Researcher Pie's Personnel File

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Researcher Pie's epic setup

Name: Cais Pie

Security Clearance Level: ⅓

Profession: SCP Researcher

Location: The nearest marsh

SCP's researched

scp-4944
scp-4460
scp-2704

Other stuff

[Researcher Pie's personnel file]

"What, that's it? but Pie, you're so good at writing and you're so handsome!!"
It is because I am only like 50 days in on this site ok

Who knows, I might write some tales or whatever

here's some author commentary o h w a i t

wait wtf

how do you put collapsibles inside of collapsibles

— Cais Pie, Researcher, RAIDA

For author commentary just scroll down past the collapsible for a while its there I swear

Author Commentary

scp-4460

So, not exactly sure where on Earth I got this idea. All I know know is that I hate the article and it is bad.
Yeah that's it

scp-4944

I initially got the idea while in the car with my mom. She mentioned that our coffee machine sounds like a fog horn while its heating up. The idea instantly popped into my head: "A coffee machine that if you press a certain button, it will turn into a cargo ship"

That obviously isn't what happened, though.
I honestly don't even know how I got the idea that turned out to be the final product. All I knew was that I was taking my coffee machine out into my back yard, barefoot, right after it snowed. Yeah, it was cold.

After some crooping and cropping, I got all the text to sound right in my head.

Apparently people really like this scip. It's currently my most upvoted article, and even got into an episode of SCP Cafè, which is a level of loft I will never reach again.

All in all, I still like this article.

scp-2704

"Hey there's a series III article open"
eeeheuh?

so yeah.

Again, not real sure where this concept came from.

After I had finished writing the whole scip, (2 days after realizing that there was a series III article open) I decided to check if the slot was still open, which is was.

It wasn't real well received, which I can see. I decided to delete a major plot point in the article just because I was stretching the whole thing too thin.