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INCIDENT REPORT: JANUARY 19th

An anomalous humanoid entity was apprehended while attempting to cross the boundaries of the exclusion area. Initially security agents assumed entity was a human and prepared to administer a low-level amnestic as per standard site procedure. Entity's anomalous properties became apparent when Agent Laura Procne, called in as backup, stated she could not see or interact with the entity.

The security agents escorted the entity to the main Site-██ facility. Upon being brought into the facility, the entity immediately breached containment and began to move rapidly through the site, passing through walls to do so. It showed a strong intuition for the layout of the site, and did not appear to interact physically with any of the agents attempting to contain it. The entity eventually stopped moving in the research wing, where it attempted to access a computer terminal. Researcher Aven was able to recontain the entity by latching a Scranton Reality Anchor to it, at which point agents were again able to physically interact with it and secure it in a holding cell.

Entity's Hume measurements were recorded as abnormally low, with occasional spikes around 40-50 minutes apart. These fluctuations match those recorded around other parts of the exclusion area, particularly [REDACTED]. Consequently, we will attempt to secure the entity here for study for 1-2 weeks. Special Containment Procedures are in progress.

Agent Procne is still unable to see the entity, even with the addition of a Scranton Reality Anchor. I suspect the most likely cause is her abnormally high CRV.

— Head Researcher Jasper Oren, Provisional Site ██.

Dr. Oren concluded his report and looked out the window into the forest. Grey branches, interspersed with curtains of green-grey hanging moss. The Provisional Site covered an exclusion zone of several square miles, where there was supposed to be ongoing fluctuation of reality. This was the first exciting thing to happen in a while, though.

It had been two years- three years since the construction of the site facility- and one would think that something more interesting would pop up than a few Hume spikes and one or two reports of illusions or ghosts.

(That reminded him, he had to check in with the agents who were supposed to be looking for the "ghost wolves." He had suspicions that the Sidhe were involved, though if they were they were certainly keeping a lower profile than they often did.)

Oren poured himself another half-cup of coffee, and put a sugar cube in it.

There was a knock on his office door. "Come in," he said, glancing up.

"It's Alma."

"Doctor Hallsen. Good to see you." The site psychiatrist- she was about his age, probably, with perpetual worry lines. Everyone had worry lines. Alma Hallsen's were emphasized by her generally harried appearance and flyaway hair (currently contained within a bandanna decorated with small ravens.) "Anything in particular you need? I have coffee."

"Permission to interview the new anomaly," said Hallsen.

"I imagine they'll send down someone specializing in humanoid anomalies," replied Oren, blinking owlishly. "I just sent the incident report."

"And I specialize in humans. I never get to do anomalies." Hallsen opened her thermos and emptied the rest of his coffee pot into it.

Oren sighed. "All right, we'll justify it somehow. Did you send me the report on Agent Procne yet?"

"Yes," said Hallsen. Her gaze became distant and worried for a moment, and she pushed her glasses further up her nose. "When I talked to her- she checked out all right, but she seemed so sad."

Interviewed: Entity "SCP-XXXX," designation pending.

Interviewer: Dr. Alma Hallsen, staff psychiatrist at Provisional Site ██.

Foreword: The entity appears amenable to answering questions, although it claims to know very little about its anomalous properties and current situation. Throughout the interview, it seems uncomfortable with the reality anchor attached to its arm and makes several attempts to pull it off.

<Begin Log, 13:45>

SCP-XXXX: Hello, Doctor. Sorry about the trouble earlier.

Dr. Hallsen: Security says that they handcuffed you and were bringing you in to the lab when you suddenly removed your hands from the cuffs and walked through a wall. Is that right?

SCP-XXXX: I guess that's correct. This is, uh, a pretty nice room. Do I have a number yet or is it more of a temporary storage kind of situation?

Dr. Hallsen: No number yet, we're just doing some investigating into what your situation is. Back on topic, can you explain how you were able to escape containment?

SCP-XXXX: My molecular structure is borderline nonexistent, I think. It feels- it feels sort of thin, in here. I can ignore things in the immediate reality.

Dr. Hallsen: Okay. How long have you been able to walk through walls like that?

SCP-XXXX: Well, I can’t remember very far back right now. It was only about two years ago that I ended up here, even though I think I existed before then. Here being, being this planet. Maybe this dimension. It was all kind of just nothing before that, I guess.

Dr. Hallsen: You think you're not from this dimension?

SCP-XXXX: No, no, that's not right. That's pulp sci-fi. Or do other dimensions really exist? Uh, I guess you would know if anybody does.

Dr. Hallsen: Why were you at [REDACTED]?

SCP-XXXX: I just got bored of wandering around like a hobo and figured I would, uh. Entity pauses, frowning. I saw some interesting looking vans headed that way and wanted to see what was up.

Dr. Hallsen: You seem confused.

SCP-XXXX: I am confused. My memory isn't as good as it used to be. Or it was never good, um, I don't know.

Dr. Hallsen: What did you find interesting about the Foundation vans?

SCP-XXXX: Sorry, I don't know. I was bored, just…bored. And feeling kind of down. It's hard when you can't touch people, you know? I thought I'd investigate the forest for a while.

Dr. Hallsen: All right. Please let me know if there's anything you need- we can provide you with books or magazines on site, though I'm afraid you won't be able to access any electronics. I'll be back for a follow up interview within a couple days, if you have nothing else specific to talk about.

SCP-XXXX: See you then.

