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Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Euclid Safe

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX-1 is to be stored in a vacuum desiccator. To minimise the risk of possible infection to staff handling SCP-XXXX-1 it is advised the container be kept within a temperature range of 36.1-37.2oC, with silica gel utilised to keep contact with atmospheric water vapour to a minimum. Should the temperature fall outside of the stated range, or should the vacuum be compromised, SCP-XXXX-1 should be kept at temperatures below 4oC with medical grade sanitizers utilized to combat accumulated SCP-XXXX-2 until regular containment parameters are once again restored.

Due to the potential environmental hazard posed by SCP-XXXX-1 any containment location must be situated away from large bodies of water. Any individual(s) attempting to remove SCP-XXXX-1 from containment without prior clearance should be detained by armed personnel. If individual(s) succeed in removing SCP-XXXX-1 from its containment facility field agents authorised in use of deadly force will be assigned to reacquire SCP-XXXX-1 with top priority.

Following exposure to SCP-XXXX-1 or treatment with SCP-XXXX-2 all individuals in question are to receive psychological evaluation and their movements documented for the week following exposure. Amnestics approved for use if symptomatic behavioural patterns exhibited.

Following treatment with SCP-XXXX-2, patients must receive repeat transfusions once weekly of a volume equal to or greater than the original dosage.

Due to results of test SCP-XXXX-D, all staff with security clearance level 4 or higher must not come into direct contact with either SCP-XXXX-1 or SCP-XXXX-2 unless in the incidence of time critical medical emergency when access to [Insert beneficial to health SCPs here] is not an option.

Description: SCP-XXXX-1 is an asymmetrical stone of approximate measurements 6x10x10cm or similar in size to an adult males fist. The main body of SCP-XXXX-1 is smooth in texture, tapering to a blunt point at its base, three crystals of length 6cm, 7cm and 5cm extend upwards from the top of SCP-XXXX-1 in a triangular formation. The main body of SCP-XXXX-1 is maroon in colour, whilst each of the crystals are of a vermilion colouration.

On contact with liquid water SCP-XXXX-1 will transmute said body of water into human blood of type O Rhesus Negative. Any blood transmuted through the use of SCP-XXXX-1 is designated SCP-XXXX-2.

