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SCP - 5955
The Place We've All Been To
NOTE THIS IS A WORK IN PROGRESS I ACCIDENTALLY PUBLISHED THIS PAGE DO NOT READ YET!!!!!
Object class: Keter
Special Containment Procedures:
(what is there to contain?)
SCP 5955 is to be contained with a fence, 3x3 kilometers in length and width, made out of concrete, with guards stationed every kilometer along the perimeter. If the "Jumping Effect" is to occur at any time appropriate responses according to jump location is to be flown in via [Data Expunged] from the nearby site of ██. Attempts to contain the "Jumping Effect" Have yet to yield any results.
(That's just business nothing anomalous about that is there?)
Addendum 2141a: The attempt to use a [Data Expunged] to contain the "jumping effect" has failed, Spectacularly, we ended up jumping it to SCP [Data Expunged]. I would advise against further measure in the field of [Data Expunged]. - Dr █████
(Please, don't attempt to jump the hotel anywhere the owner has not signed off on. The results would be, Unpleasant for your precious Foundation.)
Description:
SCP 5955 Is a Hotel (A great one at that) located nearby Site ██ in the amazon basin,
(It consists of over 1000 Rooms A bar a spa and an Olympic sized swimming pool, Fun For Everyone!)
no records of SCP 5955 can be found in and around the nearby towns, whether or not this an anomalous effect is yet to be found. (You bet it is) Although SCP 5955-1 instances claim the hotel was founded in 19██ by the "Owner" or "Founder" further details when asked are never given. Foundation personal first discovered SCP 5955 on ████ the ██ 20██ based of reports from the nearby town of [Data Expunged] when multiple inhabitants claimed their significant others went missing for months or in one instance ████ at a time. When foundation personal set out to contain SCP 5955 and set up the perimeter fencing An SCP 5955-1 Instance "The Bellhop" emerged for the front doors of the hotel to complain, See Addendum 2088a. The "jumping effect" Dubbed by Dr █████ was discovered on ██████ the ██ 20██ See incident report ARGT-942, In which it was discovered that SCP 5955 disappears or "jumps" to different locations. Which makes making proper Containment procedures next to impossible. (that's sorta the point) Only one expedition has been made into SCP 5955 Result:
Failure (I would'nt call it that) see Expedition log ARCD-654
Addendum 2088a: Transcript, first instance of SCP 5955-1
SCP 5955-1: What are you doing!?
NTF Agent ████ : *dispatches to radio* We have a unauthorised Person he…
SCP 5955-1: Unauthorised!? ████, you of all people should know that I work here.
NTF Agent ████: How do you know my name?
SCP 5955-1: Because you're guest here! I delivered Cognac to you just last night! Now the one thing I don't understand is why you're putting a fence around the Hotel!
*End Transcript*
SCP 5955-1 Description:
SCP 5955-1 is a Man roughly 20-23 years in age, with orange hair, dressed in the outfit of a bellhop (His name is peter you know) instances of SCP 5955-1 know the names of anyone they come into contact with, and insist that they are indeed guests at the hotel. See Interview Log 023a
incident report ARGT-942:
