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Item #: SCP-5858
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: There are no standard special containment procedures on file for Item SCP-3858. SCP-3858 is currently stored in the 3rd-floor personnel break room. Following incident 2019-08-24, a guard of security clearance level 2 must always be in the vicinity of SCP-3958 at all times.
Description: SCP-5858 appears to be a 1.5m*1.5m*2.5m, dark gray machine, with a rectangular hole the proportions slightly larger than a standard pizza box, with a protrusion just under the hole, and a set of instructions above the hole. SCP-3858 has a QWERTY keyboard to the right of the hole, with a 50cm*50cm monitor. When 4.5 euros are inserted, a line of text on the monitor will state "inserire condimenti", which means "insert condiments" in Tuscan Italian. If an object is typed, a line of text below the original will appear with the same name, but in Tuscan Italian. when "fatto" or "done" is typed, a pizza with the selected toppings emerges from the hole. When SCP-3858 was retrieved, certain toppings were tested. These include:
- Pepperoni, Topping appeared
- Peppers, Topping appeared
- Mushrooms, Topping appeared
- Olives, Topping appeared
- Sheet Metal, Topping appeared
- Concrete, Topping appeared
- Hydrochloric Acid, Topping appeared in vials later found to be easy to bite through
- Diamond, Topping appeared
Incident 2019-08-24
Agent Georgy *$%^%!@ used the machine, and inserted the topping "Mayonaisse", used to the typical Eastern European pizza. After typing other toppings, and subsequently typed "done". The pizza that emerged appeared normal, but as soon the agent had touched the pizza, he acquired a severe 3rd-degree burn. The pizza was later measured to be 800 degrees Celsius.
When the following toppings are stated, the pizza appears normal, but is around 800 degrees celsius. Sometimes, the ingredients subsequently explode.
- Mayonaisse
- Ketchup
- Mustard
- Heat
- Hydrogen
- Lithium
- Sodium
- Caesium
- Francium
- Astatine
- Antimatter
