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Item # SCP-*Insert Number Here*

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: Due to the passive nature of SCP-*Insert Number Here*-1 instances, SCP *Insert Number Here* does not require armed guards and civilians exposed to SCP-5031 are to be amnesticized. See Adendum *Insert Number Here*-2-1
SCP-*Insert Number Here* is to be guarded at all times and a cover story is to be distributed that SCP-*Insert Number Here* is the site of a chemical spill.

Description: SCP-*Insert Number Here* is a building that resembles an IKEA, except for the sign, which reads, 'EGGKEA'. SCP-*Insert Number Here* will irregularly produce SCP-*insert number here*-1. It is unknown how SCP-*insert number here* produces SCP-*insert number here*-1 instances, as entering SCP-*insert number here* presents empty space, which dimensions are inconsistent with that of the outside.

SCP-*insert number here*-1 refers to a collection of instances, similar to that of Galus Galus Domesticus. These instances are anatomically identical, except for sexual organs, which it lack.

SCP-*insert number here*-2 refers to instances similar to SCP-*insert number here*-1, however, SCP-*insert number here*-2 instances possess more physical strength and aggression than that of SCP-*insert number here*-1.

Addendum *insert number here*-2-1: █-█-20█, SCP-*Insert number here* inexplicably produced instances of SCP-*insert number here*-2, which then proceeded to ███ ████ ███ █████.