Item #: SCP-XXXX Capricorn
Object Class: Keter
Special Containment Procedures:
Due to the nature of SCP-XXXX, it is very difficult to contain. SCP-XXXX is to be kept in a uniform humanoid containment cell, with a barred window to the outside world that is not to be closed off under any circumstance. SCP-XXXX is to be given a diet consisting entirely of red meat, despite its dental structure.
Description:
SCP-XXXX is a humanoid entity about 2 meters tall. Male. Its skin is a deep blue colour. Other then it’s unusual colouration, its head seems to be that of a capra aegagrus hircus, or “goat”. Strangely, foundation biologists claim that the head is that of a female of its species.
SCP-XXXX has a single anomalous property that makes it difficult to contain. It is capable of ‘teleporting’ between any two enclosed spaces on the planet, instantly. The extents of this ability have not been properly tested due to the high risk of a containment breach.
SCP-XXXX has shown no intelligence above that of a goat other than a seemingly instinctual response to run away via enclosing itself in an enclosed space and activating its anomalous properties. Unlike humans and goats, which are omnivorous and herbivorous respectively, SCP-XXXX only consumes red meat, and doesn’t care where it comes from, and has eaten both human and goat meat before containment. When hungry, SCP-XXXX will follow its carnivorous nature and attack and attempt to eat any animal it comes into contact with, despite its teeth being more suited for the consumption of plant matter. Testing of its physical strength has shown that its abilities are not unnatural for a human of its size and build.
Addendum: [Optional additional paragraphs]
SCP-XXXX managed to escape containment [REDACTED] times before its eventual capture in [REDACTED], Virginia. SCP-XXXX is believed to be responsible for ██ deaths across the world. Since its containment is has breached containment █ times, leading to its promotion to Keter from Euclid. It should be noted that SCP-XXXX if properly contained, is no more dangerous then a regular human being or wild animal.
Item #: SCP-XXXX Werewolf Vampire War
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures:
Both settlements and the surrounding land has been purchased by the foundation under the guise of a nature reserve. The area is to be patrolled by guards, tasked with keeping civilians away from the area and to prevent contact between SCP-XXXX-1 and SCP-XXXX-2.
Description:
SCP-XXXX is the designation given to two settlements of around ████ anomalous humanoids in [Data Redacted], America. According to research, both settlements just appeared one day on ██/██/████.
SCP-XXXX-1 is a race that appears identical to humans except for their anomalous properties inhabiting SCP-XXXX-A. SCP-XXXX-I is capable of transformation between 5 different forms. A basic human appearance, a larger humanoid reminiscent of a Neanderthal, a 3-7,5 meters tall human canid hybrid, a humongous wolf about 1 meter taller than the average horse and finally what seems to be a normal wolf. Autopsies of all five ‘forms’ have yet to show any method for the transformation. Testing has shown that the transformations are entirely voluntary, and cannot be forced by outside triggers, such as blood or the full moon.
Instances of SCP-XXXX-1 have been shown to have to consume radically more amounts of food than a regular human, with food seemingly disappearing from their stomachs, presumably to feed their other forms. This appears to be the reason SCP-XXXX-A has so many farms and livestock, and one of the reasons why so many wild animals went missing in [Data Redacted] before the discovery of SCP-XXXX.
SCP-XXXX-1 “Nishka” [The person, persons, or SCP being interviewed]
Dr. Kite:
Foreword: This is an interview with a member of SCP-XXXX-1 named ‘Nishka’. A chosen representative of their kind.
<Begin Log, [optional time info]>
Dr. Kite: Hello Ms. Nishka. Thank you for agreeing to speak with us.
Nishka: (Nods)
Dr. Kite: I’d like to ask you a few questions if that’s okay
Nishka: (Nods)
** Dr. Kite:** First off. Where did you come from?
Nishka: A fallen world, a… (Here Nishka seems to struggle for the right word, having only recently learned the English language, formerly speaking an unidentified native language)
** Dr. Kite:** Another universe?
Nishka: (Pauses) I’m not sure that’s quite the right term.
