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Item #: SCP-5340

Object Class: Euclid (formerly safe)

Special Containment Procedures: Note from Lead Researcher Harland: Following Event 5340-01, SCP-5340 has been reclassified to Euclid status, special containment Procedures for SCP-5340 have been updated accordingly. See updated containment procedures below.

Due to the discovery of SCP-5340’s cognitohazardous effects following Event 5340-01, SCP-5340 is to be kept within a 2.5x2.5x2.5 foot electric safe in the center of a 20x20x20 meter room at foundation site 47. The combination to SCP-5340’s safe is to be remotely changed bi-weekly by the on-site lead researcher Harland in order to maintain top security. No personnel are to be permitted within the room containing SCP-5340 and all testing with SCP-5340 has been temporarily halted by lead researcher Harland

3 armed guards are to be stationed outside SCP-5340’s containment room at all times, and are to be switched out on 8 hour intervals. Anyone attempting to enter SCP-5340’s containment room is to be detained immediately, if the individual resists detainment, authorization for immediate termination of the subject is permitted. Detained individuals are to be given a full psychiatric evaluation. If it is found that the individual has been affected by SCP-5340’s cognitohazardous effect, they are to be given class-B amnestics and reassigned to a new site.

Description: SCP-5340 is a seemingly normal doll, approximately 8 inches in height, and made of straw. At the time of its containment, SCP-5340 exhibited anomalous properties only when held by a human subject, however, following Event 5340-01, it now produces a cognitohazard effect on all humans within a 20m radius.

When a human comes within 20m of SCP-5340, they will become more easily aggravated, and begin to dwell on the last person who angered, or otherwise upset them. Leaving SCP-5340’s area of influence after a short time will result in negligible effects on the subject which can be counteracted by amnestics, however, extended exposure to SCP-5340’s influence, approximately 2 hours, will result in the subject becoming blind with hatred toward whoever upset them, and they are to be classified as SCP-5340-01. SCP-5340-01 will then develop an instinctual knowledge of how to use SCP-5340 and attempt to use it to harm the object of their hatred, the mechanics of how SCP-5340-01 instances obtain this knowledge is as of yet unknown.

When SCP-5340-01 picks up SCP-5340, its appearance will change to match that of the person SCP-5340-01 wishes to harm, the person that it takes the appearance of will then be classified as SCP-5340-02. Once SCP-5340 has changed its appearance, anything done to it will also be done to SCP-5340-02. If a subject picks up SCP-5340 before being affected by it, they will immediately succumb to the effect and likewise be classified as SCP-5340-01. SCP-5340-01 will then use a variety of means to damage SCP-5340, and SCP-5340-02 will suffer the same injuries. After SCP-5340-02 has been either killed, or harmed enough to satisfy SCP-5340-01, SCP-5340 will revert to its default appearance, with all damage inflicted upon it being repaired by an unknown mechanism, and its effect over SCP-5340-01 will end. At this point, the subjects are no longer classified as SCP-5340-01 and SCP-5340-02, and the person using SCP-5340 will have no memory of the time spent under its effect.

Addendum: Event 5340-01:
On 03/21/[Redacted], approximately [Redacted] months after SCP-5340 entered foundation custody, Guard [Redacted] (hereafter referred to as SW), who had been assigned to patrol anomalous items vault 16, was detained and interviewed after breaking into SCP-5340’s locker and using it to murder the on-site chief of security, [Redacted]. Prior to this, SW had kept a perfect record with the foundation and had shown no signs of insubordination. It was later discovered that the chief of security had assigned SW to work overtime that night, and he expressed to his co-workers that he was, quote “pissed the fuck off” as he had planned to take his wife out for dinner after work. Attached is a transcript of the interview between lead researcher Harland and SW, following event 5340-01

Interview 5340-01A:
SW: “What’s going on!? Why am I in handcuffs!? I haven’t done anything!”
H: “I will be asking the questions here SW, now quit yelling and answer me. You were just caught using SCP-5340 to murder your commander, what led you to do this?”
SW: “Huh? What do you mean? I don’t even know which one 5340 is, there’s too many of these damned things to remember. I was just patrolling the damn SCiP vault and then everything went black and I ended up here. You’re telling me I killed [Redacted]? Oh god, how?”
H: “So you’re saying you have no memory of what you did?”
SW: “No, I have no idea what you’re talking about! Please, just let me go, my wife is going to be pissed at me.”
H: “I don’t think your wife is your biggest problem right now SW. Now, I heard that you weren’t too happy with [Redacted] giving you overtime, did this cause you to want to kill him?”
SW: “No, for the love of god, no! I liked [redacted], he was way better than the last boss. Yes, I wasn’t happy about the overtime, but do you really think that would be enough to drive me to kill him!? You’re being insane! I didn’t do it.”
H: “well, maybe this will jog your memory.”
“Researcher Harland plays a security tape, showing SW walking towards SCP-5340’s locker and removing the item. The Doll takes on the appearance of Chief of Security [Redacted], and SW proceeds to bash its head against the wall repeatedly before taking out his knife and cutting a large laceration vertically down the doll’s chest. The tape then cuts to another view of a hallway, as Chief of Security [Redacted], and four guards are walking. [Redacted] then suddenly falls to the ground, holding his head and screaming in pain. Then, his shirt begins to turn red with blood, and one guard removes [Redacted]'s shirt to reveal a large laceration extending from his clavicle to his lower stomach. Despite the guards’ attempts to stop the bleeding, a pool of blood forms on the ground below [Redacted] and he stops screaming. He is declared dead.”
SW: crying “oh god, oh god.”
H: Shouting “SW, do you remember doing this!?”
SW: Still crying “No! I swear on everything, I don’t remember! please believe me!”
H: Sighs “Very well, this concludes our interview. We will decide what to do with you once we have properly reviewed this case. Until then, you will be held in detainment cell C-1. Guards, please escort SW to his cell.”

Following this interview, testing revealed that SCP-5340 had somehow developed a cognitohazard effect that wasn’t previously observed. Exactly how and when this effect developed is currently unknown, but is believed to be an adaptation made by SCP-5340 in order to affect people while still in containment, further investigation is required. Additionally, due to SW’s inability to have known of SCP-5340’s new anomalous property, he was deemed innocent, and given Class-B Amnestics before being reassigned to Foundation Site [Redacted]. SCP-5340 has been reclassified as Euclid, and containment procedures are to be revised.

Letter from O5 Council to All SCP Foundation Personnel:
The council has reviewed Event 5340-01, and we have determined that SCP-5340 has, in fact, developed new anomalous properties since entering Foundation custody. This implies that SCPs can, in some way, evolve. In light of this new information, all personnel are to pay the utmost attention to any SCP possibly developing new anomalous properties. Furthermore, we have decided to create a new research division, known as the Emergent Properties Research Division (EPRD), in order to find and study any new anomalous properties emerging in contained SCPs. The implications of this development are frightening, and show us how little we truly know about the objects we study, but we must remain steadfast in our mission, as all of humanity depends on the work we do.


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