come to pass.
Date of Recovery: ██-██-2010
Location of Recovery: ██████ ███████ Office Supplies, ██████ ████, Florida
Current Status: 17 units in Foundation possession; unknown number remain in circulation (estimated at █). Research personnel are monitoring new entries in an effort to locate remaining copies.
Item Description: An Ikea-brand wall clock which seems to disappear and reappear once every second.
Date of Recovery: ██-██-19██
Location of Recovery: ███████, Scotland. ████████, Sweden. ███████, Scotland.
Current Status: Disappeared at 1124 hours GMT on ██-██-19██. Item never materialised, presumed irretrievable.
Notes: GLORY FOR SWEDEN -felix_kjellberg
We all know you’re not Felix. Get out of here, you miserable troll. -Technical Researcher Smalls
Item Description: A rubber-and-metal flyswatter which, when used to kill a mammal, causes the user to burst into tears.
Date of Recovery: ██-██-19██
Location of Recovery: ███████ Free Clinic, █████, Suriname
Current Status: Destroyed in testing when used to kill an elephant.
Notes: In hindsight, we probably should have sedated it first.
Item Description: A spear that, when thrown, pierces the heart of the nearest humanoid and extends several human hands from its blade afterward. Agents are to note that they will make introductory movements, such as extending for a handshake or waving.
Date of Recovery: ██-██-████
Location of Recovery: █████, Ireland
Current Status: In storage.
Item Description: A Sorry! set that has a variable number of pieces, appearing and disappearing as needed on the board. Sounds of battle are produced by the dice when rolled rather than the expected clattering.
Date of Recovery: █-██-████
Location of Recovery: ████████, Oregon
Current Status: Available in Area 43 break room for recreation.
Notes: Does anyone want to set up a Sorry tournament later this month onsite/somewhere else? - Dr. Tallie Reynolds
Sure, what date are you thinking? -Thaddeusxd
Moderator Note: Friendly reminder - please use the notes accordingly. If you want to set up an event, do it outside of the file. Please and thank you!
Somewhere on the weekend of the 29th? I can't get to play on the day before because I have a date with my fiancée, so does Saturday afternoon at sound good? - Tallie Reynolds
Oof, do you think you could push it back to Sunday? I've got mass on Saturday. - Senior Researcher Ryan Portland
Having mass on Saturday and being free Sunday is wiiilld lol - Kimberly Lague
Yeah, it sucks. - Senior Researcher Ryan Portland
So, does a Sorry tournament on the afternoon of the 30th, onsite, sound good to you guys? - Dr. Tallie Reynolds
Moderator Note: Come on, guys. Move this somewhere else.
Looks good! Looking forward to the tournament! - Senior Researcher Ryan Portland
Item Description: A piece of vine charcoal that causes "Someone help me! I'm trapped in the charcoal!" to be written every several seconds whenever used for writing or drawing.
Date of Recovery: █-██-████
Location of Recovery: ████████████, Scotland
Current Status: Incinerated as a part of Site-322’s integration program.
Anomalous Items 031 - 040
Item Description: A bottle of bootleg █████ █████████ perfume, which attracts Foundation doctor Elias Shaw in a 1 km radius when used. Discovered after a gathering of over 4,000 instances of Dr. Shaw, in the bodies of over 4,002 civilians, caused a traffic jam in downtown ███ ███████.
Date of Recovery: █-██-████
Location of Recovery: ███ ███████, ██████████
Current Status: Stored in an airtight container, Low-Value Item Storage, Site-██.
Notes: How did we ever let it get this bad?
Item Description: An upright piano. If a human touches any of the piano keys, the human will become irresistibly compelled to play the piano and sing the song “Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas” for a period of three hours or until the player is incapacitated. It is to be noted that the item does not provide musical talent, knowledge of tunes, knowledge of lyrics, or the ability to sing on-key.
Date of Recovery: 04-28-200█
Location of Recovery: Recreation center at Foundation Site 33. Piano had been at that site for several years but its unusual properties did not manifest until Incident-[DATA EXPUNGED].
Current Status: In Site-██‘s auditorium. Moved to storage due to decreases in worker morale and energy.
Item Description: A #2 pencil that, when used, causes the writer to unknowingly do the stanky leg. This occurs even when the writer is sitting down.
Date of Recovery: 06-██-20██
Location of Recovery: Site 19 supply cabinet
Current Status: Accidentally destroyed. Materials demonstrated no unusual properties
Notes: Are you sure the people who reported this didn't just really like dancing?
