Picklechinboy

SCP 34091 - Super Funky Man Club Object Class: Keter

"He is already out. Do not look behind you. Do not react to the words you're hearing. Keep doing what you're doing. The breathing in your ear will go away. The pain of his nails against your skull will cease in time. Just don't react. Stay calm.

I don't have much more time before he gets through the door to me. I've seen him and the destruction in his face. He serves no God. Only chaos. I just hope that this audio log will save someone. I just hope my family…ahhhhhh! No, please! I'll do anything just don't!"

Something breaks, something loud falls to the floor as the tape recorder is picked up and brought close to someone's mouth. There's sounds of breathing and a distorted wheeze.

"Now it's time to get Funky"