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(spc number place holder = s#) (Sentient Pizza)
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Item: s#
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: S# Due to s# obvious virtually non threat level no special containment is necessary and requests to move them is permitted within obvious reason. DO NOT MOVE THEM NEAR OR AROUND THE CANTEEN!!1 Do not allow s# a, s#b, s# c, s# d, s# e, s# f, and s# g to "mate" or "reproduce" with itself or any of the personal and highly discourage such behaviors and behaviors that lead up to such events. Casual interactions with the subjects are permitted but not advised. All subjects must be monitored at least hourly. In the unlikely event of another s# occurring the pizza chain Papa john has been given a number in order to inform the foundation of any more talking, self moving, or other sentient forms of pizza. Standard news deleting program is to be issued to find all articles relating to "Florida man arrested for violently cussing at pizza in a public park" or containing anything related to "talking pizza" "sentient Pizza" "pizza helped me with my homework"
Description: Moved to site 13 upon discovery at a police station in [redacted], Florida on 20 oct 20[redacted] when police very publicly arrested a man loudly arguing with a box of pizza. Later at the police station it was discovered the pizza was actually able to talk and the foundation was contacted. s# a, s#b, s# c, s# d, s# e, s# f, and s# g are all 10 separate seemingly ordinary papa john style pizza slices that are extremely sentient and intelligent although completely immobile with only a minor vibration when speaking. s# - 1 first appears to be a normal Papa John pizza box that the subjects claim to feed and have birthed it, although at this time the process or the validity is unknown. s# - 2 is completely and utterly ordinary pepperoncini pepper that papa john serves with every pizza. However the subjects are extremely attached to it for reasons they refuse to explain.
s# subjects are extremely smart however very reserved about sharing information with those it doesn't trust.