Item Description: A white plastic "halo", which will shine and float when above anybody who has not committed any of the 7 deadly sins. Will glow red when placed above anyone else.
Date of Recovery: ██-██-████
Location of Recovery: ███, ████
Current Status: Melted itself down after being placed above Dir. ███████ House's head.
Notes: I thought I told you to hide my name. -Site Director Randall House
Item Description: Thirteen dollar bills-ranging from $1 to $20-that scream loudly when placed next to foreign currency.
Date of Recovery: ██-██-19██
Location of Recovery: ██████ Bank, ██ ██████, ██
Current Status: Shredded in paper shredder; strips showed anomalous properties. Anomalous properties reshredded in paper reshredder.
Item Description: A “nuclear explosion globe” containing an 11-second time loop of a nuclear explosion murdering a bystander with an “uclear” explosion.
Date of Recovery: 12-25-20██
Location of Recovery: █████ Ski Resort, ██, USA
Current Status: On Research Assistant Goldsheiner's desk, for aesthetic purposes.
Item Description: A ██████-brand bobblehead that, when bobbled, causes the user's head to bobble with it. Can create neck injuries if bobbled too hard. Can create spinal injuries if bobbled even harder. Can create head trauma injuries if reinforced with 50 pounds of iron and thrown at the user's head.
Date of Recovery: ██-██-19██
Location of Recovery: Seattle, Washington
Current Status: On Dr. Roget's office desk In Dr. Roget's office safe.
Item Description: An early 14th century cannon of Novgorod Republican manufacture. Cannon will prime, load and fire blanks (with no visible source of gunpowder) if the finale of a musical piece titled “Tchaikovsky's 1812 Overture“ is played within audible range of the artillery piece. The timing of the shots is slightly off and inconsistent with the music.
Date of Recovery: ██-██-15███
Location of Recovery: A French courtyard’s garden.
Current Status: Maintained as a cannon on at Site 12's battlements. “Tchaikovsky's 1812 Overture” added to Site Blacklist of restricted materials, and is only to be played in case of advancing enemy parties.
Item Description: A glass dinner plate, 11 inches across. When organic material is placed on the plate, it begins to secrete digestive enzymes (mainly proteases and celluloses) which produce foul-tasting waste products and an unpleasant appearance in food.
Date of Recovery: ██-██-20██
Location of Recovery: Site 19 cafeteria, discovered by Junior Researcher ███████, who initially believed the kitchen staff were attempting to poison him.
Current Status: Currently under investigation by Dr. █████.
Notes: You guys know I don’t like bread pudding.
Item Description: A white coffee mug that, at 3:00 AM local time, will replace all grapefruit juices in its interior with grapefruit juice.
Date of Recovery: ██-██-20██
Location of Recovery: ███████, Minnesota
Current Status: In the possession of Research Assistant Jacobs. In storage.
Notes: Yes, this is anomalous. We’ve tested it.
Somewhat Anomalous Items 041 - 050
Item Description: A pair of cordless headphones that constantly play songs by Jake Paul despite the lack of a music or energy source.
Date of Recovery: ██-██-████
Location of Recovery: ████████ concert, California, United States
Current Status: In storage.
Item Description: A ballpoint pen. Decimal points in numbers written with the pen will periodically move for the next 314 days.
Date of Recovery: 15-92-65██
Location of Recovery: Accounting department at Site-358.
Current Status: Stored in Low-Value Item Wing of Storage Site-97.
//Notes: //
Item Description: A computer file with the name "~DFFF1C.tmp". The file has a negative filesize of -2 bytes; its presence on a storage medium increases the space available. Copies of the file retain this property, but editing the file changes its size to 0 bytes. Copies of copies of the file also retain this property, but editing the file changes its size to -2 bytes.
