SCP Draft: Infinite Needles in a Haystack

Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Safe Euclid

Special Containment Procedures:
SCP-XXXX is to be kept in
As of 19

Description:
SCP-XXXX-A is normally a stack of dried Hordeum vulgare (Barley), Avina sativa (Common Oat), and Triticum aestivum (Common Wheat), measuring at approximately 1.74 meters in height and 2.3 meters in diameter. SCP-XXXX-A will always reassemble itself into this state when any subject searching for the needles gives up searching for instances of SCP-XXXX-B. SCP-XXXX-A has been noted to provide a subtle memetic compulsion to the closest person to search for instances of SCP-XXXX-B, but this is easily overcome by strong emotions such as frustration.

SCP-XXXX-B is the name for the sewing needles found in SCP-XXXX-A. After the recovery of each instance SCP-XXXX-B, another instance of SCP-XXXX-B will materialize, becoming notably more difficult to find than the previous, and, after several iterations, often manifesting anomalous properties.

Addendum:

+ List of notable searches SCP-XXXX-B.

DATE:12/2/1952
SUBJECT:D-XXXX-1, Male, 67 years old
# OF SCP-XXXX-B FOUND: 4
NOTABLE SCP-XXXX-B FOUND: SCP-XXXX-B-1-4 is a slightly-corroded Size-5 Sharp needle made of nickel and silver, dated to approximately 1813. It displays no anomalous properties.

Researcher xxx: (Translated from German) Aside from constantly creating new needles, this haystack is unremarkable. I demand to be transferred to a project which more adequately uses my skill.

DATE:6/24/1953
SUBJECT:D-XXXX-5, Female, 24 years old
# OF SCP-XXXX-B FOUND: 52
NOTABLE SCP-XXXX-B FOUND: SCP-XXXX-B-5-28 is a Size-10 Sharp needle made of wood, dated to approximately 2000 BCE. It is unusually flexible, with a similar texture to dried wheat when felt from the side.

Researcher xxx: (Translated from German) Interesting… the haystack found a way around magnets…

DATE:1/19/1955
SUBJECT:D-XXXX-28, Female, 43 years old
# OF SCP-XXXX-B FOUND: 201
NOTABLE SCP-XXXX-B FOUND: SCP-XXXX-B-28-201 is a Size-12 Sharp needle made out of nickel and silver, dated to approximately 1823. It was coated in an unknown poison, causing the death of D-XXXX-6, making her incapable of searching for more needles.

Researcher xxx: (Translated from German) Finally! Now we're getting somewhere.

DATE:5/28/1959
SUBJECT:D-XXXX-67, Male, 21 years old
# OF SCP-XXXX-B FOUND: 205
NOTABLE SCP-XXXX-B FOUND: SCP-XXXX-B-67-205 is a Size-11 Sharp needle made of an indeterminable substance with a distinctly metallic texture. SCP-XXXX-B-67-205 is entirely invisible, and cannot be detected on any light spectrum.

DATE:2/29/1965
SUBJECT:D-XXXX-285, Female, 36 years old
# OF SCP-XXXX-B FOUND: 403
NOTABLE SCP-XXXX-B FOUND: SCP-XXXX-B-285-403 is a needle which does not fit any current size measurement for needles. SCP-XXXX-B-285-403 is comprised entirely of nickel, and is around 15 micrometers long and 2 micrometers thick. SCP-XXXX-B-285-403 was only found with the help of a magnet.

DATE:8/1/1966
SUBJECT:D-XXXX-2, Female, 37 years old
# OF SCP-XXXX-B FOUND: 1
NOTABLE SCP-XXXX-B FOUND: SCP-XXXX-B-2-53 is completely identical to SCP-XXXX-B-2-52.

Researcher xxx: (Translated from German) The haystack remembers D-XXXX-2. Interesting.

DATE:7/19/1969
SUBJECT:D-XXXX-297, Male, 23 years old
# OF SCP-XXXX-B FOUND: 504
NOTABLE SCP-XXXX-B FOUND: SCP-XXXX-B-297-505 is a Size-12 Sharp needle composed of nickel and silver, dated to 1912. SCP-XXXX-B-297-505 was particularly hard to find as it had temporarily turned the entirety of SCP-XXXX-A into curved upholstery needles.

D-XXXX-297: What do you mean it's a different f***ing needle? They're all just goddamn needles!