Patrick McGowan's Reality duo

The following are two SCP files that I plan to upload to the site sometime soon. I would appreciate feedback.
(Disclaimer: I plan on turning the bold text into a different font to further distinguish the text. Also, Agent Richards and SCP-9999 are going to be censored in the final draft, but I can't do that here.)

SCP 3961: The Magician of Creation
Item #: SCP-3961

Object Class: Yggdrasil/Thaumiel

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-3961 is to have a fully furnished suite to his own at all sites. Given his anomalous nature, there is no way to truly contain SCP-3961, due to his ability to create portals to wherever he sees fit. (I’m going to throw this warning up right now. If you see text like this, then it’s me, SCP-3961 writing. This will be explained later.)

Description: SCP-3961 (also known as Patrick M. McGowan III) is a male human of European descent. Despite appearing 15 years old, SCP-3961 claimed to be 19 at the time of acquisition, which was confirmed by birth records. (Just so you know, I am legal) He has brown hair, one blue eye (right) and one bright gold eye (left), and at the time of this article, is 2.1 meters in height and 90 kg in weight. Upon cursory examination, the only out-of-the-ordinary features he possesses are the six tattoos across SCP-3961’s upper body/face and astonishing physique. One of these tattoos being Japanese kanji on SCP-3961’s left cheek, which translates to “God of Creation”. (The kanji for this looked better than the kanji for “Magician of Creation”, so I went with G.O.C. instead)

Upon closer examination, however, one finds that SCP-3961 has modified himself immensely, some of these modifications have earned him the nickname “Luke Cage”. See addendum 3961-3 for full list of modifications SCP-3961 has done to himself. While usually a polite “goofball”, as some foundation personnel have reported, SCP-3961 is fully capable of violence and threats and will use his anomalous nature to reinforce these claims.

SCP-3961 possesses the ability to change any object or lifeform into something else, as well as possessing the ability to create anything he wants. The only limit to the items SCP-3961 can create are limited to his imagination and focus. This means that SCP-3961 does not need to know how an object works to create it, only what it does. This includes a series of portals that SCP-3961 can open/access with a series of keys kept in SCP-3961-B. Most of these portals lead to various pocket dimensions, which are currently being used as containment areas for 90% of all SCPs, giving SCP-3961 the Thaumiel object class on top of the Yggdrasil class. While Addendum 3961-3 proves that SCP-3961 is fully capable of using his powers on organic life, he refuses to use them on other humans. When questioned about this, SCP-3961 stated that it was “…a moral issue. I already feel too much like God, so why push the envelope. Besides, the last time I tried to create or alter humans, it was like a scene from [DATA REDACTED].”

SCP-3961-B is SCP-3961’s favorite trench coat, which was the first item he created. This coat is completely indestructible, hydrophobic, heat reflective, and houses multiple small, bladed weapons. (Bladed weapons as in Assassin’s Creed hidden blades and a razor edge to the cape part of the coat!)

SCP-3961-C is a small, cylindrical device that is tapered at both ends, with one end possessing a green bulb. When the button on the side is pressed, any piece of technology or lock the bulb is pointing to will alter. When questioned about how this process works, SCP-3961 claimed “…all you need to do is point and think!” This has led many Foundation personnel to relate it to the [DATA REDACTED] (Sonic Screwdriver) from the show [DATA REDACTED] (Doctor Who), most commonly used by [DATA REDACTED] (The Eleventh and Twelfth Doctors). SCP-3961 is never without SCP-3961-C.