Copies of copies of copies of the file also retain this property, but editing the file changes its size to 0 bytes. Copies of copies of copies of copies of the file retain this property, but editing the file changes its size to 0 bytes. Copies of copies of copies of copies of copies of the file also retain this property, but editing the file changes its size to -2 bytes. Copies of copies of copies of copies of copies of copies of the file retain this property, but editing the file changes its size to 0 bytes. Copies of copies of copies of copies of copies of copies of copies of the file also retain this property, but editing the file changes its size to -2 bytes. Copies of copies of copies of copies of copies of copies of copies of copies of the file retain this property, but editing the file changes its size to 0 bytes. Copies of copies of copies of copies of copies of copies of copies of copies of copies of the file also retain this property, but editing the file changes its size to -2 bytes. Copies of copies of copies of copies of copies of copies of copies of copies of copies of copies of the file retain this property, but editing the file changes its size to 0 bytes. Copies of copies of copies of copies of copies of copies of copies of copies of copies of copies of copies of the file also retain this property, but editing the file changes its size to -2 bytes. Copies of copies of copies of copies of copies of copies of copies of copies of copies of copies of copies of copies of the file retain this property, but editing the file changes its size to 0 bytes. Copies of copies of copies of copies of copies of copies of copies of copies of copies of copies of copies of copies of copies of the file also retain this property, but editing the file changes its size to -2 bytes. Copies of copies of copies of copies of copies of copies of copies of copies of copies of copies of copies of copies of copies of copies of the file retain this property, but editing the file changes its size to 0 bytes. Copies of copies of copies of copies of copies of copies of copies of copies of copies of copies of copies of copies of copies of copies of copies of the file also retain this property, but editing the file changes its size to -2 bytes. Copies of copies of copies of copies of copies of copies of copies of copies of copies of copies of copies of copies of copies of copies of copies of copies of the file retain this property, but editing the file changes its size to 0 bytes. Repetition is comedy.
Date of Recovery: 05-21-20██
Location of Recovery: Dr. ████'s home computer
Current Status: Stored in Dr. ████'s computer, with several backups on portable media.
Notes: My apologies: Seems like something got into the file and caused the "onslaught" of repeating "copies of copies of" entries. For the time being, I've managed to get the repeating parts along with something that seems to be a message into a collapsible block; that's what's up above. Sorry for the inconvenience.
Item Description: A three-sided die; no matter how it is observed, subjects will report that it definitely has three sides, despite this being physically impossible.
Date of Recovery: ██-██-20██
Location of Recovery: A tabletop gaming convention in [REDACTED].
Current Status: Sliced in half, yielded two one-sided dice. Both dice sliced in half, yielded four two-third-sided dice.
Notes: …Can we just.. glue the parts back together at this point?
Item Description: An adjustable-height stainless steel floor fan of unknown make and manufacture. The fan will only function when exposed to music written by an artist or artists that no persons within hearing range know of. However, if and when the unknown music is played, the music becomes known to any people listening, and the fan will cease to function.
Date of Recovery: ██-██-1997
Location of Recovery: Jacksonville, Florida
Current Status: In storage.
Item Description: A pound cake that emits the sound of a young girl laughing when being cut.
Date of Recovery: ██-██-2012
Location of Recovery: █████'s Bakery Shop in Wyoming
Current Status: Kept in cold storage at Site-17 Shot approximately 15 times with a 9mm sidearm by Agent █████. Agent reprimanded. No anomalous properties recorded in the remains.
Notes: The the fuck is wrong with you
That kid probably had a family.
Gofucjyursself
Item Description: A sculpture of a human hand and a section of the forearm, standing approximately 0.5m tall and weighing 50kg. The object's orientation cannot be changed and acts as a perfect compass - the thumb always points due magnetic north.
Date of Recovery: ██-██-2012
Location of Recovery: Raid on a Marshall, Carter & Dark Ltd. warehouse in London, UK.
Current Status: Dissipated when taken out of its container, due to being made up of 100% oxygen.
Notes: Accompanying recovered documentation indicates that MC&D was having difficulty finding a buyer for the object.
Item Description: A 235-kg █████ █████-brand moped. When traveling at speeds in excess of 30 km/h, it displays inertial qualities consistent with an object of significantly higher mass, generally between 350 and 600 kg, depending on speed.
Date of Recovery: ██-██-1999
Location of Recovery: ████████, Germany
Current Status: In storage Destroyed.
Item Description: A large whiteboard. Should a subject write a problem on the whiteboard, it will immediately begin to form a chart organizing the information pertinent to that problem. The object will then form connections between the information and attempt to come up with a solution. However, it will also write comments regarding the subject's intellect and physical appearance. These are almost always derogatory.
Date of Recovery: ██-██-████
Location of Recovery: █████████, Texas
Current Status: In storage.
Notes: I know you won’t see this, you stupid whiteboard, but I sincerely hope you go to hell when you die. No one talks about my IBS like that.
