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[Camera slowly fades into scene. SCP-682 can be seen chained up, unable to move.]
SCP-682: "What the hell is going on here?"
[It seems to be struggling.]
[A man walks into frame wearing a checkered suit.]
"Hi. I'm Doctor Jack Bright, from the SCP Foundation."
[He stares into the camera.]
[SCP-682 is growling and yelling as it attempts to escape.]
"What does SCP stand for, you ask? Simple. It stands for Smoking Causes Pain. You see, I'm here to tell you youngsters about the horrible effects of smoking on your body."
[Two armed guards enter the room. One is holding a shotgun, the other is holding a grenade.]
"You see, the creature behind me? It's an indestructible lizard. It can survive anything."
[One of the armed guards shoots SCP-682 with a shotgun several times.]
SCP-682: "You thought that would kill me?"
[The other guard throws the grenade into SCP-682's mouth. It explodes, and no visible damage is done. SCP-682 laughs.]
"Well, almost anything. See, it can obviously survive more than any human can," [Doctor Bright reaches into his pocket and takes out a cigarette. SCP-682 gets a terrified expression as the cigarette is lit.] "But cigarettes can kill it no problem."
[Doctor Bright places the cigarette into SCP-682's mouth. It begins to cough furiously, gasping for air.]
SCP-682: "God, what is this dreaded thing? [EXPLETIVE]! [EXPLETIVE]! I'M DYING! I'm dying..! I'm… dying…"
[SCP-682 lays motionless on the ground. A faint "Holy [EXPLETIVE], it worked! Get the corpse!" is heard, and many armed guards come to take the body of SCP-682 out of the room. Doctor Jack Bright continues to look at the camera.]
"Just one cigarette was all it took to kill it. See how dangerous they are?"
[Bright winks at the camera, throwing the cigarette pack from earlier onto the ground.]
"Don't smoke, kids."
[A white text box appears on the screen:]
[This post was brought to you by the Smoking Causes Pain Foundation.]
[Scene fades to black.]
