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anomalous item
Item description: a blue ballpoint pen, when dropped from 0.5m and above will teleport to a random area in the facility
date of recovery: 20██-██-██
location of recovery: ███████████ Perth WA
current status: missing. last seen on researcher Dr. stroud's desk
notes:Dr stroud Where the hell did that thing go?
914 stuff
Name: Dr. Stroud
Date: ██/██/20██
Total Items:
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Output:
a still image from an attack by SCP-XXXX on D-9146
Item #: SCP-XXXX [aka. robot chicken]
Object Class: euclid
Special Containment Procedures: scp XXXX is located in site-19 and to be sealed in a standard medium size containment cell with a Microsoft Toughbook with a copy of Microsoft word. every 2-3 weeks 2 class-D personnel need to feed, clean, create a new word document and in some cases replace the laptop for scp-XXXX.
Description: Scp-XXXX is a creature resembling the domestic chicken (Gallus gallus domesicus), measuring 1.63 metres with black legs measuring 0.5m , an orange spherical body, wings in the shape of flattened hemispheres,
a white and orange neck measuring 50 centimetres, a white oval like head and has no feathers but has a smooth texture similar to that of a velvety feel.
scp-XXXX was originally recovered from an abandoned office building of unknown origin in ███████████ New York USA after reports of 3 missing people in the area and a public attack by SCP-XXXX on a violent gang in ███ █████, class A amnesiacs were administered to all witnesses.
Scp-XXXX is capable of basic human English with a gravely male voice, an indeterminate accent and at random points will burst into maniacal laughter.
Scp-XXXX is capable of using computers and will use its wings to push random buttons on the keyboard typing semi-readable sentences. When asked scp-XXXX replies with that it is doing "work".
When scp-XXXX is angered due to verbal or physical abuse it will lift a "face-plate" used as a protective shield to keep dust and other external objects from causing any damage revealing a set of weapons including miniature circular saws measuring 6.858 centimetres in diameter and modified 9mm smg's to fit into the head, and kill/injure the abuser, when bodies were investigated it shows that there were multiple shredding wounds and a [REDACTED] system implanted in the chest area. it is still unknown what this is used for.
SCP-XXXX has the capability to infect any electronic device with a contagious computer virus (now designated as scp-XXXX-1)capable of completely deactivating and in some cases combustion of the device and can travel through electric currents, in case of a breach by SCP-XXXX-1 MTF MU-4 (aka. "Debuggers") is to be called to contain the virus.
Scp-XXXX's diet includes bird seed bread crumbs and motor oil it is unknown where the food goes but research shows the use of a thermal camera that it may be incinerated.
INTERVIEW-XXXX-A
Interviewed: SCP-XXXX
Interviewer: Dr. ███████
Foreword: scp-XXXX and Dr. ███████ are seated in an interview room both shielded by a layer of bullet-proof glass.
<Begin Log,>
Dr. ███████: hello
scp-XXXX: Where am i?
Dr. ███████: This is an interview room i just want to ask some questions.
SCP-XXXX: okay, i'm always up for questions!
Dr. ███████: okay, first question, who made you?
SCP-XXXX i have been programmed not to answer that question.
Dr. ███████: alright next question, what is chicken tech inc.?
SCP-XXXX: it's the big tall building! you know the one that goes past the clouds?
Dr. ███████: lets just do some checks on that.
another researcher enters the room and hands Dr. ███████ a note
Dr. ███████: we did some checks and it shows that chicken tech inc. doesn't exist.
SCP-XXXX: what are you talking about?
<End Log>
Closing Statement: we still have no idea what chicken tech is and where it is, this is most likely a figment of SCP-XXXX's imagination or possibly hard coded into SCP-XXXX.
EXPERIMENT-XXXX-1
foreword: D-9146 is escorted to SCP-XXXX's containment cell while researchers oversee from a viewing station
D-9146: okay what do i do now?
researcher Now do you see SCP-XXXX?
