A joke scp i made by dr peedmypants
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Item #: SCP-513059-J (A Tree)

Object Class: Keter

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-513059-J is to be contained in a 10m x 10m, titanium container with restraint cables holding it up as to prevent it from mass murdering another [REDACTED] amount of civillians by [DATA EXPUNGED].

Description: SCP-513059-J is an Eastern White pine aproximately 45-50m tall, is certainly capable of crushing humans to death and possibly destoying the entire pile of cocaine i am high on right now

Incident of 9/7/[REDACTED]

SCP-513059-J Fell over after being hit by lightning and crushed [DATA EXPUNGED] to death. Mobile Task Force-[REDACTED] Cleared the area and contained SCP-513059-J.

Civillian Kate [REDACTED] was shot to death Right after the conflict for being a [REDACTED]1.

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