** Dr. Kite:** I see. What happened to your world?
Nishka: (Subject begins talking angrily in its native tongue, before eventually calming down) The Nantalock tempted the gods. (Nantalock seems to be the native word for SCP-XXXX-2)
** Dr. Kite:** I… see… Your species seems to match up almost identically with creatures from our own world’s mythology. Was this caused by sightings of your kind?
Nishka: No. This is our first time in this dream. Is this conversation being written down?
** Dr. Kite:** Yes.
Nishka: Then I can’t tell you about it.
** Dr. Kite:** Excuse me?
Nishka: It’s difficult to be described. But it can’t be written down. Oral communication only.
** Dr. Kite:** Okay.
<End Log>
Closing Statement: Nishka told me some interesting information. It can’t be written down for anomalous reasons. I request to send an uncut audio log directly to the O-5 Council. The information will be cut from this log in fear of attempted transcription.
SCP-XXXX-2 is a race of humanoid, similar in appearance to humans except for a few notable differences that appear to increase with the age of the specimen. Younger members of SCP-XXX-2 (Age 1-120) look like regular humans except with pale skin and more prominent canines. The pale skin seems to be caused by a complete lack of blood within their bodies. How SCP-XXXX-2 survives without blood is still under investigation.
SCP-XXXX-2 is seemingly only capable of digesting blood, however, it can be blood from any living creature and the harvesting process is normally non-lethal, with the fangs shown to produce a chemical that helps staunch blood flow. However, SCP-XXXX-2 has shown the ability to rapidly drain a subject of blood, emptying a human being in under 4 seconds. After drinking blood, it appears to enter SCP-XXXX-2’s bloodstream, oxygenating cells before eventually being discarded to the stomach for digestion.
Members of SCP-XXXX-2 seem to age much slower than humans, reaching the equivalent age of 60 at 120. Upon reaching the age of 120, SCP-XXXX-2 begins to metamorphosis, with their ears growing pointer, their hair falling out, fingers and nails lengthening, and developing skin flaps connecting the arms to their torsos, which somehow allows SCP-XXXX-2 to glide, despite this being supposedly impossible with their surface area.
Members of SCP-XXXX-2 have repeatedly shown the ability to survive and recover from what should be fatal injuries, with one member surviving and seemingly making a full recovery from 4 bullet shots to the head from a frightened poacher. The poacher was not so lucky. Decapitation or destruction of the heart has shown to be effective methods of termination.
SCP-XXXX-2 ‘Lomocles’:
Dr. Kite:
Foreword: This is an interview with a member of SCP-XXXX-2 named ‘Lomocles’. A chosen representative of their kind.
<Begin Log, [optional time info]>
Dr. Kite: Thank you for agreeing to talk to us Mr. Lomocles
** Lomocles:** Just Lomocles is fine.
Dr. Kite: Okay. Lomocles. Where did you come from?
** Lomocles:** A complex thought plane created and destroyed by a [DATA EXPUNGED]
Dr. Kite: Okay. That was a much clearer answer than I had expected. Normally everyone around here is as cryptic as they possibly can be.
** Lomocles:** I should warn you that since I just flat mentioned [Data Expunged] that [DATA EXPUNGED]. I’d advise not doing anything interesting.
Dr. Kite: It would have been nice if you had communicated this information before calling [DATA EXPUNGED]
** Lomocles:** There is no way really but to just get it over with.
Dr. Kite: I see. That makes sense. Thank you for telling me.
<End Log, [optional time info]>
Closing Statement: Lomocles has collaborated with Nishka’s story. This is… Unsettling.
All SCP-XXXX entities have shown surprising willingness to cooperate with members of the SCP Foundation and thank the foundation for keeping their location off the map and away from passers-by.
Additionally, members of SCP-XXXX-1 and SCP-XXXX-2 hate each other, and have negotiated strict territories between their kinds, and crossing the boundaries is punishable by death. Apparently, each side blames the other for the destruction of their home dimension, and upon first appearing upon our plane of dimension waged a 5-month war, which is believed to have decreased the total population SCP-XXXX by 15% before a truce was established for the preservation of both sides.
