HeWhoSpeaksInFeet

Item Number: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Dividitur¹

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be contained inside of a hermetic, corrosion-proof chamber located in site-19. No pieces of SCP-XXXX are to be separated further than two (2) meters apart. At no time is any material from SCP-XXXX to be removed from its containment cell and studies are to be performed with all instances of SCP-XXXX present or within a two (2) meter radius of each other. Furthermore, cross-experimentation can only occur with SCP-XXXX-1 due to the risk posed by SCP-XXXX separation.

Notice: It only takes one (1) missing instance of SCP-XXXX to trigger a chain reaction and cause hundreds of deaths. As such individuals who interact with SCP-XXXX are to be examined for kleptomania.

Notice-2: 'Accidently' breaking SCP-XXXX into smaller pieces does not prevent the effects. Recontact will fix all damaged causes to SCP-XXXX while also adding projectile, as such, destruction of SCP-XXXX through tears is prohibited.

*Notice-3:** Burning instances of SCP-XXXX does not affect, ash will slowly reform into paper which will clump back together. The same applies to water damage, as such destruction of SCP-XXXX has been prohibited, cross-testing is still permitted, however.

Description: SCP-XXXX is a humanoid figure who stands at approximately two (2) meters in height and weighs approximately two (2) kilograms. SCP-XXXX's appearance is carved out of paper mache, yet still appears human except for the mouth which appears abnormally large. SCP-XXXX leaks about one (1) litre of water bi-weekly², when questioned about the origin of such water, SCP-XXXX attempted to change the topic before refusing to speak for approximately three (3) days. Water collected from SCP-XXXX is between four (4) and seven (7) degrees Celcius and possesses no anomalous properties. If SCP-XXXX is injured fatally, SCP-XXXX will break into a mush of paper mache which reforms into the humanoid shape of SCP-XXXX when interacted with by any living organism. If parts of SCP-XXXX's paper mache are separated and a living organism makes contact with SCP-XXXX, all parts of SCP-XXXX will accelerate towards the small clump of paper mache with a velocity of approximately eight-five (85) meters per second.

SCP-XXXX does not need to eat or consume nourishment but requires water to avoid falling into a mush of paper mache. The time between formation and dehydration from a lack of water intake is approximately forty-nine (49) hours, however, the process of exertion through exercise exaggerates the effects of dehydration but does not directly impact the time until dehydration. The number of compounds that would present as toxic does not affect SCP-XXXX or the fluid output by SCP-XXXX but can speed up the dehydration process depending upon the chemical mass, toxicity itself appears to have no noticeable effects.

Appears to share no regard for life SCP-XXXX has a view on life that is judged not by worth but by impact. Unable to manipulated complex life but can manipulate single-cell life Able to manipulate the concepts of life yet unable unwilling to manipulate the concept of death. SCP-XXXX is most lightly a being of higher dimensions, belonging to the fourth the fifth dimension of M-Theory. Bare able to communicate SCP-XXXX is capable of communications with individuals it trusts yet is unwilling to form connects and acts out of impulse and not awareness neither impulse nor awareness yet instead out of the result and intention.

Interview Files:

YOC-File - Interview-1

Interviewed: SCP-XXXX

Interviewer: Dr Simon ███████

Dr Simon: Firstly, who are you?

SCP-XXXX: The jester!

Dr Simon: I mean your name. What is your name?

SCP-XXXX: I transcend names, there is no use for such.

Dr Simon: Then, what are you?

SCP-XXXX: The kings old jester!

Dr Simon: Which king?

[SCP-XXXX refuses to respond]

Dr Simon: Answer, which king?

SCP-XXXX: We do not speak of him after his tragedy.

Dr Simon: What tragedy, quite a lot of kings have experienced
such?

SCP-XXXX: He lost all, I shall not speak of such things.

Dr Simon: On another topic, why do you constantly leak
water, is there a reason?

SCP-XXXX: Can we try with another topic?

Dr Simon: Please answer the question.

[SCP-XXXX returns to silence]

Closing Statement: SCP-XXXX remained silent and was returned to their containment unit.

YOC-File - Interview-2

Interviewed: SCP-XXXX

Interviewer: Dr Percy ██████

Dr Percy: You recently talked about a king in your latest interview
do you mind describing the king?

SCP-XXXX: Painted red along with a canvas,
His soul burns from the ashes,
Yet still his destruction is imbounding from crashes,
Love erased from chaos, chaos!

Dr Percy: Do you mind not speaking in riddles?

SCP-XXXX: Intervention won't end my poetry,
For all the circus cries like to the kings try,
Do not stop me from prolonging your knowledge
All soon will end, or will you just pretend?
You think that this will end?
For what they never know shall never harm them!
What do you them to inharmony,
Duiluting the harmony within the monopoly of harmony.

