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Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be housed in a watertight room equipped with a high-pressure hose and adequate drainage system for ease of cleaning. Additionally, SCP-XXXX itself is to be covered in a waterproof plastic slipcover during testing. Use of hazardous materials suits while in proximity to SCP-XXXX during testing, while not required, is recommended.
Description: SCP-XXXX is a [REDACTED] brand dining table recovered from a privately owned warehouse in Ludington, Michigan. Although SCP-XXXX appears to have undergone considerable wear, it is more far more resistant to physical damage than its construction would usually allow for. Analysis of manufacturing techniques and vinyl composition indicate that SCP-XXXX was custom manufactured in the mid-1950s, roughly 5 years before the manufacturer went bankrupt. This corroborates recovered internal memorandums mentioning a “big project” that was nearing the final stages of development, although reports offer little information on this project. In addition to the damage visible on SCP-XXXX, there also appear to be various design notations and measurements describing its construction, as well as various symbols and markings associated with the occult. Whether these markings are notations left by the designers, or components associated with its core function are unknown.
Whenever an individual requests food in the presence of SCP-XXXX, a variety of appetizers, such as soups and salads, biscuits, sliced bread, or cocktail shrimp will instantaneously appear, usually in quantities proportional to the number of individuals in the room. Roughly 73% of recorded uses of this function have resulted in foods matching the occasion or intended result. To this day, only 2 recorded uses of this function within the first 3 courses have resulted in dishes not commonly considered to be food. Requests for dishes to be “refilled” can be met theoretically indefinitely.
Whenever an individual requests a new course, the previous dishes will instantaneously disappear, replaced with new dishes. This usually follows a sequence of: appetizers (course 1), main course (course 2), desert (course 3). Requests of courses after desert have been inconsistent (see abridged test log).
Test number: 18
Date: 1/8/1984
Course number: 4
Results: A bill, containing the amount of food created by SCP-XXXX, with all prices listed as $0.00. The name of the restaurant at the top of the bill was rendered unreadable due to smearing caused by overlap of various names and logos.Test number: 19
Date:1/8/1984
Course number: 5
Results: 17 wheels of cheese, covered almost entirely by mold.Test number: 24
Date: 1/11/1984
Course number: 5
Results: Roughly 162 different plates and bowls of different sizes filled almost entirely with table scraps in various states of decay.Test number: 25
Date: 1/11/1984
Course number: 6
Results: A mass of live maggots covering the entire tabletop, roughly 0.25m high.Test number: 31
Date: 1/17/1984
Course number: 7
Results: An identical copy of D-9483, in the early stages of decay. Cause of death determined to be asphyxiation due to a punctured lung. A 9mm bullet was recovered from the inside of D-9483's right lung, and ballistic analysis one week later determined the ballistic fingerprint to be consistent with security officer █████'s personal sidearm. It should be noted that D-9483 was present for this experiment, and after viewing what appeared to be his own remains, became deeply distressed, attempting to escape while being transported to another test the following day. During this escape attempt, security officer █████ shot D-9483 in the chest, fatally wounding him. D-9483's remains, stored in the onsite morgue, disappeared 3 days later. Investigation revealed no tampering with D-9483's storage unit, and as such, their disappearance is suspected to be related to SCP-XXXX. Further testing has been suspended.
