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Special Containment Procedures: Containment of SCP-XXX is to focus on the continued maintenance of SCP-XXX's mental and physical health. Due to SCP-XXX's nature, failure to maintain this can have far reaching and deadly consequences. Any staff found being purposefully counter productive will be dealt appropriately.
SCP-XXX is currently housed on Site-122's grounds in a unit separate from the main building1. The building is a large enough to house SCP-XXX and several staff members that can attend to SCP-XXX.
The following caveats are to be made to accommodate SCP-XXX:
- SCP-XXX's cell is to be stocked with comfortable furniture.
- Cafeteria staff are to prepare three meals for SCP-XXX daily. SCP-XXX can only eat meals of Italian origin, such as lasagna or pizza.
- Janitorial staff are to look after SCP-XXX's cleanliness and make sure
- SCP-XXX must be referred to as either Mario or Mario Mario. SCP-XXX will also accept Dr. Mario, however to avoid confusion it should not be referred to as Doctor. Under no circumstances is SCP-XXX to be referred to as Brayden Scans.
- SCP-XXX is permitted to wear blue overalls, a red shirt, leather shoes, white underwear, white socks, and a red hat, as opposed to standard Humanoid anomaly uniforms.
- In the case of an emergency, a single heavily sedated common box turtle is to be released into SCP-XXX containment chamber. SCP-XXX is permitted to dispose of SCP-XXX in any manner it chooses, as killing turtles brings SCP-XXX a large amount of joy.
Nintendo is to remain unaware of SCP-XXX's existence. Foundation front companies and agents imbedded in Nintendo are to ensure that Nintendo successfully recovers from any damage SCP-XXX may cause.
Description: SCP-XXX is a male humanoid, genetically and biologically human. SCP-XXX has been surgically deformed and mentally conditioned to look and act exactly like Mario, from the Super Mario video game franchise. SCP-XXX has two anomalies, referred to as SCP-XXX-1 and SCP-XXX-2.
SCP-XXX-1 refers to the body of SCP-XXX. SCP-XXX has been grossly modified via unknown means, though it may have been Sarkic in nature2. SCP-XXX is SCP-XXX's limbs have been made stubby, and it's hands and feet have been made disproportionately large. It's torso has been made too big for its body to comfortably hold all of it's organs, with X-rays showing that while SCP-XXX's bones have increased in size its organs are the same.
It's head is nearly four times the size of the average humans, and is perhaps the most deformed aspect of SCP-XXX. It's eyes have been modified to be oval shaped, turned on their side so they more resemble a "0". It's nose is a large, bulky mass. Its hair is stagnate, not growing any longer than its current length.
SCP-XXX's mental conditioning, while abnormal, can be explained through non-anomalous means. SCP-XXX has only broken character once to date. For further information, see Addendum-XXX-02.
SCP-XXX's secondary anomaly is its relationship with the video game company Nintendo. SCP-XXX's mental state appears to have a direct effect on the company. For example, SCP-XXX once injured its foot on a rock while outside. Simultaneously, Nintendo's stocks fell by five percent.
This effect can have far reaching consequences, and has resulted in Nintendo going through financial trouble, issues with the law, unsuccessful launches of hardware, and the retirement and/or death of prominent employees. Each event can be rationally explained. However, testing has proven that they always happen following something unfortunate happening to SCP-XXX.
Researchers Note: I'd like to emphasize to everyone that while we were attempting to get SCP-XXX into a chemically induced coma, it began reacting negatively and almost died. And because of that, a member of Nintendo that I will not name here passed away. So keep that in mind when dealing with this thing, it's Keter for a reason.
SCP-XXX was recovered following a raid on an Arcadian warehouse in New Bridge, Delaware. It was found tied to a chair in a basement storage area. It had been tortured for three to four days. At the same time, Nintendo released the widely panned Virtual Boy console in Japan, and soon after in North America.
How these alterations were preformed without leaving any mark is unknown.
Document Reference XXX.032:
The following was recovered from the office of Abraham Woodtooth, who is now in foundation custody. The letter was found in the garbage. Woodtooth was found by foundation agents attempting to set fire to a recycling bin, where several documents were recovered involving SCP-XXX.
Dear Doug—-
I've got no idea either. All I remember about the weekend is a lot of coke, women, and fun. I don't know who he is, or how he got here, or why, or what or…
Did those girls say something about being sarcs? One of them did this thing with her [DATA REDACTED] and I was on cloud nine. She was blonde, I think. I love blondes. No way she wasn't modified somehow. Maybe she brought him. Or maybe she helped us? You still got her number?
