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Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXX2 is to be stored in a standard non-anomalous freezer at site-XX. The freezer containing SCP-XXX2 must be connected to the main electrical grid with at least two backup generators in case of power failures. If all three power supplies fail at any one time, SCP-XXX2 is to be placed into a canister of liquid nitrogen as quickly as possible. If SCP-XXX2 is to be transported or moved at any time, at least one backup canister of liquid nitrogen is to be made ready on standby.

The freezer housing SCP-XXX2 is to be monitored rigorously to ensure that the internal temperature remains below 263.15 kelvin at all times. If no degradation is noted in prior maintenance checks, the freezer housing SCP-XXX2 is to be replaced annually. If the internal temperature rises above 263.15K at any point, the freezer is to be replaced immediately.

An uncontained sample of frozen SCP-XXX2 may present an end-of-world scenario in 32 days¹ if allowed to reach its melting point. As such, if SCP-XXX2 is allowed to reach temperatures above 263.15K, re-containment becomes the highest priority for foundation staff. Once re-contained, any volume of SCP-XXX2 beyond 50L is to be ingested by Foundation personnel as quickly as possible.

Description: SCP-XXX2 the designation for 34 litres of vanilla ice cream produced by a subsidiary of Ambrose Restaurants. The front of the carton that SCP-XXX2 is located within reads "Fountain of Youth Vanilla - A product of Ambrose International". The back of SCP-XXX2's carton includes information typical of standard vanilla ice cream with an additional note below the nutritional value that reads "All dairy was sourced from free-range cattle hydrated by the fountain of youth"². Frozen samples of SCP-XXX2 are anomalous in that they experience no loss in mass upon liquefaction and ingested samples are able to heal minor wounds and cure minor ailments.

When melting, SCP-XXX2 undergoes a slight endothermic process that cools the immediate environment around itself to infinitely replace the lost mass. While SCP-XXX2 needs to take in energy from the environment to make up for the lost mass, it does not appear to follow the standard laws of conservation of mass or energy as they exist in our universe; requiring 1000 Joules of energy to replace each 0.05 gram droplet of ice cream produced as opposed to the expected 4.4 x 10¹² Joules. The cooling effect experienced by SCP-XXX2's immediate surroundings is enough to instantly freeze any droplets of melted ice cream that are still in contact with the main body of SCP-XXX2. Additionally, the energy taken in by SCP-XXX2 is enough to increase the rate that SCP-XXX2 melts. These two effects, when put together, cause SCP-XXX2 to grow exponentially if allowed to melt.

Any melted sample of SCP-XXX2 that drops off of the main body before it is able to freeze exhibits no anomalous properties. However, if this liquid SCP-XXX2 is allowed to freeze through any means, it will become a new instance of SCP-XXX2 that exhibits the same properties as the main body.

Discovery Log: SCP-XXX2 was obtained after a soup kitchen run by the Manna Charitable Foundation was flooded with liquid SCP-XXX2. The head volunteer at the soup kitchen informed the lead collection agent that SCP-XXX2 was donated to them recently by a local Ambrose Restaurant.

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Special Containment Procedures: Objects that make up SCP-XXXX are to be stored in standard anomalous item containment lockers. Personnel with Level 2 Clearance may submit a formal research proposal to Dr. Yvonne Praxis to gain access to SCP-XXXX instances for further testing.

Description: SCP-XXXX is the collective designation for the set of three devices sold as "Dr. Wondertainment's Quantum Teaching Resources" with the subheading of "For when the classical way isn't working". Devices that comprise SCP-XXXX are "The Quantizer", "The Diffractor", and "The Entangler", which have been designated as SCP-XXXX-1, SCP-XXXX-2, and SCP-XXXX-3, respectively. Refer to the individual descriptions included below for more detailed descriptions of each SCP-XXXX device.

