SCP-XXXX

Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Keter

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX must be accompanied by a staff member at all times when in-site. Said staff member must carry a audio recorder to document any conversation that SCP-XXXX may have with any given person.

Since there is no known way to contain or limit its teleportation abilities, SCP-XXXX may leave any site at any given time as long as it has informed its destiny and said destiny is a Foundation property. In the target location, a C or B-class staff member must be ready to accompany it in less than ten minutes after its arrival. In the occasion it asks to go to a location not owned by the Foundation, the personnel in company is instructed to request preparations in the said location, such as withdrawal of all civillians and removal of any sort of recording devices (unless they are being used to log a field experiment with SCP-XXXX) that may be there. If it leaves repentinally without prior information or leave to an unauthorized location, its disappearence must be treated as a countainment breach and all possible efforts at the time must be used to locate it.

As SCP-XXXX's treatment within a Foundation site, any member of the personnel may talk freely with it, with formal speech being prohibited, as such interaction seems to maintain it in a same site for longer times. But, for security reasons, even with its nature being taken in account, it is still not allowed to speak about any information of level 2 or bigger security clearence, such action will be seem as voluntary information breach and its subject will be punished with termination for traitorous beahavior. It does not have the need to eat, drink or sleep, but, if it requests to do any of these, it can be provided resources (such as foods, drinks or a room) to do so as long as it is reasonable.

Any C-class personnel or above is not authorized to direct or indirectly touch SCP-XXXX.

Description: SCP-XXXX is has a humanoid figure with long arms, small legs that decreases its height to 140 cm, abnormally thin members and torso and a spherical head with no ears, nose or (visible) eyes but presenting a cartoonishly large mouth (rarely seen to not be in the form of a smile) with sharp teeth. It is clothed by worn out long-sleeved buttoned shirt, tight pants, a hat tipically wore by witches in fantasy depictions and cloths tied as a blindfold, covering the area where its eyes should be.

It shows an easygoing and relaxed personality, refusing to talk formally with anyone in any circumstance. It has never shown any sort of emotion that does not include happiness, irony, mockery or displeasure. The only moment when it undoes its smile is when it is being refused to talk in an informally fashion and will relutanctly speak short-phrases in those occasions.

Besides its friendly behavior, SCP-XXXX shows little to no empathy at all with life, seeing anyone and anything in its surroundings as a mere entertainment source. Even its relationships with living people, including those of which it consider "friends", seem to be similar as a fan of a media likes its fictional characters.

Anyone that observes its smile for a minimal of 5 consecutive minutes will experience allucinations related to said smile two weeks after the last visual contact. This effect will become exponentially worse the longer the subject focus in SCP-XXXX's smile, with chance of paranoia, anxiety and depression appearing as secondary symptoms. These effects become worse and happen in shorter times when the creature shows displeasure, with affected subjects showing depressing behavior minutes later the start of the interaction with no recuperation ever being recorded.

SCP-XXXX has the ability to instantly travel between two places through Unknown means. It has shown the capability to do interplanetary and interdimensional travels with no effort or limit being ever recorded, which makes its containment purely dependent to its will.

It does not allow anyone to, directly or indirectly, touch any part of its body, using its ability of teleportation to escape any intention of such interaction happening. Even after numorous tries of contact, it has never shown annoyance or irritability, seeing such tries as "little game". When asked about this subject, it merely said "Nah, just saying wouldn't be fun at all". The reason for such evasion to touch is unknown read addendum-1 for updated information.

The most notable anoumalous property of SCP-XXXX is the fact that it is, seemingly, omniscient with only the future being away from its vision. As examples of its knowledge, it has shown to know many different languages (including sign, dead, extraterrial languages and idioms that no human should be possible to learn or speak), personal secrets of the staff members and even confidential knowledge on other SCPs.

Since typical interviews were deemed as non-efficient, because of SCP-XXXX's aversion to any kind of formal interaction, casual conversations (normally between the creature and the staff member responsible to acconpain it) are the most used method of information gathering. The following are transcriptions of the very first recording made.

Note: the topic of the following conversation refers to personal information of both sides of the conversation. This recording was taken during the first months of SCP-XXXX's appereance, therefore, a list of questions was prepared for such encounter.

Staff member: Ok, so, uh… where should I start again…?

SCP-XXXX: … My name?

Staff member: Oh, right. You already know about the list. So, do you have any name at all?

SCP-XXXX: I do, but you and your human brains wouldn't even be able to hear it properly. Just call me whatever you want, I will always know when you are talking to me anyway.

Staff member: Fair enough, I guess. So, what about… Gary?

SCP-XXXX: Uuuuuuh… loved it! Call me Gary then.

Staff member: Perfect! By the way, if you already know the questions, doesn't it become boring to just… listen to them anyway?

SCP-XXXX: Kind of. But when you know literally anything, you just accept anything that is superficially unknown. For example, I know the questions you are going to ask me, but I don't know how are they gonna come out of your mouth, if you are going to change them as an impulse of the moment, or even forget about them. These may not be exciting news, but, at least, are something.

