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rating: 0+x
Item#: XXXX
Level3
Containment Class:
safe
Secondary Class:
none
Disruption Class:
vlam
Risk Class:
caution


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SCP-XXXX.

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be locked in a standard anomalous objects locker. Testing with SCP-XXXX is suspended following Incident XXXX/1.

Description: SCP-XXXX refers to a brass syringe, with "EXTRATERRESTRIAL EXCURSIONS: NATIVE CULTURE INITIATOR" engraved on the side, filled with a liquid chemically similar to isopropyl alcohol. Subjects who receive injections by means of SCP-XXXX will have certain long-term memories exchanged with the memories of an unknown entity, hereafter referred to as SCP-XXXX-1, for exactly 18 minutes. Subjects' lost memories are typically emotionally significant, such as arrest dates, weddings, or the birth of a child. SCP-XXXX will refill with as much liquid as was injected after testing by means of numerous thaumaturgical runes located on SCP-XXXX's top.

Post-injection blood samples show elevated levels of B-lymphocytes, lead, and platelets, which subside after memory replacement. Testing, however, shows no correlation between effect severity and the volume of injection.

Recovery Log: SCP-XXXX was recovered near Hoboken, New Jersey, following police reports of a drifter who reportedly injected themselves with copious amounts of heroin. Following the death of the drifter due to lead poisoning, Foundation personnel recovered SCP-XXXX from Hoboken PD evidence files. Related documentation is attached below.

Abridged Testing Log

Test #: 1

Target: D-62891

Result: D-62891 reports lacking the ability to properly describe the Earth's appearance. Gained memories include being ridiculed by several non-humanoid figures, on a gas-giant like planet, while holding a pamphlet. Upon the pamphlet is a crude drawing of Earth, accompanied by an unknown script.

Test #: 3

Target: D-41732

Result: Lost memories include being incarcerated for five counts of grand theft auto and 2 counts of assault with a Glock 17. D-14732 reports seeing views of deep space, including the Andromeda galaxy along with a control panel, before the memory is returned.

Test #: 4

Target: D-13192

Result: Lost memories include the method of loading and firing a gun, as well as D-13192's robbery of a bank. D-13192. D-13192 reports Earth quickly approaching in front of him, as fire begins to form in his peripheral vision. In addition, D-13192 developed claustrophobia, for the duration of the test.

Test #: 14

Target: D-89156

Result: Lost memories include the unauthorized assault of another D-Class during recreational periods. D-89156 reports seeing a farmhouse in the near distance. Of note is the supposed body transformation D-89156 underwent, claiming she noticed her feet to be avian in nature, with a prehensile reptilian tail on her torso. This test marked the first time any sense aside from sight was present, with D-89156 smelling fire and feeling grass underfoot.

Test #: 24

Target: D-24137

Result: Lost memories include surrendering himself to the police following the pickpocketing of four wallets. D-24137 reports walking down an unfamiliar street. Street signs found in the memory suggest it takes place in present-day Hoboken, New Jersey. D-24137 also stated fondly remembering the "weapon on his torso." D-24137 reported feelings of unfamiliarity with the city, despite being born in the greater New Jersey area. The memory ended abruptly upon entering a local bank.

Note: Attached is a newspaper clipping concerning Incident XXXX/1.

THE HOBOKEN HERALD

THE LIGHTHOUSE OF HOBOKEN

NEW JERSEY, NEW YORK MARCH 7TH, 2019 $1.25 - NO REFUNDS

STRANGE SCOUNDREL STRIKES CITY SAFES

BANKS WORRIED, MUCH LOST

By David Pollock

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The Premier Hoboken Bank, one of 6.

Most of downtown Hoboken's major banks are reeling following a rash of recent robberies, during which approximately 13 million dollars were stolen from 6 different banks.

Eyewitnesses report seeing a "middle aged, ragged man" wearing a "dirty brown trenchcoat" and with "six faces, a tail, and arms" enter the bank. The suspect pulled out a heavily modified revolver on all six occasions, according to police. Despite the violent nature of the crime, eyewitnesses from five robberies report hearing nothing from the suspect, except for "growling." Contrary to this testimony, during the first robbery, the suspect reportedly handed out 4,361 dollars to patrons of the bank. Eyewitnesses state they heard "Thank you, god bless America, I'm not buying booze with this," be said by the suspect, in a Southern accent. It is currently unknown whether this behavior was consistent among each robbery. Police advise residents to avoid going to the bank if possible, and to remain inside until the robber is caught. If you received money from the suspect, or if you have relevant information, please contact the Hoboken PD.





Note: Following this incident, the suspect, now assumed to be SCP-XXXX-1, turned themselves over to the Hoboken Police Department. After spending approximately 12 minutes in a holding cell, SCP-XXXX-1 dematerialized following it being shined upon by an unknown spotlight-like light source, leaving behind 41,761 dollars in cash, and the clothes it was wearing. A single sticky note was left in the room, which is attached below. Hoboken PD members were administered Class A amnestics.

OFFICIAL REVIEW SLIP OF EXTRATERRESTRIAL EXCURSIONS
PULSAR RATING: 1981/1981 pulsars.
ADDITIONAL COMMENTS:
Great relaxation trip.
Really liked how probe let me live amongst savage natives.
Understand exotic culture, very nice.