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Item# SCP 4835
Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: SCP 5665 is held at Site XXX, where it is to be provided a room that is formed into the mountain side. This room is to be decorated with the look of a stereotypical tavern as depicted within the Tolkienesque fantasy genre of literature. It is to have personnel in the roles of tavern keeper, patrons, busty serving wenches, and bards who are proficient with the lewt, this is required as in 5665’s words, “Ya can’t drink alone in the world”. 5665 will refuse to drink if there are no companions present.

It is to be provided alcohol that is equal to or above 99 proof every hour. 5665 will only accept alcohol by the flagon and contained within a wooden mug. Under no circumstance is SCP 5665 to be offered any alcohol that is lower in content than 99 or that is designated under a wine category; this is explained in research log 5/2. If alcohol is not present at the site, it is of urgent concern that it is procured immediately or a containment breach will ensue. SCP 5665 must be kept drunk continuously or it will attempt escape as recorded in log 8/13.

SCP 5665 is to be provided with D Class Personnel to accompany it at all hours of the day and engage in setting appropriate festivities. D Class personnel and researchers who play into these roles are to be rotated every three hours for the continued health and use of personnel in further Foundation measures. SCP 5665 is not to be presented with or put into contact with any other SCP at Site XXX; especially SCP 5666, or in 5665’s words, the “Long-Eared [Ecpalative deleted]”.

SCP-5665 is to be provided with 20 bottles of moonshine every night at 11:00 PM to ensure that it falls asleep.

Description: SCP 5665 has the likeness of a fantasy dwarf. It is short, stout, and its beard is down to its knees. It is capable of exerting 48 times the amount of strength of the average man. It is unclear if other instances of SCP-5665 exist, although it has been known to offer veiled threats of “they’d kick your scrawny, weak little [Ecpalative deleted] for having such watered-down booze.”

SCP 5665 was brought under Foundation control when the GOC contacted ██████. In GOC’s pursuit of power, they found that they could not control nor kill 5665, and they feared releasing it back into the world because of its power and tyrades. A trade was made for a captured GOC spy named ██████.

Incident Log 5/2: Dr. Morneau is acting as the tavern keeper and offers 5665 a Miller Light. 5665 drinks accordingly and then spits out the beer. It says, “I didn’t ask for water ya [Ecpalative deleted], give me real a drink.” An hour later Dr. Morneau offers chardonnay. This results in 5665 saying “Did you offer me an Elf drink, ya [Ecpalative deleted]? Well, [Ecpalative deleted] you!” It jumps over the table and [redacted].

Dr. Morneau is currently still going through physical rehabilitation and trauma counseling.

[END LOG]

Incident Log 8/13: Containment Breach. Researchers attempt to sober up 5665 for an interview where they can find out information that cannot be obtained under normal containment procedures. After two hours sober, SCP-5665 becomes extraordinarily depressed and angry. A fight ensues where 5665 kills or maimes all D Class Personnel and Researchers in its containment area. Strike Force Beta 07 is sent in to regain control, but bullets and all offensive weaponry are ineffective.

Dr. Norton regains control of SCP 5665 upon her idea of all personnel sacrificing their jewelry to keep it distracted. Upon nearing the exit, 5665 finds the pile of jewelry and, in line with its obsession with rare metals and the likeness, spends hours observing the metal and jewelworks. A line of high alcohol content drinks are made to lead 5665 back into containment after it has lost interest in the jewelry

[END LOG]

SCP #4836-1: Sower of Inspiration

Object Class: Keter

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-4836-1 is an uncontainable anomalous object. It is only known to be manageable. Management of 4836-1 requires the constant use of ██████ and the watching of media and news outlets for any instances of 4836-2. If there is an instance of 4836-2 the instance is to be watched heavily and protected by Foundation personnel that are assigned to its observation. 4836-2 is to be watched, and not contained immediately due to the benefits and furtherment of humanity that it can offer. If an instance of 4836-2's madness goes beyond a manageable point, Foundation personnel are to abduct the instance and fake their death to the public eye. This instance is to be contained with the same care as an average humanoid and researched thoroughly. If an instance of 4836-2 is recognized as a world leader it is to be [Classified with clearance level of The 05 Council only].

Description: SCP-4836-1 possesses an aura surrounding its instance that is left on humans that it encounters. These humans are left with a remnant of this aura that gives them akin to what is called inspiration. These humans that are left with this inspiration are known as SCP-4836-2. 4836-2 keeps its human interests, personality traits, and form. 4836-2 will begin to exhibit greater ambition and a more aggressive passion in its preeminent interest. 4836-2 will attain the abilities to become greater at its passion than any other human on the earth barring other instances of 4836-2, but at the price of a form of madness that can take on characteristics akin to actions such as falling in love with a bird or causing a social revolution [See Research Log 9/8]. 4836-2 came under Foundation knowledge with Dr. Sear's invention of ██████. ██████ picked up a strange eminence radiating from an actor rising in popularity, a writer who was becoming well known, and a politician quickly gaining a following. All instances of 4836-2 became well known as if overnight but also gained forms of madness that took on different and varyingly dangerous forms [See Incident Log 6/18]. 4836-1 was discovered by Dr. Sear while using ██████ when 4836-1 visited a researcher on Site XXX. An aura that formed into the shape of a man was detected by ██████. During this event researchers watched 4836-1's aura dissipate but leave an instance of 4836-2 behind in the researcher that it had visited. This instance was allowed to continue its work and made the important discovery of [redacted]. This instance of 4836-2 quickly gave into the madness and was terminated [See Incident Log 8/7].

Research Log 5/9/2001: Dr. Deere came up with the theory of how different famous individuals such as Nikola Tesla and Yukio Mishima were instances of 4836-2. This theory is widely accepted by researchers and is still under investigation. Other modern instances are individuals such as J.K. Rowling, Timothy Treadwell, and Donald Trump who all exhibit the aura of 4836-2 and are monitored heavily by the Foundation.

[End Research Log]

**Incident Log 6/18/1987]

Three instances of 4836-2 were discovered, an actor, writer, and politician. Researchers believed it best to watch and see what they would do. The actor became a beloved star with whom many people found joy in, but whom the media found out quickly about its status as a serial killer; after arrest this individual was taken into Foundation custody. The writer's works became modern classics but it delved farther into the madness as it posited the assertion that all politicians must die before committing suicide itself. The politician was beaten in a close race for a government position and quickly formed a cult with the intention to seclude itself in Alaska. It is unknown what this cult is presently doing in its isolation.

[End Incident Log]

[Incident Log 8/7/2003]

4836-1 visited researcher ██████. Researcher ██████ was uninformed of its position as an instance of 4836-2. After two months of observation 4886-2 discovered [redacted] of which is still an important discovery even after much deliberation. 4886-2 became increasingly paranoid and neurotic. As higher ups decided what to do with 4886-2 the instance caught word of these talks and caused a containment breach freeing multiple Keter and Euclid level SCP out of containment. During the incident 4836-2 was terminated by a team attempting to regain control.

[End Incident Log]