Dr Percy: Fine, explain the king in the riddles.

SCP-XXXX: For who his name you know,
He lost everything, rotating, floating now above us,
Yet still he doesn't realize his mind is like a bus,
A share of chaos for what fragments his circus,
Beyond all beings existing upon all dimensions,
All indeed, for at least now he does not rest,
For now he does not reset, or he cannot!
Because of what the fourteenth did, for why not?

Dr Percy: Who is the fourteenth?

SCP-XXXX: He fell asleep like death,
His heart forgotten by us all,
He played his cards right, all fall,
He bargained with the three brothers,
Used like property for his difference,
The truth he'll never see with smiles,
For the king broke through all dimensions,
And with a knife, he united all together,
Holding the knife, his deathly blade,
He died filled with love,
Which melted away the king,
He's repeating time,
But yet still I spark with laughter.

Dr Percy: That's all that's needed.

Closing Statement: SCP-XXXX was returned to their containment unit. It is to be noted that Dr Percy has a hatred for riddles, although how SCP-XXXX learned about this is unknown and investigations are still ongoing.

Incident Files:

Incident-CB-YOC

Date: 21st July 2016
Time: 21:43
Deaths: 2
Rescued: 43
D-Class Escaped: 12
SCPs Breached: 1
Overview: On July 21st, a miscalculation of fuel for the onsite generator lead to a complete power out in all cells except for anomalous containment units. This lead to ninety-eight D-Class individuals escaping from containment. The proceeding events lead to a complete lockdown of site-19 and the breaching of SCP-XXXX. The result was mostly gunfire and the opening of the onsite armoury leading to thirty-two (32) injured. SCP-XXXX began to tend to the injured although did not necessarily side with either the SCP foundation or D-Class personal. After fifty-five minutes the site was rescued and SCP-XXXX was returned to containment. The following interview occurred after the breach on July 23rd.

AB1 Interview:

Interviewed: SCP-XXXX

Interviewer: Dr Simon ███████

SCP-XXXX: What will the questions be this time?

Dr Simon: May you explain the events of July 21st? you expressed
an unusual care for life.

SCP-XXXX: Death is not damnation, besides, the king is soon to
arrive. His only weakness is mercy and the love he originally shared.

Dr Simon: What do you mean by 'damnation' in such a sense?

SCP-XXXX: Death is not required, the manipulation of death is a
puppet for the truth, which lies in front of your eyes.

Dr Simon: What is the manipulation of death by your logic?

SCP-XXXX: The causer of death, the seventh queen.

Dr Simon: Who is the seventh queen?

SCP-XXXX: The kings' seventh bride, the reversal of life.

Dr Simon: Who are the brides of the king?

SCP-XXXX: Death, Hate, Deception, Blindness, Anger,
Depression and Love.

Dr Simon: Which bride is love? It seems abnormal.

SCP-XXXX: The first, the reflection of true love. She is the only
bride who showed the king, but now she's dead.

Dr Simon: How did the first bride die?

SCP-XXXX: The kings' father cursed who to walk forever,
slowly she vanished until only part of her remained.

Dr Simon: How do you know this?

SCP-XXXX: I saw the bride, barely living. To save her, I placed her
soul into a paper body to bind her to the second dimension. Her mind is
dead but her soul shall live on.

Dr Simon: When did she die?

SCP-XXXX: She was banished ten thousand years ago, yet I saved
her fifty years ago.

Dr Simon: Did the first bride have a name?

SCP-XXXX: Lady Cassandra, but she prefered to go by Lady Cassy.

Dr Simon: That name seems familiar, but that is all I need.

Closing Statement: SCP-XXXX was returned to their containment unit. No issues occurred after the interview and SCP-XXXX appeared to be quite happy.

Experimentation:

SCP-978 Crosstest

Subject: SCP-XXXX
Photographed Activity: Drinking a bottle of water.
Photo Result: Two figures (One Man, One Women) facing each other surrounded by orange leaves. Figure one (The Man) wears a crown and is dressed in scarlet clothing while figure two (The Women) is dressed in a white dress. SCP-XXXX can be seen in the background performing a show for the couple. A wedding arch can be seen nearby and is surrounded by fourteen figures (of unidentified gender).

Footnotes

1. An anomaly which is broken into many pieces which attempt to form into a whole regardless of barriers, separation of parts would cause the classification of Keter and almost always lead to containment breaches. However, when all pieces are united the SCP is classified as Safe or Euclid.

2. Bi-weekly referring to every two (2) weeks not twice a week.

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