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Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
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There lived a certain skip, the foundation held ago
It was big and strong, in his eyes a flaming glow
Most people look at it with terror and with fear
But to ethicals he was such a lovely dear
He could eat the people like an eater
Full of ecstasy and fire
But he also was the kind of creature
Ethicals would desire
Li, li, li-a-zard
Killer of all the d-class
There was a vat that really burnt it
Li, li, li-a-zard
The foundation's greatest death machine
It was a shame how it carried on
He killed most the spare lives and never mind the O5
But the rumbled floor he danced really wunderbar
In all affairs of state, he was the skip to please
But he was real great when he had a corpse to eat
For the council he was no people-eater
Though they heard the things it'd done
They believed it was a curs-ed eater
Who would eat their race
Li, li, li-a-zard
Killer of all the d-class
There was a vat that really burnt it
Li, li, li-a-zard
The foundation's greatest death machine
It was a shame how it carried on
But when its eating, and killing and its hunger for power became known to more and more people, the demands to do something about this outrageous skip became louder and louder!
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
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"This skips just gotta go!" declared the employees
But the ethicals begged, "Don't you try to do it, please"
No doubt this lizard had lots of sharp cla-was
And it was a brute, corpses just fell into his mouth
Then one night some men of higher standing
Set a trap, they're not to blame
"Come to eat the d-class" they kept sayin'
And it really came
Li, li, li-a-zard
Killer of all the d-class
They put some acid into his bath
Li, li, li-a-zard
The foundation's greatest death machine
It soaked in it all and it said "I feel fine"
Li, li, li-a-zard
Killer of all the d-class
They didn't quit, they wanted his head
Li, li, li-a-zard
The foundation's greatest death machine
And so they soaked it till it was dead
