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Item # SCP-1337-J
Object Class: Safe KETER
Special Containment Procedures: A 1M x 1M x 1M Box of %100 Percent Pure Gold At 2MM Thick Is To Surround SCP-1337-J At All Times
Description: SCP-1337-J Is A IMB Personell Computer With The Words LEET on it.
This Computer (When Supplied With Enough Power Through A Standard US Plug) Will Remain On,
And If Its NOT Connected to A Internet Source (Through a Ethernet Plug on the Rear of The Computer) It Will Instead Show WAITING FOR SIGNAL.
When SCP-1337-J Is Connected To The Internet SCP-1337-J Will Shut Off For Aprox 2.5 Seconds =, Turn Back On And then Play A Dialup Tone,
After ██ To ██ Minutes It Will Show A Loading Bar Saying PRESS ANY KEY TO BEGIN
When Any Key Is Pressed The Loading Bar Then Proceeds To Say The Following:
Timestamp
00:00 | Enter Key Pressed
00:00-00:02 | Screen Show's BEGINNING PROCEDURE
00:02-00:08 | Screen Show's LOADING FILES…
00:08-██:██ | Screen Show's SCANNING…
██:██-██:██ | Screen Show's ACHIVEING LIFE
At ██:██ The Computer Crashes And Does Not Boot Until The Internet Plug Is Taken Out
Addendum: It Is Theroisied That If SCP-1337-J Does Not Crash It Wo-
SCP-1337-J Finishes Loading And Begins to Show A Timer At ██ And Counting down At 1 Per Second, A Site Lockdown Is Engaged And All Personell Are Evacuated To Bomb Shelters.
SCP-1337-J's Timer Hits 0 And Then A-
DATA CORRUPT
