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Experiment-XXXX
Test Log By Researcher Redacted
Purpose of the experiment: Result: |
Subject: Date/Location: 11/5/19, Site-19 |
Procedure
SCP-XXXX was to be tested in a desert located in [DATA EXPUNGED] New Mexico. D-1933 was to be given a pen and instructed to be more than 50 meters in diameter of observing personnel. An amnestic tool is to be placed onto D-1933's neck in case of an incident.
↓Log
(D-1993 is instructed to draw a circle with a pen)
(D-1993 proceeds to draw an oblong circle)
(A hula-hoop spontaneously appears where D-1933 said he drew on in the picture and had shown great surprise)
Researcher Redacted: "Do you feel or see anything different?"
D-1993: "Nah Doc, the hell is this thing, I know you said it would have had an effect around me, but damn that's weird."
(D-1993 smirks and appeared to be drawing a human penis)
Researcher Redacted: "D-1993 if you do not stop this nonsense immaturity you will be terminated! Understood?
D-1993: "Sure Bud"
(As soon as D-1993 is presumed done drawing the penis, what appears to be a human penis appears in mid-air and falls to ground level)
(Junior Researcher ███████ is seen screaming, D-1993's collar is activated; and testing is ordered to be over.)
Notes:
I'm damn lucky I wasn't the nearest source, poor Junior Researcher is still getting surgery. Interestingly enough, for some reason or not it didn't take D-1993's penis. This could be the cause of SCP-XXXX-1 or other instances to be sentient or sapient or it could have memetically known it doesn't want to take D-1993's penis, further testing is required; for mature people.
-Dr. Redacted