Addendum:
[Optional additional paragraphs]
Item #: SCP-XXXX Amnesiac Killer
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures:
SCP-XXXX is to be kept in a secret location away from any SCP Site or personnel and to be guarded and watched by specially selected personnel who have never been administered amnestics.
Description:
SCP-XXXX Is a meter-wide metallic sphere of unknown composition. It has a simple and devastating effect to cause brain death in humanoids in a one-mile radius. However, the orb only affects humans who have been administered SCP Foundation standard amnestic.
Addendum:
“I think this SCP represents one of the greatest failures of the SCP Foundation. That almost every member of the SCP foundation, including the 0-5 Council exposed themselves to an anomalous substance that we do not fully understand just for its perceived benefits. We should know better than this. “
-Dr. Northwest
Item #: SCP-XXXX Brain Powder
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures:
SCP-XXXX is to be kept in a cool and dry place safe from fungus and insects. SCP-XXXX is only to be accessed strictly by personnel with level 4 security clearance to prevent misapplication.
Description:
SCP-XXXX is a sack of wheat flour. It has been chemically tested and nothing unusual was found about it. When consumed, the flour somehow stimulates the brain to produce new brain cells, causing increased intelligence or healing brain damage. Testing has shown that SCP-XXXX seems to function as a cure even to psychopathy and sociopathy. Adding SCP-XXXX to water caused it to congeal, and scans showed electrical and chemical activity similar to that of a human brain taking place within the water.
Addendum:
Due to its beneficial properties, numerous staff personnel have requested access to sample SCP-XXXX. Dr. Kite has so far turned down all requests.
Addendum:
“Whilst it’s true that testing of SCP-XXXX has shown nothing but beneficial results, I’d like to take the time to remind all personnel that we do not, in fact, know anything of how it works. What might seem to be a simple IQ boost or brain panacea may, in fact, be an alien bacteria, or a reality-altering drug, and that until we understand SCP-XXXX enough to replicate it should be kept off limit.”
-Dr. Northwest
WARNING:
ANY NON-AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL ACCESSING THIS FILE WILL BE IMMEDIATELY TERMINATED THROUGH MEMETIC KILL AGENT. SCROLLING DOWN WITHOUT PROPER MEMETIC INOCULATION WILL RESULT IN IMMEDIATE CARDIAC ARREST FOLLOWED BY DEATH.
YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.
Item #: SCP-XXXX Trickster God
Object Class: Keter (Uncontained)
Special Containment Procedures:
SCP-XXXX seems to be impossible to contain. We are currently looking into the containment methods of other gods in the hopes of finding a method. In the meantime, any information about SCP-XXXX is not to be written down on any document besides this report, SCP-XXXX is not to be openly discussed, and anyone found doing so is to be administered amnestics. This document is to be known only by the 0-5 council.
Description:
SCP-XXXX is an immensely powerful entity and is presumed to be a literal god. Namely, SCP-XXXX has claimed to be Loki from Norse Mythology, Anansi from West African and Caribbean mythology, and Mercury from Roman mythology. He also claims to have been several human beings of historical importance, many of which living at the same time, such as Nikola Tesla. SCP-XXXX demonstrates the anomalous ability to know whenever someone is talking about him, even if he is left unnamed or nicknames are used. Perhaps what he detects is the intent, or the mere thought of him turned to action. Assume that he knows you are reading this. It is stated that any text written about him functions as his eyes. Additionally, he, and I use the term he lightly, can take any form imaginable and can seemingly teleport anywhere but finds it easier to teleport to where there is text regarding him, which seems to function as some form of beacon to him. Upon first drafting of this report, he teleported into Site ██ right in front of me into a prepared chair. This was not unexpected as I had learned about SCP-XXXX’s existence from Lomocles, (See On-site links) and has prepared the room accordingly. This is a record of our conversation.
Interview Log
SCP-XXXX:
Dr. Kite:
Foreword: SCP-XXXX has taken on the form of a tall joyful man.
<Begin Log, [██/██/████]>
Dr. Kite: Hello.
SCP-XXXX: Greetlings. May I taste your brain?
Dr. Kite: I’d prefer if you did not do that.
SCP-XXXX: Too late.
Dr. Kite: Ah. May I ask you a few questions.
