Paul the Apostle

SAUL MILLER: And now, back to our regularly scheduled Thoughts and Prayers. This is Saul Miller, and what a wonderful evening we're having here on the streets of Markhaven, Indiana. I have receieved quite a lot of lovely letters from you folks this weekend, and I could not wait to get to opening them. So, without further ado, let's get to reading folks! Our first letter is from Grace Wilkins of the Exodus unit. She writes, "Dear Mr. Miller". Oh, hehe, no need to formal Ms. Wilkins, we're all friends here. You may call me Saul, that is what momma called me. Let me make a quick annotation to your letter. "Dear Saul, I'm a huge fan of the show and I thank you for answering my letter. I've been concerned with my neighbour for some time. He's been increasingly charitable to the children around the neighbourhood, handing out sweets and all that. I know he was once an ice cream man, but I have a feeling that he may be communist. What do I do? God bless, Grace Wilkins." Thank you for your letter Grace, and my what a question you have bestowed upon me. Now, I'm quite concerned for you and your wellbeing. Some people may see this letter as overreactionary, but I say this is new ground, with new rules and new fears. Communism is a sly evil, and any seemingly generous act could be the influence of that poisonous venom sneaking into our very ways of life. So, for Ms. Wilkins' neighbour; I firmly request that you cease your actions and allow our cherubs to receieve their regular, untainted meals as per the scheduled feeding times. If this behaviour continues Ms. Wilkins, I'd firmly encourage you to let one of our boys in blue know, and let them handle it. Thank you again for your letter, on with the next one."