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Item #: SCP-5000
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures:
SCP-5000 Creates a nice smelling aroma that has been reported to smell like Bacon, Apples, Apple Pie, Cherry Pie, Barbecue and Lavender.
After Someone has taken SCP-5000 out of its containment chamber the possessor of SCP-5000 must be tazed while a second person must grab SCP-5000 with a pair of latex gloves and placed into a bulletproof glass container and brought back to its containment chamber.
Dr. ███: Who used to own you?
SCP-5000: That is personal information.
Dr. ███: Okay then… i'll come back to that later.
SCP-5000: Who used to own you?
Dr. ███: I do not have a owner, I have a mother and father.
SCP-5000: What is that?
Dr. ███: Basically owners for us humans.
SCP-5000: What country were you made in?
Dr. ███: Well… you would call it being.. born.. I was born in Austrailia.
SCP-5000: I was made in china by a small child that lo-
Dr. ███: Lets not talk about that.
SCP-5000: Not a big fan of politics?
Dr. ███: You guessed it
SCP-5000: Well… what do you want to know about me?
Dr. ███: I want to know how you came to life.
SCP-5000: A strange man in a robe stole me out of my owners car.
Dr. ███: … Do you know who this man was?
SCP-5000: I heard people calling him "Father" and some people "Traitor."
Dr. ███: Do you know why he was called "Traitor?"
SCP-5000: I do not
Dr. ███: Okay well… let us know when you have more info on this "Traitor."
SCP-5000 would put out the aroma
Dr. ███ would rush out of the room putting his gas mask on as fast as he could.
| Interview | Aroma |
|---|---|
| "Traitor" | "Cat Piss" |
| "Father'' | "Wet dog" |