Item Description: SCP-XXXX-1 is a small, crescent shaped device with a leather grip on one end and a rainbow pattern covering the other. The words "THE QUANTIZER" are located along both sides of the device in large, metallic silver lettering. On the convex edge of the device, on the rainbow covered end, a green button of radius 1cm sticks out. Above the green button, a screen of dimensions 3cm x 2cm displays a pixelated message reading "THE QUANTIZER" when the device is not in use.

SCP-XXXX-1 instances appear to convert subjects it is pointed at into various electromagnetic waves for the purpose of "quantizing" them into a discrete numerical value. What the presented value means, and how it is determined by SCP-XXXX-1, is currently unknown.

A set of initial experiments were conducted by the research team led by Dr. Praxis to determine the properties of SCP-XXXX-1.

Experimental Procedure: SCP-XXXX-1 is aimed at a subject and the green button is pressed. Observations are recorded and included in the below table.

Subject	Observations
Pan troglodytes (Common Chimpanzee)	The chimpanzee erupted into various colours of light and light beams were sucked into the aperture. Screen on SCP-XXXX-1 flashed through a series of diagrams showing different wavefunctions and calculations derivative of the Schrodinger Equation for approximately 30 seconds. The screen showed "Please wait while the student is quantized" before the number 105 appeared on the screen. The device's aperture then opened back up and shone a bright light towards the direction of where the chimpanzee was previously standing. After 5 seconds of bright light, the chimpanzee was returned to its initial form. The chimpanzee was then subjected to physiological analysis conducted by Foundation staff using x-rays, genetic testing, and a battery of minor tests. No anomalous aspects were observed during analysis.
Tursiops truncatus (Common Bottlenose Dolphin)	The device acted on the dolphin as observed in test 1 and presented the number 220 after completing the quantization process. The dolphin was then subjected to physiological analysis conducted by Foundation staff using x-rays, genetic testing, and a battery of minor tests. No anomalous aspects were observed during analysis.
D-1526	The device acted on D-1526 as observed in prior testing and presented the number 305 after completing the quantization process. No psychological issues were noted after this test.
D-1527	The device acted on D-1527 as observed in prior testing and presented the number 0 after completing the quantization process. Upon being returned to the room by SCP-XXXX-1, D-1527’s epidermal layer sloughed off and subject began to seize. D-1527 expired after 14 minutes on continuous seizing and blood loss. Researcher note: It appears, after re-watching security footage during Test 4, that a fruit fly entered the space between the aperture and D-1527. Based on the disastrous outcome of test 4, we ask that all further testing with SCP-XXXX-1 be ensured to have a free field of view between the subject and SCP-XXXX-1.

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Item Description: SCP-XXXX-2 is a small, cuboid device with a rainbow pattern covering its entirety. The words "THE DIFFRACTOR" are located along each side of the device in large, metallic silver lettering and a green button of radius 3cm protrudes from the top.

SCP-XXXX-2 devices appear to convert the rooms in which it is activated into a medium capable of diffracting living beings and the objects that are being interacted with. In rooms where an SCP-XXXX-2 device has been activated, all possible actions to achieve a desired goal or complete a set task appear to be taken simultaneously. How the device is able to cause this effect is currently unknown.

A series of experiments were conducted by Dr. Praxis' team to determine the properties of SCP-XXXX-2. Experimental results are included below.

