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This is where I put my SCP ideas. Ignore this.
Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: N/A
Special Containment Procedures: Irrelevant.
Description: SCP-XXXX is a placeholder number, used as a reference to ensure that other entries within the database follow a common formatting. All authors of future database entries are to refer back to SCP-XXXX in order to guarantee common formatting techniques between entries.
Addendum 1: Formatting for specialized articles under higher security clearances.
Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be listed on the Foundation archives as a formatting reference for containment protocols. Archivists with Level 3 Security Clearance or lower are to be made unaware of the existence of the actual [REDACTED].
Description: [REDACTED]
Addendum 1: [REDACTED]
Addendum 2: Why the hell is this here? Obviously there's something more going on here, but redacting EVERYTHING makes this worthless. If Level 3 isn't supposed to know about it, why are we allowed to know that there's something we don't know? What am I, or anyone else, supposed to make of this? - Dr. Holloway
Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be kept inside SCP-XXXX-1. SCP-XXXX-1 is not to be opened at any time, and should be kept under a case of reinforced glass in Site-████. It is to be guarded at all times by one security guard, █████ ██████, and any attempt to open it should be stopped by any means necessary, including lethal force. Any living individuals who are left aware of SCP-XXXX, SCP-XXXX-1, or ████ Redwood Drive are to be given Class-C amnestics. If SCP-XXXX-1 is open, everyone present in the same vicinity as the box is to be exterminated immediately. No tests are to be performed on SCP-XXXX or SCP-XXXX-1.
Description: SCP-XXXX is a memetic virus that infuses an abject sense of horror and purposelessness into anyone that views it. These emotions result in disproportionately heightened expressions of depression, often resulting in immediate suicide; however, there are situations where it results in the subject choosing to try to spread SCP-XXXX as far as they can. Traditional memetic countermeasures have proven to be ineffective against it, and it has proven to be extremely contagious. It is currently kept within SCP-XXXX-1, which is a plain wooden box with no notable features; however, it has proven to be effective at containing SCP-XXXX for unknown reasons.
Addendum 1: Dr. Kemya infiltrated Site-████, and attempted to open SCP-XXXX-1. Dr. Kemya was neutralized by security on site before she could open it. - █████ ██████
Addendum 2: There was a robbery. Some dumbass opened the box, thinking there'd be valuables inside. He was neutralized, as were all of his other people around. SCP-XXXX has been recontained. - █████ ██████
**Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be kept inside SCP-XXXX-1. SCP-XXXX-1 is not to be opened at any time, and should be kept reinforced in a case in ████ Redwood Drive. It is to be kept in the possession of Administrator Reuben (henceforth referred to as SCP-XXXX-2), and any attempts to open it by an outside force are to be stopped by any means necessary, including lethal force. Any living individuals who are left aware of SCP-XXXX, SCP-XXXX-1, or ████ Redwood Drive are to be given Class-C amnestics. If SCP-XXXX-1 is opened, everyone present in the immediate vicinity is to be exterminated immediately. No tests are to be performed on SCP-XXXX, SCP-XXXX-1, or SCP-XXXX-2.
Description: SCP-XXXX is a memetic virus that infuses an abject sense of horror and purposelessness into anyone that views it. These emotions result in disproportionately heightened expressions of depression, often resulting in immediate suicide; however, there are situations where it results in the subject choosing to try to spread SCP-XXXX as far as they can. Traditional memetic countermeasures have proven to be ineffective against it, and it has proven to be extremely contagious. It is currently kept within SCP-XXXX-1, which is a plain wooden box with no notable features; however, it has proven to be effective at containing SCP-XXXX for unknown reasons.
SCP-XXXX-2 is the Administer for the SCP Foundation. He is a Hebrew man that is 1.93 meters tall, and is commonly found wearing multi-colored suits. He was given the role of Administrator after proving to be invaluable to the containment of most SCPs, orchestrating a significant number of containment procedures while proving to be almost universally resistant to memetic effects, and also has a perfect memory, leaving him as the final contingency. It is unknown why he has such increased resistance to memetic effects, or what allows for his perfect memory.
Addendum: No, 1, we can't go poking around him to see if we can find "a universal memetic vaccine". He's too valuable to us. And no, we can't extract his memories of past iterations. Who knows how virused-up that is? C'mon, you know better. - 7
Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Keter
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be mischaracterized as several concepts to apply for all Foundation operatives in order to prevent knowledge of it. Any reference to its true nature is to be scrubbed by Administrator Reuben, and any individuals aware of its true nature are to be terminated and disposed of under Protocol 6.1.9.12.21.18.5.
Description: SCP-XXXX is… god dammit. Why am I still writing, much less following this god damn format? I guess it's comforting, to an extent. Just the small fragment of the world I can control, even if nobody else is going to be reading this. Holy hell below, I hope they don't.
Of course, SCP-XXXX needs to be known. It worms its way into everyone's heads, reminding them of the inevitable ending to all this. That no matter what, something's going to happen. Something small, maybe. A single misplaced wire, someone marking no when it should've been yes on a termination form, or maybe something else. But it's all going to come crashing down, and it will have all been for naught. With how many things we keep, it'll be a miracle if anything is still around, before or after it happens. Not that the bastard'll mind, of course; between me and myself, I think it wants to die. Just like the rest of them after they learn of it. Maybe it got into its own head, reminding itself of the futility of its own existence. And it can't really ease that pain until it's gone, and it won't be gone until everything else is, too. Or maybe it's not sentient, maybe it doesn't have a brain, and I'm just bullshitting. Suppose I'll never know.
I've managed to contain it, for now. I can't stop people from knowing about it, but I've found a way to limit it. Dress it up as something else, something harmless something keep people not questioning, and then something more conventionally awful that'll keep the questioners satisfied. Anybody curious enough to find the box wouldn't dare risk their lives by opening it. Of course, they'd find a whole lot of nothing. Just like the rest of everything.
I don't think anyone knows that I've been breaking the rules a little. Not even the 5's. I've done my best to make sure they don't find out, but I dunno. Maybe they do. 8 was always a clever one, and 1 terrifies me. Fucking awful little annoyance. If they find out, then I don't envision a good end for us.
Why am I still trying? I know it won't matter. Something will happen. If the secret gets out, then everything goes into an inferno. If it doesn't, then we're left with the slow burn, but it'll end the same way. Everything turns to ash.
Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be kept hung up on the wall within the bedroom of the red house on █████ Anderson Road. The red house is to kept locked at all times, and should be lived in by four D-Class personnel at a time; one must be male, one must be female, a separate one must believe his name to be David, and the final one is to be tied to the central pole within the attic. Once every six months, the D-Class personnel are to be rotated out of the house.
Description: SCP-XXXX is an art piece made of feathers depicting the Great Wall of China. It is [x] centimeters by [x] centimeters, and uses the feathers of various birds for the art. It has a polished wooden frame, with a sheet of glass covering the art.
Addendum: [I dunno if I'm even gonna have one mate]
