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[[Access level 1]]
Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is contained in a locker at Site 23 with a standard-issue lock. All level-1 and higher personnel accompanied by 2 armed guards are allowed to use SCP-XXXX.
Description: SCP-XXXX is a pair of headphones that, when worn, force the wearer to dodge anything potentially damaging. This appears to be the only anomalous effect exhibited by SCP-XXXX.
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[[Access level 2]]
Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is contained in locker #17 at Site 23 with a standard-issue lock. All level-1 and higher personnel accompanied by 2 armed guards are allowed to use SCP-XXXX.
Description: SCP-XXXX is a pair of headphones that, when worn, allow the wearer to dodge all bullets and a 47.2% chance to dodge bladed weapons. SCP-XXXX also appears to be sentient and able to move 1 centimeter per second, although SCP-XXXX is unable to do anything else that something with sentience would be able to do.
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[[Access level 3]]
Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is contained in locker #17 at Site 23 with a standard-issue lock. All level-1 and higher personnel accompanied by 2 armed guards are allowed to use SCP-XXXX. In the event of SCP-XXXX moving or speaking, the entire room must be put on lockdown and everyone inside must be given Class-C amnestics.
Description: SCP-XXXX is a pair of headphones that, when worn, allow the wearer to dodge all bullets and a 47.2% chance to dodge bladed weapons, which SCP-XXXX also exhibits. SCP-XXXX appears to be sentient and able to move 1 centimeter per second and will slowly consume the wearer, starting with the ears and eventually eating the entire head if not taken off.
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