PK

Item #: SCP-????

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: To be contained in a 4 meters wide
6 meters long and 2.5 meters high room with the following equipment:

  • bed
  • desk
  • 3 chairs
  • a set of weights (pairs of 2, 3, 5, 8, 10, 15 and 20 kilograms)
  • a minifridge containing:
    • 6 bottles of beer
    • a bottle of wine
    • 3 bottles of mineral water

(all restocked weekly)
Added after ████/██/██:
A .45 colt m1911, a box (50 rounds) of .45 FMJ rounds,
4 colt m1911 magazines and a computer connected to the internet
with a VPN to hide the facilities IP address.

Description: SCP-????, also known as the "mercenary" appears to be an adult
man (30-35 years old), but has existed for far longer. His original species is
unknown, but based on his statements:
he used to be a normal mortal being, until he had an encounter with an ancient
deity. After a long battle the deity saw that he is too stubborn to give up.
Because of that he received powers that allow him to be "too stubborn to die".

He does not age and when killed, his corps disappears the moment it's out of
everyone's line of sight and reappears somewhere else alive. It seems that he is
able to obtain any weapon from under his clothes at any time, even if previously
being searched and sent trough a metal detector shows nothing suspicious.
Also, due to his stubbornness, he is able to keep fighting even under heavy mental
and physical stress.

The "mercenary" was first seen by Dr. ████████████ on ████/██/██.
He reported: I heard someone ask "Sorry, do you have a moment?" from behind
when I was sitting at my desk looking at documents on █████████.

The guards saw him on the security camera and immediately sent in a team,
which has successfully captured him. After his immediate surrender he said:
"Oh, figures."
He was immediately taken to an empty cell by the two guards that than stayed in
front of his door, waiting for orders and talking to the staff at the security monitors.
He was observed to be walking around in the small room through a security camera
before the following radio recording:
-[I'm contacting Dr.████████. He needs to quickly decide what to do next, over.]
[Wait… He shot the camera! Get ready!!]
After a second shot the "mercenary" appeared in front of the guards with crossed arms,
leaning against the wall, saying: "Can we talk now?"

After seeing that SCP-???? isn't hostile, the guards took him to Dr.████████,
where the following conversation was recorded:
Dr.████████: "Who are you?"
"mercenary": "I've had many names, but that doesn't matter.
What matters is what I am. I have been fighting as a soldier since-
since- I don't even know. I've spilled blood with swords and spears.
I was there in the great war, Normandy, Nam, the later parts of the cold war.
I saw so many great man die." (After saying this he blankly stared at the floor.)
Dr.████████: "Why are you a soldier?"
"mercenary": "I like killing. That's the hardest challenge. Tell me that something is
impossible and I will prove you wrong. I'm trying to become stronger and smarter.
What else could I do when I'm unable to die? I read, I practice and I kill!
But maybe it isn't about killing. I've also put many criminals behind the bars.
Life is about becoming the strongest we can be and having fun in the meantime."

After this, the SCP has requested a room with the standards listed under
containment procedures and offered his help which was declined and his request
for weapons, ammunition and internet access were denied.

The "mercenary" has later shown up to multiple shooting range drills and has talked/
trained with both the guards and other staff. After seeing that his containment is difficult
(requires constant monitoring) and pointless, it was decided to grant his additional
requests and officially allow him to train the staff, due to his positive effects on them.

The SCP was requested to write reports on his time outside the foundation and
to stay out of armed conflicts.