SCP-XXXX: Oh, please do so. What you ask me tells me what you know. And I love learning. Please, please, please, please entertain me, Dr. Kite. I promise to answer any question, however, I am a known liar.
Dr. Kite: (Clears throat nervously.) “To start with. What is your name?
SCP-XXXX: Name. Name name name name name name emane. Such a useless concept. I’m not a fairy. Names mean nothing to me. Can’t you ask me more interesting questions? I’ve worn the names Loki, [DATA EXPUNGED], Mercury, Anasi, [DATA EXPUNGED], [DATA EXPUNGED], [DATA EXPUNGED], [DATA EXPUNGED], [DATA EXPUNGED], [DATA EXPUNGED], Nikola Tesla, Raziel, [DATA EXPUNGED], God, the Devil. Although the last two were just you humans being silly, I’m not them. You gave them different numbers. Thanks for containing them by the way, makes it a lot easier for me to have my fun. Oh, and may have lied once or twice in the last 5 minutes.
Dr. Kite: Question 2. What are you?
SCP-XXXX: Come on Kite, we’re friends. Be more jovial with me or I’ll turn you into a demi-plane. Simple I’m a god. Or at least that’s how you could classify me. Descendant of Satan, angel of the true gods. The Messenger. My mind is a 1000 universes, starting, splitting, merging, ending, my body is whatever I want.
Dr. Kite: Okay… friend then. Why are you so hostile too humanity? Some of your mentioned identities are responsible for the starts of wars.
SCP-XXXX: Oh Kite, Kite, Kite. (At this point, the subjects head began twisting round and round repeatedly, seemingly breaking his own neck, before falling down face first on the interview table.) I’m not hostile to humanity, if I was, you’d all be dead or worse already. No. I LOVE humans. The most interesting minds I’ve ever seen, and I’ve seen a lot. So many different emotions to try and figure out, and a hunger for knowledge akin to my own. My favourite toys. So funny. The best part? You all think you are so much smarter and more important than you are, it’s actully cute. You’ve managed to keep me entertained for millenium. Those two kids really did a good job making you.
Dr. Kite: (More nervous throat cleaning) You mentioned being a messenger. What message do you have to deliver?
SCP-XXXX: That’s not for you.
Dr. Kite: I thought you promised to answer all my questions?
SCP-XXXX: (Shrugs) That’s an answer. And correction, I didn’t promise, I have to actually keep those. I also didn’t specify when, where and how I’d answer. Also, that threat to turn you into a demi-plane? That’s a lie. (giggles) What does that even mean? (More giggles) I’m not like my progenitors; I can only transform my own body. However, I still could turn into a lightning bolt or perhaps a nuclear bomb at any moment and kill you and everyone else in this facility.
Dr. Kite: This is disturbing.
SCP-XXXX: Relay to the 0-5 council that depending on their decision, in 3 days I will do one of the following. 1: Painfully kill 3 million innocent human beings over the course of the next 10 years. 2: Release the existence of 50 skips of my choosing to the public at large. 3: Kill all members of the 05 Council, and 4: [DATA EXPUNGED]. This I promise.
Dr. Kite: ████
SCP-XXXX: Bye, for now, Dr. Kite, I’ll see you May 15th. Oh, by the way. I may have lied once or twice in this conversation. Or perhaps I told a truth you didn’t expect. SCP-XXXX then proceeded to stand up straight, adjust his clothes, and disappear in a flash of darkness. All that was left behind was a small lead coin designated SCP-XXXX-1, and a note saying “Don’t spend it all in one place, I want to see what happens.”
<End Log, [optional time info]>
Closing Statement: Jesus Christ.
SCP-XXXX-1 has so far not displayed any anomalous properties. None the less it is to be kept under constant surveillance.
Addendum:
From this point on, Dr. Kite is to be kept under constant surveillance, in case SCP-XXXX seeks to contact him again.
Addendum:
May 15th has come and gone since the interview, Dr. Kite was kept in containment for this day, but no notable events transpired. Afterward, Dr. Kite was given amnestics and transferred to test On-site links. Surveillance of Dr. Kite will continue indefinitely.
Addendum:
SCP-XXXX-1 has gone missing.
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