SCP-3961-D is the collective name given to all other objects created by SCP-3961. Due to the lack of records on these, there is no accurate number of SCP-3961-D instances. Known instances include:
a. Various weapons (You can never have too many! 😉)
b. Flowers (What can I say, I’m a romantic!)
c. Small/young pets (For the record, I prefer dogs over cats)
d. Food (Anything but fish)
e. Portals to various locations (including ones to the above-mentioned pocket dimensions)
f. Various vehicles (Including my Trans-Am, Lambo, and Maserati. Jealous?)
g. Various articles of clothing.
Despite being seemingly all-powerful, both brothers are immune to the other’s powers. This has proved very beneficial, for on the rare occasion the two get into an argument, the destruction tends to be minimal. (This means that I can’t create a black hole in Tommy’s chest, and he can’t atomize me. Nor can we change each other into mush. Thank 343 for that)

Addendum 3961-1: Circumstances of Acquisition:
SCPs-3961 and 3962 were brought to the Foundation’s attention when they were arrested for false reports of tax evasion while performing street magic. When the officers in charge of the case questioned the brothers, they found that the handcuffs restraining them had vanished. The brothers proceeded to walk out of the interrogation rooms, summon a [DATA REDACTED] (It’s the famous British, blue box, sometimes called “Old Girl”), creating puppies and kittens on the desks of all police officers in the building, and leaving in said [DATA REDACTED]. (In case you haven’t figured it out yet, IT’S THE F#CKING TARDIS!!!) After months of searching for them, the brothers approached Agent Richards, an undercover Foundation agent investigating SCP-9999, and demanded to speak to the Administrator, or else the brothers would cause a ZK-class End-Of-Reality-Scenario. (AND I WOULD HAVE!!) Upon contacting the Administrator via video-chat (Or skype, as most people call it), SCPs-3961 and 3962 introduced themselves and informed the Administrator of their powers. To the surprise of all personnel present, SCP-3961 managed to gain every document that the Foundation tried to bury, threatening to release them to the public Via all media outlets (cuz I’m a l33t h@x0r). SCP-3961 then began to make a series of demands to keep the documents out of the public’s reach (And to keep reality safe. Those idiots forgot that bit). See Addendum 3961-2 for full list of demands. Any transgressions may lead to a ZK-class End-Of-Reality scenario or immediate termination from either brother (Like that racist a*&hole I blew up). Given their anomalous nature, all threats given by the brothers are to be treated seriously.

Addendum 3961-2: A complete list of demands made by SCP-3961 upon admittance into the Foundation:
1. SCPs-3961 and 3962 are to be admitted to the 05 council.
2. SCP-3962 is to aid in the writing of his SCP report. (See, I told you it would be explained!!)
3. Both brothers can move freely around/between sites. (I’m a Free Bird.)
4. SCP-3961 is permitted to visit all personnel or SCPs. Note: this usually results in chaos via SCP cage matches or Doctors Bright and/or Clef being in the immediate area. (I like having a social life, and Bright is a great guy! Besides, some people are jealous of some of my “friends")
5. There is to be no surveillance of SCP-3961 at any time. This is due to SCP-3961’s request for privacy. (The last guy who saw what I did in private had to be institutionalized)
6. SCP-3961 is to learn the truth behind SCP-001 and be made aware of all false reports. (THERE’S TWO REAL ONES?!?!)
7. Both SCP-3961 and 3962 are only to be called by their item number in their respective reports.
8. Both brothers are to be treated as human beings, not objects to be locked away. (Anti-SCP is the new racism)
9. [REDACTED ON 05 REQUEST]
10. Both brothers are to live normal lives, only being required to enter Foundation custody once a week. (I have a job and I’d like to keep it)