Item Description: A █████ 1208 cell phone with exactly 2 bars of reception at all times, regardless of location, situation, or condition of the phone. Other functions do not differ from normal cell phones.
Date of Recovery: ██-██-████
Location of Recovery: ████████ village, Astrakhan district, found in possession of [DATA REDACTED]
Current Status: In storage.
Notes: So it’s useless. - Researcher Weel
What do you mean? -Talloran
How are you supposed to get anything done with two bars of service? - Researcher Weel
Well, I’m guessing that the person wasn't going to use this to play COD Modern-fucking-Warfare, are they? -Talloran
Seeking Greenlights: Yes
Page Type: SCP Article
Page Layout: Containment procedures, description, discovery, and recovered items.
Genre: Religious
Elevator Pitch: An unfinished skyscraper, that, as more of it is built, the more its progress gets delayed.
Central Narrative: The Foundation gets alerted of the anomaly after seeing that an entire construction company had given up halfway through building a building. Several field agents take a look, find nothing visibly wrong or anomalous about the skyscraper and find some personal things that some people forgot to take home and take them into custody/non-anomalous containment. People who had worked at the construction site are interviewed about their experience at the construction site; the recovered items’ contents get put into the file, and this will have the main narrative. The items are logged, and one, a personal journal's contents, are shown. This journal describes a construction worker’s experience of working building the skyscraper, and the journal’s contents slowly get more concerning. The writer first describes several conflicts in the higher levels of the building. As time passes, more and more conflicts happen, causing people to quit/move to a different company, even ending up in a death, and the building progress comes to a slow. Eventually, as a religious individual, the writer notices the similarity between this and the Tower of Babel, also stating that they will quit their job, due to the fear of “being struck down by God”. This isn’t the end, however, as the writer writes one last entry in their journal. This last entry is a “repentance”, of sorts - the writer writes an apology to god in the hopes that they will be saved.
Hook/Attention Grabber: It’s a modern-day Tower of Babel.
Additional Notes: If it’s possible, I’d like some help with the recovered logs, as I am thinking of including some religious parts. I’m not very good at this, so any help would be accepted.
Seeking Greenlights: Yes
Page Type: GoI Format
Genre (Optional): Other: Religious
Page Layout (Optional): A traditional AWCY? project proposal.
Elevator Pitch: An anartist presents an official anart pitch that represents both the anartistic-ness of AWCY? and the religious aspects from the Church of the Second Hytoth.
Central Narrative: An anartist presents an anart pitch that, in the light of a recent event, is meant to encourage Ortothans to continue their work. Let me just say that it is very convincing.
Hook/Attention-Grabber: It's a mash-up between AWCY and the Church of the Second Hytoth. One would expect AWCY? articles to be mixed with GAW or The Fifth Church, or other things of that "artistic" type (including but not limited to: Wondertainment, Arcadia, Vikander-Kneed, even). I think this might be a cool twist on the previously-thought constraints of AWCY.
Additional Notes: Help with the religious parts of Hytoth would be appreciated.
Seeking Greenlights: Yes
Page Type: Tale
Elevator Pitch: After narrowly escaping the orbit of Earth as an XK and QK occurs, Nobody goes back to fulfill their mission.
Central Narrative: The newest iteration of Nobody “takes over” nobody. Well, a nobody, since the Earth’s destruction. It turns out that, just before the complete destruction of Earth, a QK End-of-Death Scenario occurred, and now nothing is able to die. It is torture, for the people floating around in space, and for the people that survived now having to live (every orbit? cycle? just floating?) in suffering. It is revealed that this version of Nobody’s goal is to get something that is in the remnants of the Earth in space, and Nobody goes through lots of trouble to get to where Earth used to be, fighting off surviving GOIs and slowly making their way to the place where Earth used to be. However, something that they forgot to remember: the XK’s still there! In a one-sided battle, the XK almost instantly destroys Nobody’s ship and they are left in the rubble, undying, slowly floating in space. Floating in space. Huh. Nobody gets an idea to float towards the target, as they are floating toward it and where it is to be used (by sheer coincidence, might I add). The tale ends with an ominous line, stating how Nobody’s “on their trail” and “Nobody’s coming home.” These will be explained in the article.
Hook/Attention-Grabber: It’s a bunch of canons/GOIs.
(credit to Rose the changeling for this code)
(thanks to Fantem for that amazing article [and hidden offset])