I can, over course, get rid of him if you wanted. He seems to be in pretty bad shape already. I know I'm not a masochist, so… Don't wanna say you did that, but… You know…
Anyway I could get rid of him no problem.
Anyway, email me!!! I know you can't stand using that but we could've gotten this under control ages ago if you just emailed me. He's still down there!! I'd like to clean this up asap.
Yours truly, Abe.
PS have you seen Brayden?
Addendum-XXX-02:
Interviewed: SCP-XXX
Interviewer: Dr. Taylor
Foreword: Following approval from the ethics committee, an interview was set up between Dr. Taylor and SCP-XXX with the goal of gathering information.
<Begin Log, November 18, 2012>
Dr. Taylor: Hello, SCP-XXX!
SCP-XXX: Hello-a, doctor! What's-a going on-a with you?
Dr. Taylor: Well, you see SCP-XXX, we're trying to determine something about you. We want to try and help you.
SCP-XXX: Help-a me? Doctor, it's-a me who's normally helping-a you!
Dr. Taylor: Well, I'm going to ask you some questions, if you don't mind.
SCP-XXX: You go right ahead doctor!
Dr. Taylor: Alright. [Dr. Taylor produces an image of Brayden Scans out of a folder and places it in front of SCP-XXX] Do you recognize this person?
SCP-XXX: Doctor, I… ehh…
[Silence for twenty-one seconds. Dr. Taylor gives SCP-XXX time to ]
SCP-XXX: What's happening, where am I?
Dr. Taylor: Brayden, you're at a safe place. We have medical staff on standby. How are you
feeling?SCP-XXX: I… I have a headache. [SCP-XXX touches his face, then looks at his hands] What's… what is this?
Dr. Taylor: Brayden, there's no easy way to say this. You've-
SCP-XXX: [SCP-XXX begins frantically touching various body parts] What happened to me? Oh my god, where am I? What year is this?
Dr. Taylor: Brayden, you've been… We can fix this, alright? You've been in a trance for many
years. We're going to help you, but we need you to help us, okay? You need to listen.[SCP-XXX puts his hands to his eyes,
SCP-XXX: Just tell me what you want! Fuck!
Dr. Taylor: What do you remember happening to you last?
SCP-XXX: Uhh, uhhh, I was at work… My girlfriend dropped me off… Everyone was partying like normal, I was trying to get work done… I went to put in my two weeks… After that I can't remember. No, Wait! Someone hit me really hard. I guess I blacked out.
Dr. Taylor: Do remember who hit you?
SCP-XXX: No.
Dr. Taylor: Do you remember where you were?
SCP-XXX: ehh… I was putting in my two weeks. My boss' office. He had a mountain of cocaine and these two women…
Dr. Taylor: What can you tell me about them?
SCP-XXX: One had brown hair, skinny, kinda tan, almost naked. She was smirking for some reason. The other one was… Blonde… Wait a second…
Dr. Taylor: What's the matter?
SCP-XXX: She was… She had blonde hair. She looked just like my girlfriend. It was my girlfriend! Why was she there? She looked so sad. She looked like she didn't wanna be there. He must've been keeping her there.
Dr. Taylor: Brayden, we were unaware that you-
SCP-XXX: she's there! What year is it? What year is it! How long have you kept me here?
Dr. Taylor: Brayden, Brayden! It's 2014!
[Silence for three seconds]
SCP-XXX: she's still out there. I saw her. She wasn't her anymore. She was like me. The other girl was too. Big bulbous eyes. A giant strawberry head. I remember now. I can see it so clearly. She's been gone for twenty five years.
Dr. Taylor: Brayden, if what your saying is true, then you can help us find them, we just-
SCP-XXX: No, I'm going to find them. Me. I'm Mario. I rescue da princess. Wahoo, Wahoo! Hahaha! Wahoo! It's a me, Mario! I'm Mario! I'm Mario! I'm-a Mario! I'm-a Mario! I'm-a going to rescue her. I'm-a Mario! I'm-a Mario! She's gonna bake me a cake! [blood begins dripping from SCP-XXX's nostril] I'm Mario! I'm Mario, Doctor! And you're-a gonna let me out! [security personal enter the room and pacify SCP-XXX with a tranquilizer]
<End Log, [optional time info]>
Closing Statement: Following this, SCP-XXX was returned to its cell where it calmed down significantly. SCP-XXX has yet to have another breakthrough. Showing it any photo of Brayden causes SCP-XXX a mild amount of distress, but otherwise occurs no significant reaction. On one occasion, SCP-XXX simply stated it "doesn't recognize this person anymore". Further investigation revealed that SCP-XXX did have a blonde haired girlfriend at the time, though her identity is unknown, and neither women have been located since.
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