D-9146: Umm you mean the chicken thing?
researcher: yes now please approach SCP-XXXX
D-9146: I-is it safe?
researcher: Yes now approach SCP-XXXX
D-9146 approaches SCP-XXXX cautiously
SCP-XXXX hello!
D-9146: oh shit! I didn't know you could speak.
SCP-XXXX yeah! why?
D-9146: well, you're a chicken! chickens dont talk.
researcher: D-9146 please read the note in your pocket
D-9146 reaches into his left pocket and pulls out a folded piece of paper
D-9146 proceeds to read the paper
D-9146: wait you want me to do that?
researcher: if you do not comply you will be terminated
D-9146: I-I don't know what this thing can do, you sure?
researcher: You have ten seconds to comply.
D-9146 hesitates before kicking over SCP-XXXX
SCP-XXXX stands back up and regaining its' balance
SCP-XXXX: Attack detected. engaging in self defence protocol.
SCP-XXXX proceeds to lift its faceplate and launches one of its circular saws cutting off D-9146's left arm
D-9146: oh fuck, my arm! shit aaaaaggghh, help!
D-9146 runs to the containment cell door attempting to escape before being shot down by SCP-XXXX
SCP-XXXX lowers its faceplate returning to its passive state.
<end log>
the clearest shot of SCP-XXXX during experiment log XXXX-1
image created by me
made for the scp channel in the bearded expense discord server
page created by pootzilla #0437
Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: euclid
Special Containment Procedures:
SCP-XXXX is to be locked in a large sized anomalous humanoid storage area containing grass flooring and a building consisting of standard clay forged bricks with 1 standard size doorway and an opening 3x5 meters in size with a minimum overall dimension of 4x4x4 meters and a maximum dimension of 19x19x19 meters
Description:
SCP-XXXX is a humanoid entity resembling a white balding man of indeterminate age and ethnicity, the anomalous effects of SCP-XXXX occur when a person or other sentient being attempts to identify or observe SCP-XXXX in which SCP-XXXX will manifest within the minimum distance needed to become unidentifiable continued experiments to identify SCP-XXXX are located in the experiment log
| item used to identify | results |
|---|---|
| foundation issue DSLR camera | SCP-XXXX shown to be blurred and pixelated |
| cell-content | cell-content |
| cell-content | cell-content |
NOTE this is a joke scp made up of all the overdone cliches found here
Item #: SCP-XXXX-j
Object Class: apollyon
Special Containment Procedures:
SCP-XXXX-J is to be sealed airtight in a 30x30x30m containment cell lined with titanium and lead and to be guarded by no less than 5 armed guards armed with ntw-20 anti-material rifles.
description:
SCP-XXXX-J is a 30cmx30cmx30cm wooden cube that currently indestructible and cannot be broken by any means
SCP-XXXX-J was discovered in an ancient Mayan tomb in Peru buried 300m underground and encased in a box filled with jewels. carbon dating shows the cube to be over 20,000 years old.
SCP-XXXX-J's anomalous properties show when a user touches SCP-XXXX-J and memetic anomalies include, feeling the urge to fight the foundation, insanity and being sexually attracted to the cube.
SCP-XXXX-J has the capability of speech and speaks in a dark and evil tone and constantly mumbles incoherently. if any person engages in a conversation with SCP-XXXX-J it will proceed to tell the user that it is powerful enough to destroy the planet and has shown that by sinking the country of Hawaii.
any and all personnel are to do what SCP-XXXX-J says anybody who says otherwise is to be terminated immediately.
SCP-XXXX-J has the ability to open portals to other dimensions and has shown that by opening a portal to a dimension where everything is burning and often sends D-class personnel to random dimensions
SCP-XXXX-J can "refine" objects similarly to SCP-914 as any item placed on top of SCP-XXXX-J will be "refined" into a better version of its original form
SCP-XXXX-J has also been the cause of the Indian ocean tsunami as SCP-XXXX-J was recorded shaking and causing sizemic waves in the surface of the indian ocean