Test Description	Observations
Researchers placed SCP-XXXX-2 on the floor in standard containment room I-1 and set the timer to 20 minutes. Green button was pressed using a remote device.	Observations during test: The space inside the room appeared to fracture, reminiscent of glass breaking, and then returned to the appearance of the room as it was before activation of SCP-XXXX-2. Researchers were unable to open any doors into the room while the device remained active. At cessation of the set time, the room appeared to fracture once more and then returned to normal. Researchers were then able to enter the room without issue to retrieve the SCP-XXXX-2 device.
Researchers placed SCP-XXXX-2 on the floor in standard containment room J-1 and set the timer to 5 minutes. D-1526 was ordered to press the green button and then attempt to open either door leading into the containment room. D-1526 was given the instruction that, if the door is unopenable, they are to return to SCP-XXXX-2 and press the green button once more to end the test.	Observations during test: Space inside the room fractured as seen in the previous test upon press of the green button. Upon standing up, D-1526 appeared to duplicate, initially occupying the same space, and then separating upon walking to each of the two doors leading out of the test chamber. Upon reaching each door both duplicates split once more, with one proceeding to open and leave through their respective door and the other being unable to open their door and remaining within the room. Cameras located outside of test chamber J-1 recorded the doors opening and closing but no instance of D-1526 exited the room. It is believed that the diffractions caused by SCP-XXXX-2 only exist within the confines of the room in which it has been activated. The remaining D-1526 instances then returned to the button at the center of the room and merged into taking up the same space. Upon the press of the button, the room fractured again and only one D-1526 remained. Follow up with D-1526 D-1526 expressed that, from their perspective, nothing in the room had changed during the test. However, D-1526 does have memories of taking each of the observed actions of all duplicates and admitted believing that they had just been having phantom memories from a bad batch of amnestics. Upon learning that they had actually split into each path simultaneously, D-1526 is now undergoing therapy due to the belief that they are not the original D-1526. Explaining quantum diffraction to D-1526 to ease anxieties have thus far been unsuccessful.
Researchers placed SCP-XXXX-2 on the floor of standard containment room K-1 and set the timer to 30 minutes. Dr. Praxis was to enter the room carrying 6 books labelled 1-6 and one six-sided dice. Upon pressing the green button, Dr. Praxis was directed to roll the die and read as much of the corresponding book as possible until time runs out. Following the completion of the experiment, Dr. Praxis was administered a test on the content of each book brought into the room.	Observations during test: Space inside the room fractured as seen before. Dice rolled by Dr. Praxis duplicated into six die, landing on all numbers from 1-6. Dr. Praxis then duplicated six times, all occupying the same physical space, and picked up each of the books in the room. When the timer went off, signalling that the test would end soon, Dr. Praxis placed the books back on the floor and joined back into one individual. Follow up with Dr. Praxis: Dr. Praxis passed all follow-up quizzes administered without difficulty. When asked which book she ended up reading, Dr. Praxis explained that they remember reading all of the books. Dr. Praxis still insists upon having read each of the books while recognizing the impossibility of this action.

Researcher’s note: Prolonged usage of SCP-XXXX-2 by Foundation staff for maximizing work efficiency has resulted in unforeseen side effects. The most commonly observed side effects include becoming prone to migraines, experiencing an increased rate of long term memory loss, and developing multiple personalities (in cases where multiple staff were having a conversation around an activated SCP-XXXX-2).

Item Description: SCP-XXXX-3 is a small, rectangular device with a rainbow pattern covering its entirety. The words "THE ENTANGLER" are located along each side of the device in large, metallic silver lettering and a green switch is embedded in the bottom of the device.

SCP-XXXX-3 devices appear to cause the minds and bodies of subjects who walk underneath them to become cognitively entangled. How this happens, and whether the individual particles become entangled or if "entanglement" occurs in some other way, is yet to be determined.

An experiment was conducted by Dr. Praxis' team to determine the properties of SCP-XXXX-3. Experimental results are included below.

ENTANGLER Testing
Subject	D-2413, D-1211, and D-2834
Protocol	D-2413, D-1211, and D-2834 are walked through a door with an activated SCP-XXXX-3 device located above the frame. D-2413 enters first, D-1211 follows directly after, and D-2834 enters the room 5 seconds later.
Results	Observations during test: Four steps after walking through the door, D-2413, D-1211, and D-2834 all stop walking and form a triangle facing in the same direction. D-2413, D-1211, and D-2834 remain silent for 60 seconds before the research team prompts them with a question. D-2413, D-1211, and D-2834 all respond in unison and make the same body movements simultaneously. Researchers ask D-2413, D-1211, and D-2834 to exit through the same door they had entered at the start of the test. D-2413, D-1211, and D-2834 all move in the same triangular formation through the door and stop four steps outside. D-2413, D-1211, and D-2834 then walked in unison towards the room of D-2413.