  • Test Log SCP-XXXX-A: Volume
    • Atmospheric Water Vapour:
      • SCP-XXXX-1 placed in dehumidified room with the humidity slowly raised to 60%, normal summer humidity for ███████, over ten minutes. As atmospheric humidity reaches 45% SCP-XXXX-1 develops droplets of condensation upon its surface. The condensation presented with a bright red colour, pooling on the table around SCP-XXXX-1. Testing revealed to be non-viable volume of SCP-XXXX-1. Retesting at a temperature range of 36.1-37.2 (nominal temperature range of the human body), the volume of SCP-XXXX-1 collected was found to be viable.
      • Time to total Transmutation: Instantaneous.
    • 1 Litre:
      • SCP-XXXX-1 submerged in container containing 1 litre of deionised water. Instantaneous transmutation occurred with water initially making direct contact with SCP-XXXX-1. As SCP-XXXX-2 diffused away from the surface of SCP-XXXX further transmutation of deionised water into SCP-XXXX-2 could occur.
      • Time to Total Transmutation: 10 minutes.
      • NB: Upon being fully submerged in water SCP-XXXX will naturally gravitate towards resting upright on its base.
    • 10 Litres:
      • SCP-XXXX submerged in container of 10 litres of deionised water. Transmutation proceeded as per previous testing. Due to time spent stationary SCP-XXXX-2 volume forms clots, requiring further processing to produce a viable volume of SCP-XXXX-2 product. Retesting utilising a magnetic stirrer to allow continuous water movement not only decreased total transmutation time due to the continuous displacement of SCP-XXXX-2 and introduction of fresh deionised water to the surface of SCP-XXXX-1, but also discouraged clot formation leading to a greater yield of viable SCP-XXXX-2 product.
      • Time to Total Transmutation (stationary water): 60 minutes.
      • Time to Total Transmutation (magnetic stirrer): 5 minutes.
    • Addendum SCP-XXXX-A(1):
      • All other tests in category SCP-XXXX-A have been postponed due to difficulty of decontamination of equipment and storage disposal of large volumes of SCP-XXXX-2 product. Containment procedures updated due to environmental hazard posed by unchecked introduction of SCP-XXXX-1 to large bodies of water.
  • Test Log SCP-XXXX-B: Temperature
    • 36.1-37.2 Degrees Celsius:
      • Refer to Test Log SCP-XXXX-A.
    • Zero Degrees Celsius:
      • SCP-XXXX placed upon a block of 1 litre solid deionised water. Initial results as seen in atmospheric water vapour test during SCP-XXXX-A. Further transmutation reliant upon return of water to liquid state. SCP-XXXX-2 volume produced quickly coagulated due to exposure to temperatures far below the human bodies nominal range. No viable SCP-XXXX-2 volume formed.
      • Time to total transmutation: N/A
    • One Hundred Degrees Celsius:
      • SCP-XXXX-1 introduced to 1 Litre of boiling deionised water. Transmutation proceeded at an accelerated rate due to increased movement of water volume over the surface of SCP-XXXX-1. Boiling volume of SCP-XXXX-1 overflowing from the container and scalding the hand of a staff member. Catastrophic cellular damage of SCP-XXXX-2 volume present due to exposure to temperatures far exceeding the nominal range for the human body. 1 Litre of unviable SCP-XXXX-1 acquired.
      • Time to total transmutation: 1 minute.
  • Test Log SCP-XXXX-C: Different Liquids
    • Saline solution:
      • SCP-XXXX-1 was introduced to 1 litre of various saline solutions, ranging in salinity from 1% to 100% (fully saturated). Transmutation time showed no variation across the range of salinity. Water content present in the solutions was fully transmuted into 1 litre volume of unviable SCP-XXXX-2. Level of cellular damage due to osmosis of water from blood cells into surrounding plasma varied according to salinity of initial solution.
    • Addendum SCP-XXXX-C(1):
      • Range of commercially available consumable liquids tested. Below are most notable examples. For full range of consumables tested refer to Document: SCP-XXXX-████.
    • Orange Juice (Pulp present):
      • SCP-XXXX-1 was introduced to 1 litre of orange juice. Transmutation time was reduced due to reduced water content of solution. No viable volume of SCP-XXXX-2 was produced due to the citric acid content having reduced the pH outside of the human bodies nominal range, as well as the presence of a large volume of orange pulp. Retesting using pulp free juice found to produce higher volume of SCP-XXXX-2, however, the volume remains non viable due to the reduced pH of the solution. Testing revealed high levels citric acid, vitamin-c and other mineral content expected to be found within orange juice.
    • Coffee:
      • SCP-XXXX-1 was introduced to 1 litre of black coffee brewed from use of arabica beans. Acidity and temperature of final product outside of nominal range for the human body, combined with volume of coffee bean matter present, make acquired volume of SCP-XXXX-2 non-viable. Testing revealed presence of levels of caffeine expected from arabica beans.
    • Addendum SCP-XXXX-C(2):
      • Ability to enrich deionised water with medications or minerals prior to exposure to SCP-XXXX-1 indicated from test results.
    • Addendum SCP-XXXX-C(3):
      • Clearance for removal of piece of SCP-XXXX-1 approved by Dr. █████ for testing with liquids of extremes of pH. Dimensions of removed section of SCP-XXXX-1, hereby referred to as SCP-XXXX-1a, 1x0.1x0.5cm.
    • Acetic acid (Glacial):
      • SCP-XXXX-1a introduced to 1 litre of Acetic acid (Glacial, 24oC). Surface of SCP-XXXX-1a began vigorous effervescence immediately upon introduction to liquid, with complete dissolution occuring after 30 seconds. All volume of SCP-XXXX-2 produced during this time was broken down by the Acetic acid. Analysis of gas released gave a 60% CO2, 16% nitrogen and 14% █████. Analysis of the acetic acid revealed trace iron, carbon and █████ content.
    • Addendum SCP-XXXX-C(4):
      • Due to potential harm caused by different pH, test SCP-XXXX-C postponed until such a time as more samples of SCP-XXXX-1 can be attained.