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anomalous item
Item description: a blue ballpoint pen, when dropped from 0.5m and above will teleport to a random area in the facility
date of recovery: 20██-██-██
location of recovery: ███████████ Perth WA
current status: missing. last seen on researcher Dr. stroud's desk
notes:Dr stroud Where the hell did that thing go?
914 stuff
Name: Dr. Stroud
Date: ██/██/20██
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