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Item #: SCP_3456

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-3456 is to NEVER be turned on or driven by any personnel under any means. SCP-3456 having gas in the tank or any personnel putting gas in the tank is strictly prohibited. SCP-3456 is to be kept is a 5m x 5m x 5m square concrete room with a steel garage door on the southern wall and is to be housed at Site-████. The keys to SCP-3456 are to be kept in a SCP-3456 is only to be entered by personnel with Level 3 clearance and above. Yearly upkeep is to be started and completed on January 5th with any and all issues or updates written and placed alongside the keys. Any personnel attempting to drive SCP-3456 are to be terminated.

Description: SCP-3456 is a light blue 2006 Kia Spectra LX with the Pennsylvania license plate number ████. SCP-3456 has a gray cloth interior and despite being directly from the factory, the AC unit does not function. SCP-3456 does not have any anomalous properties until driven. Unlike the typical car that drives around the Earth, SCP-3456 causes the Earth to change its axis and rotate itself in order to accommodate the direction and speed of the vehicle. Currently, the world rotates east at the equator at roughly one thousand miles per hour. In an instance of SCP-3456 being driven west, the world would then halt its movement and cause the one thousand mile per hour winds to uproot anything in its path all around the globe. With relative ease, if SCP-3456 were to be driven, the polar ice caps would melt, cataclysmic earthquakes and hurricanes would engulf the globe resulting in a XK-Class end-of-the-world scenario.

SCP-3456’s location and date of creation was forewarned by SCP-████ and was instantly retrieved by Foundation personnel via flatbed truck and placed into containment at Site-████ in the prebuilt containment cell.