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Item #: SCP-069-J
Object Class: Super dank
Special Containment Procedures:
SCP-069-J is to be contained in your mom's bedroom on a shitty dell laptop. It must be guarded by at least four good friends laughing and memes until they piss themselfs, armed with extra underwear. Only level clearance Professional retard are allowed to acess it.In a case of a contaiment breach it must be protected by at least one retarded class-D subject.
Description:
SCP-069-J is an old Dell laptop with the worst graphics ever, thats about to fucking die right this second. It contains several files including videos that are very fucking funny to look at. No matter the race age or emotional state, every living being laughed at SCP-069-J's video files. Video files are edited in a peak of perfection and allways result laughing. Some subjects died, being unable to breathe while laughing. SCP-069-J must never be used in comedic uses of any kind of case, just because the memes on it are so fucking good.