Following the test of SCP-XXXX-3 using D-2413, D-1211, and D-2834, Dr. Praxis’ team has investigated the source of the consciousness displayed by the trio. A transcript of the interview between researchers and D-2413, D-1211, and D-2834 is included below. D-2413, D-1211, and D-2834 were separated from one another into different rooms prior to interview.

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Interviewer: Dr. Karik Interviewer: Dr. Praxis Interviewer: Dr. Ng

Interviewed: D-2413 Interviewed: D-1211 Interviewed: D-2834

Dr. Karik: We are here to determine the extent of SCP-XXXX-3's effects. Do you understand? Dr. Praxis: Hello. We have brought you here to figure out the effects of SCP-XXXX-3. Are you ready? Dr. Ng: We are here to determine the extent of SCP-XXXX-3's effects. Do you have any questions before we begin?

D-2413: Yes D-1211: Yes D-2834: Yes

Dr. Karik: Perfect. Let's begin then. Can you please explain your perspective of the experiment we conducted this morning? Dr. Praxis: Alright. Let's start out simple. Can you please tell me your name and classification number? Dr. Ng: Oh? Please, go ahead, you may ask anything you like before we officially begin.

D-2413: We remember entering testing chamber J-1 and feeling a great warmth. About four or five steps into the room we could suddenly see three different perspectives and hear three sets of thoughts. But it wasn't busy. It wasn't like how you would think voices in your head would be. It was like we all understood that we fit together in one mind. That this was the better way to be. It felt right. D-1211: We remember entering testing chamber J-1 and feeling a great warmth. About four or five steps into the room we could suddenly see three different perspectives and hear three sets of thoughts. But it wasn't busy. It wasn't like how you would think voices in your head would be. It was like we all understood that we fit together in one mind. That this was the better way to be. It felt right. D-2834: We remember entering testing chamber J-1 and feeling a great warmth. About four or five steps into the room we could suddenly see three different perspectives and hear three sets of thoughts. But it wasn't busy. It wasn't like how you would think voices in your head would be. It was like we all understood that we fit together in one mind. That this was the better way to be. It felt right.

Dr. Karik: That's very interesting. Can you explain who "We" includes? Dr. Praxis: Huh? Are you trying to say that your name is "We"? Dr. Ng: Alright. It's clear that you aren't responding to me at all. How interesting.

Interviewer: Dr. Karik	Interviewer: Dr. Praxis	Interviewer: Dr. Ng
Interviewed: D-2413	Interviewed: D-1211	Interviewed: D-2834
Dr. Karik: We are here to determine the extent of SCP-XXXX-3's effects. Do you understand?	Dr. Praxis: Hello. We have brought you here to figure out the effects of SCP-XXXX-3. Are you ready?	Dr. Ng: We are here to determine the extent of SCP-XXXX-3's effects. Do you have any questions before we begin?
D-2413: Yes	D-1211: Yes	D-2834: Yes
Dr. Karik: Perfect. Let's begin then. Can you please explain your perspective of the experiment we conducted this morning?	Dr. Praxis: Alright. Let's start out simple. Can you please tell me your name and classification number?	Dr. Ng: Oh? Please, go ahead, you may ask anything you like before we officially begin.
D-2413: We remember entering testing chamber J-1 and feeling a great warmth. About four or five steps into the room we could suddenly see three different perspectives and hear three sets of thoughts. But it wasn't busy. It wasn't like how you would think voices in your head would be. It was like we all understood that we fit together in one mind. That this was the better way to be. It felt right.	D-1211: We remember entering testing chamber J-1 and feeling a great warmth. About four or five steps into the room we could suddenly see three different perspectives and hear three sets of thoughts. But it wasn't busy. It wasn't like how you would think voices in your head would be. It was like we all understood that we fit together in one mind. That this was the better way to be. It felt right.	D-2834: We remember entering testing chamber J-1 and feeling a great warmth. About four or five steps into the room we could suddenly see three different perspectives and hear three sets of thoughts. But it wasn't busy. It wasn't like how you would think voices in your head would be. It was like we all understood that we fit together in one mind. That this was the better way to be. It felt right.
Dr. Karik: That's very interesting. Can you explain who "We" includes?	Dr. Praxis: Huh? Are you trying to say that your name is "We"?	Dr. Ng: Alright. It's clear that you aren't responding to me at all. How interesting.