<End Log, 13:52>

Closing Statement: I would say the entity was suffering from a particularly bad reaction to amnestics, except that obviously you can't give amnestics to something semi-corporeal. -Dr. Hallsen

DRAFTED DATABASE ENTRY FOR ENTITY ██-A

January 30th

Item #: Designation Pending ("SCP-XXXX")

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: Entity should be contained in a standard sized containment unit outfitted with two Scranton Reality Anchors. New personnel assigned to SCP-XXXX must wear SCRAMBLE visors to negate its visually transmitted component, (unless given permission for exposure by the supervising researcher.) Personnel who have been exposed to SCP-XXXX’s memetic properties must take a short-term amnestic after viewing SCP-XXXX.
SCP-XXXX does not require food or sleep, (unclear currently if it's even capable of eating?) but occasionally requests encyclopedias, science magazines, and other nonfiction literature.

Description: SCP-XXXX is an incorporeal entity whose primary anomalous property is a cognitive effect causing subjects to perceive it as an ordinary human. SCP-XXXX appears as a Caucasian human male(?) aged approximately 25 30. SCP-XXXX has very abnormally low Hume readings, and has the ability to pass through many or most solid materials. Further testing is underway.

SCP-XXXX regularly attempts to breach containment, but is nonhostile towards Foundation personnel and otherwise collaborative while contained. Refer to the recovery log for a report of SCP-XXXX's initial breach.

Notes: Entity ██-A might need to be classified as a -1 for the overall exclusion area anomaly, but its behavior seems unique enough to merit being given its own designation. There was initial concern on-site about the entity's potential cognitohazardous capabilities, but after some testing with our limited number of on-site D-class it seems that there are no adverse effects to exposure other than, well, seeing the thing. It looks so normal. I guess it just has one of those faces that always seems familiar.
-Senior Researcher Jacob Oren

Dr. Oren meandered out of his office into the breakroom. Three people here- Dr. Hallsen, making notes on a clipboard, Dr. Skyr, and Agent Procne, a muscular Asian-American woman in a pastel buttondown. He poured himself a cup of lukewarm coffee.

"How's work, Dr. Oren?" asked Skyr with an eager sort of smile. Hallsen looked up briefly and then went back to fiddling with her notes. (Procne's earbuds were in, and one foot tapped slowly on the linoleum.)

"Not too badly," he answered. "Tried drafting a file for our new acquisition. Anything on the Hume monitors?"

Skyr put down the cube and fumbled in their pocket, retrieving several folded pieces of graph paper. "Not much," they admitted, "But Colin- er, sorry, Agent Swan- was on duty in the woods and he saw some weird shadowy shapes, out in that one clearing we've been monitoring. He couldn't get anything visuals on the recording equipment, but he did record increased temperatures and Hume spikes with-" they checked the paper again, squinting a bit- "a mean difference of negative point eight five."

"Negative?"

"Downwards, sir. Hume drops, would be the more accurate description."

He took a mouthful of the warmish coffee and grimaced a little, going to add more sugar into it. "Who's on duty with the anomaly right now?"

Skyr glanced over at Procne. "Swan," she said, popping out an earbud. "But it wants to talk to you."

Interviewed: Entity "SCP-XXXX," designation pending.

Interviewer: Dr. Jasper Oren, Head Researcher at Provisional Site ██.

Foreword: Dr. Oren wears a visor to negate the entity's cognitive effect, causing it to appear as a "dimly luminous outline," as described by other staff in SCRAMBLE gear. Entity appears distraught, moving quickly around the room before being instructed to sit down, at which point it moves over and hovers above the provided chair.

<Begin Log, 15:30>

SCP-XXXX: Hi. You must be Dr. Oren?

Dr. Oren: I am. Afternoon.

SCP-XXXX: Look, I'm- I want to see my file. You have those, on the computers. They're like- I've seen them when I get out, they're those terminal things with the spinning logos…?

Dr. Oren: It's impossible to allow you access to your own file.

SCP-XXXX: (Laughs.) Right. That would be really bad for security. Um, can you tell me, though. Am I a humanoid? Is that what it says? Or am I a memetic hazard or, or something? I'm really not very hazardous.

Dr. Oren: Did someone tell you you were a memetic hazard?

SCP-XXXX: Well, it just…I just thought…shit. I don't remember? I-

Dr. Oren: Where did you learn that phrasing?

SCP-XXXX: I'm sorry. I- like, when you blank out on something?

(At this point in the interview, Dr. Oren temporarily deactivated the filtering equipment in his visor. He immediately perceived SCP-XXXX in its "default" form, sitting on the chair. The entity looked extremely distraught and confused, and stuttered for several more seconds before falling silent.)

Dr. Oren: I'm afraid we can't give you any information about your file. If there's anything else we can do to make you more comfortable feel free to request it.

SCP-XXXX: What's with the agent who can't see me? Is that some, some kind of weird experiment? She feels familiar.

Dr. Oren: She has partial resistance to cognitive effects.

SCP-XXXX: Which I am, then.

SCP-XXXX: Thanks, Dr. Oren. Sorry about all the trouble.
(Entity refuses to interact again for the remainder of the interview.)

<End Log, 15:40>

Closing Statement: It will still never feel normal to record yourself in the third person. Based on its patterns of behavior, I think we can conclude that the entity has some prior experience with the Foundation that it's either hiding or lying about. I might call Dr. Hallsen in to question it again, it seemed to like her.