My life sucks

Every day I wake up to the smiling face of my father rising from his box of milk duds. He says to me

"don't I look delicious?"

I take a bite. His taste is horrible as always.

My mother was pancakes she serves me my food."She says don't I look stacked?''

I take a look. She could use more syrup.

I walk to school my cat jumps in front of the bus. He says."Why don't you join me?''

I look and say."That place is already taken."

I meet my friends in hell they wave goodbye I say hi.

I enter my classroom. My teacher is on the ceiling, spinning her web to the roof."Would you like to climb with me?''

I say I'd rather fly with Bees.

I enter a sweets shop. Mr.Clorox and Mrs. Bleach say."Till next, we meet."

I woke up to my dad rising from his box of milk duds."I taste terrible he said."

My mother pancakes by the bed. she said, "I'm drenched in syrup to my head."