Addendum 3961-3: Full list of modifications SCP-3961 has made to himself:
1. Unbreakable skin, teeth, fingernails, the last of which never grow more than one millimeter past the fingertip.
2. Ability to remove and re-add calcium from the bones, turning them gelatinous. This is how SCP-3961 has been able to survive lethal blunt-force trauma. (At least this way, I can say that I’m like Monkey D. Luffy!)
3. Increased muscle mass and height.
4. Decreased body fat.
5. Six tattoos on the upper arms, chest, and face.
6. Altered metabolism, turning all excess calories into extra hair mass.
7. Left iris changed to (A very) bright gold, vision quality increased to 20-10 vision, and infrared vision which can be “turned on and off”. (I just have to blink 3 times)
8. Right eye vision quality increased to 20-7 vision.
9. Increased strength. Heaviest amount lifted weighed roughly 5.2 tons.
10. Increased [REDACTED] size. (Don’t mean to brag, but I last measured it at 15 inches.)
11. Increased acuteness of all senses. (I’m the goddamn Batman!)
12. Increased synaptic connections in the brain, thus raising SCP-3961’s IQ to roughly 4,500.
13. Unparalleled hacking prowess. (told you I was a l33t h@x0r)
14. Accelerated healing, rivaling that of SCP-682. SCP-3961 has claimed that this modification was created as a failsafe incase all other modifications he has made to himself have failed. (DEADPOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLL!) (Wait, how the f*ck did you get here Wade?!)
15. Telekinesis. (Against my better judgement, I gave it to Bright as well.)
16. Binary Vascular system, allowing SCP-3961 to survive most memetic kill agents. (I just wanted to be like The Doctor.)
17. Lowered blood pressure. Last checked at 80 over 40.
18. Lowered internal body temperature, last recorded at 5 degrees Celsius. (Another attempt to be like The Doctor.)
19. Increased resistance to pain, alcohol, heat, and cold. (I can still get drunk, it just takes a LOT of moonshine)
20. Removal of Asthma, CVID, and torso hair. The reason for the last feature being removed is unknown. (I HATE SHAVING THAT’S WHY!!)
21. Mastery of all forms of combat and espionage. (I could take Able in a fight)
22. Mastery of all forms of music, including impersonation. (I do a killer Freddie Mercury)
23. Encyclopedic knowledge of all forms of music and artists. (I dare you to quiz me on P!ATD or FOB)
24. Understanding of most languages, including Arabic, ancient Egyptian, Latin, Yiddish, Greek, French, and SCP-073 and 076’s default language. Despite numerous attempts, SCP-3970 refuses to relay translations of this language to foundation personnel. (It’s not because I swore an oath to the brothers, I just like screwing with the Foundation.)

SCP 3962: The Magician of Destruction

Item #: SCP-3962

Object Class: Yggdrasil

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-3962 is to have a fully furnished suite to his own at all sites. Given his anomalous nature, there is no way to truly contain SCP-3962, due to his ability to destroy anything in sight.

Description: SCP-3962 (also known as Thomas M. McGowan) is a male human of European descent. SCP-3962 was confirmed to be 15 years old at the time of acquisition. He has brown hair, blue eyes, and at the time of this article, is 1.9 meters in height and 85kg in weight. Upon cursory examination, the only out-of-the-ordinary features he possesses are the three tattoos across SCP-3962’s upper body/face and astonishing physique. One of these tattoos being Japanese kanji on SCP-3962’s right cheek, which translates to “God of Destruction”.

Upon closer examination, however, one finds that SCP-3962 has modified himself immensely, some of these modifications have earned him the nickname “Superman”. See addendum 3962-3 for full list of modifications SCP-3962 has done to himself. While usually a polite “goofball”, as some foundation personnel have reported, SCP-3962 is fully capable of violence and threats and will use his anomalous nature to reinforce these claims. When around people he knows and loves however, he is often described as “…a f#*$ing lunatic, a cynical ass, or anything in between,” mostly by his older brother, SCP-3961.

SCP-3962 possesses the ability to change any object or lifeform into something else, as well as possessing the ability to destroy anything he wants. The only limit to the items SCP-3962 can destroy are limited to his line of sight and focus. This means that SCP-3962 does not need to know how an object works to destroy it. While Addendum 3962-3 proves that SCP-3962 is fully capable of using his powers on organic life, he refuses to use them on other humans. When questioned about this, SCP-3962 stated that it was “…a moral issue. I already feel too much like God, so why push the envelope. Besides, the last time I tried to alter humans, it was like a scene from a dumb cartoon Patrick watches.”