It was at this point that Dr. Ng realized that all three D-Class now shared the consciousness of one entity. Dr. Ng paged Dr. Praxis and Dr. Karik and the research team determined that responses alligned most with the questions asked by Dr. Karik to D-2413, the first to walk through the door during testing. Only the conversation between Dr. Karik and D-2413 are transcribed hereon.

D-2413, D-1211, and D-2834: We is the name for our mind. The voices and thoughts are all separate, but we all work together as We. There is [D-2834], [D-1211], [D-2413], and me.

Dr. Karik: And you? And who might you be?

D-2413, D-1211, and D-2834: I am We. I have no other name.

Dr. Karik: And where did you come from?

We: I became when the three minds walked through the door. Dr. Wondertainment gave me the job to be the mediator and the resource. I help the minds make choices and find answers. We work together. We work well.

Dr. Karik: And how do you know of Dr. Wondertainment? Can you tell me about them?

We: All I know is that we are to work together and that Dr. Wondertainment is not liable to any injuries, accidents, or violations of physical laws in the classroom. And that, by doing this test outside of a classroom, you have voided warranty.

Dr. Karik: Thank you. We will continue this interview later.

D-2413, D-1211, and D-2834 have continued to exhibit a singular mind ever since the conclusion of SCP-XXXX-3's initial test. Researchers have been unable to find any warranty documentation included with any of the instances of SCP-XXXX-1, SCP-XXXX-2, or SCP-XXXX-3.

Discovery log: SCP-XXXX was discovered by Foundation Webcrawlers after encountering a blog post to ███████, a popular local teacher's forum, by Ms. ███████, a new teacher in Calgary, Alberta, Canada (See blog post included below). Ms. ███████ identified that she had been sent an advertisement for SCP-XXXX by mail shortly after being offered a teaching position at a local charter school (See advertisement included below). As of 2020/07/22, Foundation staff have blocked the delivery of 3756 copies of the advertisement from reaching new teachers across North America and have pulled it from advertising sections of 54 local teachers' union newsletters.

Foundation Webcrawlers are to search periodically for any further advertising from the "School Funification Division" and are to make Dr. Praxis aware of any new advertisements or products discovered.

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Footnotes

SCP Sandbox III

Sandbox III: Revenge of the Sandbox

WARNING: THE FOLLOWING FILE IS LEVEL 4 CLASSIFIED

ANY ATTEMPT TO ACCESS THIS FILE WITHOUT LEVEL 4 AUTHORIZATION WILL BE LOGGED AND WILL LEAD TO IMMEDIATE DISCIPLINARY ACTION.

PROPOSAL FOR UPDATE TO SCP-XXX2 ENTRY FROM MTF EPSILON-6 ("VILLAGE IDIOTS")

Dear Dr. Frost,

Following the exploration of Fort Ross on 30 Jul 2021 21:30, I am proposing the following updates to the primary entry of SCP-XXX2:

New Object Class: Keter

New Special Containment Procedures:

SCP-XXX2 was obtained after a soup kitchen run by the Manna Charitable Foundation was flooded with liquid SCP-XXX2. The head volunteer at the soup kitchen informed the lead collection agent that SCP-XXX2 was donated to them recently by a local Ambrose Restaurant.