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Item #: SCP- (Alias: Greg)
Object Class: Safe
Description: SCP- takes on the appearance of a middle-aged, bearded, man named Greg. He is of average male height (1.78 meters), with blue eyes, dark brown hair, and a disheveled beard. Although he appears to be middle-aged, sightings of Greg have dated back to the early 1600s. He is often seen in alleyways, behind prominent fast food restaurants (i.e., McDonalds, Burger King, Dairy Queen, Etc). No matter where he is, he always has a wine bottle, wrapped in a brown paper bag.
Abilities include (but aren't limited to): Telepathy, Teleportation, and other advanced mental abilities.
One of the only pictures of Greg known to exist.
Upon approach, Greg begins to yell the song "Row, Row, Row your Boat" at a volume louder than humanly possibly. If you are attempting to capture him, it is advised to use the suggested capture procedure before the sixth verse of the song. Once he reaches the sixth verse, Greg will proceed to look at his victim. Civilians who have claimed to come across Greg, reported that "[Greg] had cold, soulless eyes, that looked straight into the deep recesses of your mind".
At this point, it is highly suggested that you DO NOT INTERACT WITH GREG. Researchers have found that, at this phase, Greg becomes incredibly violent, and interference may result in Gregification.
After ten minutes of staring, without interference, he will say, "Get the ████ out of here", and teleport the victim to the place they most want to be at that time. To some, that may be their childhood home. To others, it may be their favorite vacation spot.
Special Containment Procedures: SCP- is particularly easy to capture. Once he is found, all an SCP worker need do is show him a picture of a five-year-old child. Failure in this, i.e. showing him a picture of a six-year-old or a four-year-old, will result in instant Gregification. Upon seeing the picture, Greg becomes completely docile, and will walk slowly toward the worker, saying "my son, my son", while reaching out to hold the picture. Lure him into a van, drive him to the nearest secure facility, and bring him to his cell. Once accustomed to his cell, Greg will stay for exactly ten days. By the morning of the tenth day, Greg simply disappears from his cell, leaving no sign of any escape route or damage to his cell. No matter how complex the cell, he escapes by the tenth day, and the SCP must go out to find him again.
Gregification: Gregification is a special term developed to refer to the particular way Greg deals with those who aggravate him. Victims of Gregification are found dead one week after their interaction with Greg, their corpses stuffed headfirst into garbage cans. Forensic specialists who have investigated Gregifications have found no apparent cause of death. Later investigations have found that many victims didn't even have pre-existing health issues, that could have resulted in their deaths.
Addendum: A wealthy group of teenagers from ████ █████, ███████, happened across Greg after a trip to their local ████ ████. Upon coming across Greg, they mocked him, calling him a "homeless ███████", and throwing garbage at him. They were all found Gregified exactly one week later, each of their bodies found in individual trash cans, with no visible cause of death. The only piece of evidence found at the crime scene was a greasy burger wrapper. On it were symbols that did not connect to any known dialect or script. At the bottom were the words "Jean-Jacques Rousseau will eat the rich", written with what appeared to be red crayon.
