SCP-051-J
Object Class: Apollyon Keter
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-051-J is to be destroyed as soon as possible. SCP-051-J is contained in 3x3x3 steel room with no monitoring such as security cameras or windows. pre-installed pressure sensors and laser detectors are installed to see if SCP-051-J is still in it's room.
Description: SCP-051-J is an anime-style painting of Adolf Hitler and Joseph Stalin naked and holding each other. Any entity that touches SCP-051-J will be incinerated apon contact. Any entity viewing SCP-051-J will request it's destruction or to have it be illegal in a language that others around it will understand, this effect applies to all animals. If nobody approves or nobody is around, the entity will attempt to destroy it, but will be set on fire apon touching SCP-051-J. The SCP Foundation has reached out to many governments to make the existence of SCP-051-J illegal, which has proven futile. SCP-051-J is animate, and can 'run' up to 143 miles per hour. Many attempts to destroy SCP-051-J have proven futile. Attempts include:
Blowing it up with nuclear bombs.
Setting it on fire.
Hitting it with a hammer.
Submerging it in acid.
Politely asking SCP-682 to destroy it.
Politely asking SCP-076-2 to destroy it.
Politely asking SCP-999 to destroy it.
Politely asking Dr. Bright to destroy it.
Politely asking SCP-343 to destroy it.
Politely asking SCP-055 to destroy it.
Wait, who?
Politely asking SCP-2845 to destroy it.
Politely asking SCP-001 to destroy it.
Politely asking SCP-239 to destroy it.
Politely asking SCP-789-J to destroy it.
Putting it into SCP-914 on rough setting. Results: Same item comes out but with a note that reads "Fuck you."






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