Staff member: Uh… okay, then. Let's keep going with the list… from where did ya come from?

SCP-XXXX: Can you imagine the whole reality?

Staff member: Excuse me?

SCP-XXXX: You know, reality. The composition of everything that exists. Including this and all other universes, even the most remote one. Did you get it?

Staff member: I guess…?

SCP-XXXX: Well, I come from before it all.

Staff member: Come again? You come from before everything that exists?

SCP-XXXX: I mean, at least before this and any other universe. I could try to explain exactly my origin, but… I think it would spoil some pretty intersting things you are going to discover.

Staff member: Well, can't you at least give a hint or something?

SCP-XXXX: Let me think… Oh, I know! Ypu could say I came from a time when all that existed was a very important tree.

Staff memeber: Yeah… I think we could work with that. Next question: uh… why did you choose this planet as your home? I mean, in tests, you were seen walking calmly through the moon! And could even be found in alternative dimensions! There are no evidence that your teleportation could even be stopped, so… why Earth? More especifically, why in the Foundation property?

SCP-XXXX: Simple: in this moment, this planet is probably the most interesting point in the whole creation, tied with a lot others, of course… but whatever, Earth sounded cool, so I came here. Wanted to see it personally, you know?
Staff member: I guess I can understand it… Anyway last question!

SCP-XXXX: Bring it on, my friend!

Staff member: Alright, basically, what's the deal with you not wanting to talk formally?

(Note: staff member claims that, in this moment, SCP-XXXX's smile became slightly smaller and its speech bemame more hesitant)

SCP-XXXX: Well, there is no big and complicate reason, I just hate anything that's too preditable, and, when you talk formally, you are quite predictable. Which is pretty annoying in my opinion.

(Note: staff member claims that, after saying this phrase, SCP-XXXX's smile countinuously shrank for the rest of the conversation)

SCP-XXXX (continuation): I mean, there is literally no reason to speak in that way! I could guess your next hundreds phrases just by knowing the topic! What do you want to look like?! A [REDACTED] robot?! Do you know how much time I lost searching for an interesting planet to live on after that [REDACTED] decided to just go [REDACTED] and destroy anything he finds?! Then I finally came and the first thing anyone tries to say to me is a bunch of formal and bureaucratic nonsense that I already knew from before even deciding to enter the planet, and it is said with the most ridiculous, stupid, slow and robotic voice I have ever heard in my entire exist…

The audio suddenly stops at this point. According to vigillance cameras, the staff member fell on the ground in an emotional crisis due to the hallucinotic effect of SCP-XXXX's effect intensified by the displeasure of its unmade smile. The staff member is still under psychological supervision, with SCP-XXXX's commentary about the situation being: "Sorry, my bad.". To prevent this outcome to ever happen again, personnel is advised to not use "formal speech" as a topic of conversation in future interactions, official or not.

Addendum-1: During an informal conversation between SCP-XXXX and the personnel member responsible to acompain it, said perssonnel touched the point of its hat by accident. After such event, the creature could be seen to say a distressed "Uh-oh" before an anourmalous and unknown termination process were executed, leaving no body trace behind. All staff personnel who have seen such event, hereafter called as "Erasing", entered a catatonic state for a few days (the longer case were cured in 8 days) and had no memory of the incident, but still feel quite euphoric and uncomfortable upon mention of a Erasing case, which suggets a non-amoumalous voluntary memory deletion. All security cameras that filmed the incident were found to have its video corrupted.

Now that its "secret got out", as it said, it explained that any form of sapient being will experience a Erasing event when it directly or indirectly contacts SCP-XXXX. That was the main reason it refused to be touched with such stubbornness. The secondary reason was beacuse "it was fun".

Addendum-2: Since discovery of its Erasing effect, SCP-XXXX finally allowed experiments with D-class personnel to be made. From those, two conclusions were made: its blindfold (hereafter called SCP-XXXX-1) is completely safe to touch and the trigger to the Erasing effect is not exactly the contact itself with SCP-XXXX, but any empirical feeling that such contact causes (in other words, the Erasing is only triggered when the texture os SCP-XXXX's body or clothes are felt upon contact).

After such conclusions, samples were taken with a remotely controled bionic-arm without any misfortune happening, but those vanished in the air moments after leaving SCP-XXXX's body. After more failed tentatives were made, a hypothesis were made: SCP-XXXX's clothes, excluding SCP-XXXX-1, have the same composition and properties of the rest of its body. SCP-XXXX-1, however, is made out of a material visually similar to old and dirty silk, but its molecular composition is completely unknown.

Even if it is not part of its body, SCP-XXXX refuses to take off SCP-XXXX-1, but lets personnel make tests with it in any way they want. SCP-XXXX-1 is so fragile that it can be torn apart using bare hands with little effort, but never seems to get shorter in consequence. When it is used to blind someone's vision, SCP-XXXX-1 shows to have an amnesic effect, preventing the user to remember a big parcel of its life.

To clarify such effect and SCP-XXXX-1's purpose, a new set of questions were prepared and given to the staff member responsible for talking with SCP-XXXX. The conversation happened as it follows:

Staff member: