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Item #: SCP-3497088-J

A.K.A: The Notorious Scoundrels

Object class: Apollyon

Containment Procedures: Due to the nature of this SCP, permanent containment is deemed impossible, however, they can easily be lured into a desired area with the use of Sandwiches (Identified as a "sandvich") As they will attempt to collect the food item lasting an average of 30 minutes, other items involve :
A raw slice of Buffalo steak (Identified as a "Buffalo steak sandvich")
A Russian chocolate bar (Identified as the "Dalokahs bar")
Though they focus on these items for only an average of 10 minutes.
Should permanent containment be attempted, every instance of SCP-3490788-J will suddenly de-manifest for one minute, before re-manifesting in its group in a randomly selected country. No pattern in the location of re-manifestation has been discovered.

Description: Instances of SCP-3490788-J are male humanoid entities of (Soviet) Russian descent. They carry above average body mass and are extremely unintelligent. Entities are usually clothed in a red T-shirt, a black vest carrying a large ammunition belt across the chest, black jeans and fingerless gloves. Though occasionally, they have been documented to wear varying cosmetics.

These cosmetics include :
A red and orange chullo.
A red umbrella hat.
A red football helmet.
Inside their pocket, a small doll that represents a male wearing glasses and a white medical cloak.
A whole face mask in the form of a robin. (Only during Halloween or a full moon)
A stuffed robin that is perched on an Instance's shoulder.
A pair of red mittens with fur lining and a snowflake on the back. (Note: at least one entity in the group is equipped with this item, known as SCP-3490788-J-1
A pink tutu, a pair of fairy wings and a tiara.

Instances of SCP-3490788-J always travel in groups.
Upon making eye contact with an instance SCP-3490788-J, each instance in the group will freeze in place and will turn to track the entity who made eye contact, this entity is now identified as SCP-3490788-1. This tracking will last for 1 minute, or until SCP-3490788-J-2 attempts to escape sight. They will then approach SCP-3490788-J-2 and repeatedly punch them with extreme force, causing intense pain but no sign of trauma or damage. after 30 seconds, they will stop punching and back away. The instance wearing red mittens will then punch SCP-3490788-J-2 who will then burst into laughter. Every entity then holds their hands to their sides for one second, then in synchronised action, will pull out "finger guns" at SCP-3490788-J-2 who will immediately die, showing no sign of damage. Each instance suddenly de-manifests lasting for 10 seconds, before re-manifesting in a different location
During the attack, the instances will occasionally stop for a few seconds while shouting meaningless sentences at the victim, and each in sync after the victim expires.

Noted voice lines :
MEDIC!
HELP NOW!
HELP ME!
Put Dispenser here.
Put Sentry here.
The Burning you feel? It is MEDIC!
-Friendly humming- Come sing with me!

Addendum 3497088-a
The SCP-3490788-J group was discovered by a local civilian in ██████, ██████, they attempted to outrun the group but was immediately caught and killed. The attack was caught on camera but the footage shows the victim being a young male of Boston descent in a blue shirt. The group re-manifested near Site-██ and were quickly detained and experimented on for weaknesses.

Addendum 3497088-b
A wounded civilian was searching for a hospital with no avail. A group of SCP-3497088-J manifested near the civilian, each one holding a "sandvich", which was thrown at the civilian gently. Each "sandvich" immediately disappeared upon contact with the civilian, and the wounds were healed, the group then engaged in a Russian Kick dance around the civilian, who hesistated for a second, then engaged in the dance with the same skill as the entities. This dance lasted for 1 hour without signs of weakness until the entities ran away in different directions.
Notes : this behaviour is common towards wounded beings and the entities show now signs of aggression.

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