Despite being seemingly invincible, both brothers are immune to the other’s powers. This has proved very beneficial, for on the rare occasion the two get into an argument, the destruction tends to be minimal.

Addendum 3962-1: Circumstances of Acquisition:
SCPs-3961 and 3962 were brought to the Foundation’s attention when they were arrested for false reports of tax evasion while performing street magic. When the officers in charge of the case questioned the brothers, they found that the handcuffs restraining them had vanished. The brothers proceeded to walk out of the interrogation rooms, summon a [DATA REDACTED], creating puppies and kittens on the desks of all police officers in the building, and leaving in said [DATA REDACTED]. After months of searching for them, the brothers approached Agent Richards, an undercover Foundation agent investigating SCP-9999, and demanded to speak to the Administrator, or else the brothers would cause a ZK-class End-Of-Reality-Scenario. Upon contacting the Administrator via video-chat, SCPs-3961 and 3962 introduced themselves and informed the Administrator of their powers. To the surprise of all personnel present, SCP-3961 managed to gain every document that the Foundation tried to bury, threatening to release them to the public Via all media outlets. SCP-3961 then began to make a series of demands to keep the documents out of the public’s reach. See Addendum 3962-2 for full list of demands. Any transgressions may lead to a ZK-class End-Of-Reality scenario or immediate termination from either brother. Given their anomalous nature, all threats given by the brothers are to be treated seriously.

Addendum 3962: A complete list of demands made by SCP-3962 upon admittance into the Foundation:
1. SCPs-3961 and 3962 are to be admitted to the 05 council.
2. Both brothers can move freely around/between sites
3. SCP-3962 is permitted to visit all personnel or SCPs.
4. There is to be no surveillance of SCP-3962 at any time. This is due to SCP-3962’s request for privacy.
5. SCP-3962 is to learn the truth behind SCP-001 and be made aware of all false reports, should he wish.
6. SCP-3962 is to aid in the writing of his SCP report, should he wish.
7. Both SCP-3961 and 3962 are only to be called by their item number in their respective reports.
8. Both brothers are to be treated as human beings, not objects to be locked away.
9. [REDACTED ON 05 REQUEST]
10. Both brothers are to live normal lives, only being required to enter Foundation custody once a week.

Addendum 3962-3: Full list of modifications SCP-3962 has made to himself:
1. Unbreakable skin, teeth, fingernails.
2. Ability to remove and re-add calcium from the bones, turning them gelatinous. This is how SCP-3962 has been able to survive lethal blunt-force trauma.
3. Increased muscle mass and height.
4. Decreased body fat.
5. One tattoo on SCP-3962’s right cheek.
6. Vision quality of both eyes increased to 20-10 vision.
7. Laser eyes. No joke.
8. Increased strength. Heaviest amount lifted weighed roughly 4.2 tons.
9. Increased acuteness of all senses.
10. Increased synaptic connections in the brain, thus raising SCP-3962’s IQ to roughly 3,500.
11. Complete mastery of all sports, including baseball, martial arts, and dancing.
12. Accelerated healing, rivaling that of SCP-682. SCP-3962 has claimed that this modification was created as a failsafe incase all other modifications he has made to himself have failed.
13. Telekinesis.
14. Binary Vascular system, allowing SCP-3962 to survive most memetic kill agents.
15. Lowered blood pressure. Last checked at 90 over 50.
16. Lowered internal body temperature, last recorded at 5 degrees Celsius.
17. Increased resistance to pain, alcohol, heat, and cold.
18. Removal of Asthma, CVID, and Arthritis.
19. Understanding of most languages, including Arabic, ancient Egyptian, Latin, Yiddish, Greek, French, and SCP-073 and 076’s default language. Despite numerous attempts, SCP-3962 refuses to relay translations of this language to foundation personnel.