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PonyComeDown attempts to write stuff here. let's see how this goes!
Researcher Peggy C. Downe logging on …
Peggy interacting with [REDACTED]
SCP ideas that may be written, but are probably trash
- Microwave that turns whatever is inserted into random snakes. Majority of this will probably include logs of various items being placed within, and the results.
- Ceramic cat obsessed with sitting on top of house keys. Like one of those outdoor statues you hide your house key under, but this one actually takes its job seriously.
- A constantly blood-soaked carpet. Idk, maybe it's one of those really fuzzy ones. Imagine that soaking wet. Ew.
- Venetian carnival mask that latches on to the wearer as a parasitic host. Could be interesting, probably has been done before?
- A specific shade of purple that causes the viewer to hallucinate. Or go insane? Maybe it causes the viewer to go on really long, pretentious rants about the economy. Ideas, ideas…
Ceramic Guard Cat
Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: [Paragraphs explaining the procedures]
Description: SCP-XXXX is an outdoor ceramic sculpture approximately 11cm tall that crudely resembles a sitting cat. The inside is hollow and appears to have been used for storing keys or other small personal objects.
If a key is placed under SCP-XXXX and removed by anyone other than the individual who initially placed the object, SCP-XXXX will enter an agitated state, its inanimate form shuffling and sliding across the floor in pursuit of the individual in an attempt to retrieve the object.
If attempts prove unsuccessful, such as when the key is moved to an elevated area or a room with the door shut, the subject ceases movement and instead begins to emit a loud, high pitched screech that reverberates through its hollow form, refusing to stop until the key is returned to an area accessible to SCP-XXXX, wherein the subject will cease screeching in favor of scrambling to place itself atop the object. Once the key is retrieved SCP-XXXX returns to its passive state, with no evidence of its previous behavior visible save for minor scrapes on the base of the sculpture from moving across the floor.
Testing shows that SCP-XXXX is unable to hop or climb onto surfaces, and when faced with obstacles such as tables or stairs will make no attempt to move forwards.
Addendum: [Optional additional paragraphs]
EXQUISITE CORPSE CONTEST
PHASE 1 ENTRY
Received Class: Safe
Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be kept in its original sealed glass jar in a storage locker no warmer than 22 degrees Celsius at all times, save for routine maintenance and cleaning.
Maintenance procedures entail the following: At the beginning of each month, SCP-XXXX is to be removed from its containment. Once the subject has been removed and taken to a designated research chamber for testing, the jar is to be flushed of its contents, which include the following: diluted Formalin solution (70%) and water. After thorough disinfecting, the jar is to be refilled with a fresh batch of diluted Formalin.
SCP-XXXX, once removed from containment, is to be handled with standard issue medical gloves and checked over for any additional growths. Any visible changes to the subject's anatomy larger than 1.5 cm are to be photographed, recorded, and sent to Dr. ███████. Post examination, SCP-XXXX is to be returned to its jar, sealed, and placed back into storage. Researchers who were in contact with SCP-XXXX are to be monitored for mental or physical abnormalities.
EXQUISITE CORPSE CONTEST
PHASE 2 RECEIVED PROMPT
Item #: SCP-????
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-????-A is to be contained en situ at Site-????-A. Site-????-A is to be permanently staffed by at least six, with a minimum of one level-3 researcher. Due to the isolated location of Site-????-A, risk of a ßK-Class "Lifted Veil" Scenario is minimal, so no more than two security officers are required at any given time.
Any and all instances of SCP-????-B within the active range of SCP-????-A are to be transported to Site-????-A and amalgamated within the mass of SCP-????-A. Instances of SCP-????-B found outside the active range of SCP-????-A are to be reported to Level-4 or higher staff immediately.
Foundation webcrawlers and monitors are to scan all social media sites for any abnormal increases in rate of xylophagia-related content, as well as citations of Ezekiel 3:1-3 or Jeremiah 15:16, along with any mentions of GoI-451 "Sʿudta d-Safrei." Judeo-Aramaic for1 If necessary, MTF-Chi-9 (“Page Turners”) is to be notified and mobilized immediately, and participants are to be issued class-B or higher amnestics at the discretion of the project head.
Description: SCP-XXXX is a temple located in [PENDING] that contains a set of manuscripts
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