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Scp number 4102 "Suction cup man"
Class: Keter
Special containment procedures
"There is currently no known way of containing scp-4102"
Description:
Scp-4102 seems to be a middle aged man wearing climbing gear, is always seen with two red suction cups.
Subject seems to be able to climb any and all structures, whether man-made or natural, termination attempts
ended in failure because, as told by the subject; "Fuck you, you can't kill Suction Cup man Look at me go!"
Following is a research log based on an interview conducted by the president of the united states in a
secret location.
-Subject: "So, do either of you wanna tell me why you kidnapped me?"
-Guard: "Please remain calm sir…"
-Subject: "YOU CAN'T KEEP SUCTION CUP MAN TRAPPED, I'LL SUCTION CUP MY WAY OUT EVENTUALLY!"
*the president walks in*
-President: "Are you suction cup man?"
-Subject: "Maybe, Fuck you, who want's to know?"
-President: "I'm the president of the united states…"
Subject sits in silence for a few seconds before uttering: "Yeah, fuck you"
-President: "You've done a lot of bad with your suction cups mister man"
-Subject: "Tell me about it"
-President: "But I think there is some good you can do us…"
-Subject: "You think that I'M capable of good? Just last week some asswagon almost died jumping out of a window
tryint to fight me off his tower!"
-President: "I understand that you may believe your suction cups can only bring destruction and sadness"
-Subject: "What? God no, it's hilarious"
-President: "but it may be in your best interest to cooperate…"
-Subject: "I'm listening but still fuck you"
The subject was then used as a one time superweapon and sent to north korea to disarm a nuclear missile by
climbing the cylindrical structure.
Following is a log of incident 001, prior to discovery of scp-XXXX's anomulous properties
Subject was discovered climbing an office building by a buisiness man.
-Man: "Hey! stop climbing my tower with suction cups!"
-Subject: "Fuck you I'm climbing your tower with suction cups!"
-Man: "Why my tower?"
-Subject: "Why not your tower?"
-Man: "You're smudging my windows asshole!"
-Subject: "I'll smudge your windows all I want! Look at me go!"
-Man: "Go suction cup someone else's tower!"
-Subject: "That sounds very suggestive…"
-Man: "Suck my dick, get off my tower!"
-Subject: "What are you, gay?"
-Man: "It's an expression! Get the fuck off my tower!"
-Subject: "No, Fuck you!"
-Man: "Fuck you! What's your name?"
-Subject: "Suction Cup Man!"
-Man: "My ass, What's your name?"
-Subject: "Dadadadada Suction cup man! Look at me go!"
-Man: "Get off my goddamn tower this instant!"
-Subject: "I can't!"
-Man: "Why the hell not?"
-Subject: "Can't go down dumbass, I can only go up!"
-Man: "WHAT?"
-subject: "I gotta reach the top and rev back down!"
-Man: "You can't just turn around?"
-Subject: "Off course I fucking can't, what are you? stupid?
-Man: "It can't be that hard!"
-Subject: "I don't see you climbing a fucking tower with suction cups!"
-Man: "Gimme a minute…"
-Subject: "What are you doing?!"
-Man: "I have Plungers!"
-Subject: "Oh, this is getting REAL!"
-Man: "I'm coming for you, bitch!"
-Subject: "You are going to Kill yourself!"
-Man: "Fuck you, Watch me!"
The person then proceeded to jump out of a window, falling from the 9th floor, hospitalizing him. afterwards,
A cop sees the subject on the building, and pulls out a megaphone.
-Cop: "Hey, Get the fuck down!"
-Subject: "Suck my dick!"
-Cop: "This is illegal!"
-Subject: "I know yeah, but fuck you anyway!"
-c: f-fuck you!
-s: Fuck you!
-c: Fuck YOU!
-S: Hey, I wrote you a song!
-c: what?
-s: "it goes a little something like this! *guitar music is heard* FUCk YOU!
-C: "Take him down"
Subject was shot down from the building appearing to be dead, before jumping back up shouting: "FUCK YOU, You
can't kill Suction cup man! Look at me go!" and running away. this incident is what got the foundation's attention.
(this is my first scp, I'm open to constructive critisism)
