Pete Bunn

Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be kept in a 3m by 3m by 4m room on top of a basic stand. No cameras or guards are required to watch SCP-XXXX at any time. All researcher levels are permitted to utilize SCP-XXXX for research purposes.

Description: SCP-XXXX is a purple PVC tube measuring ing 20cm in length with an inner diameter of 10cm. The anomalous property of SCP-XXXX is all dairy products the pass through SCP-XXXX can be transformed into any other desired dairy product. All products produced by SCP-XXXX are considered safe to eat, however, is it prohibited, except for d-class personnel.

Addendum XXXX-1: SCP-XXXX was discovered on a dairy farm in Ontario. This farm has an attached fine cheese and dairy shop. When the farmer was asked about his cheeses he admitted to owning SCP-XXXX. When the foundation heard about SCP-XXXX, SCP-XXXX was quickly confiscated and later was brought to a nearby site. The fine cheese and dairy shop was promptly closed due to a lack of fine cheeses and dairy products.