Possum_Jake

Item Description: A white, quilted, coil mattress, measuring 135 cm by 190 cm. All tags meant for instruction or identification have an absence of text or symbols. All attempts to fit a fitted sheet onto the bed, regardless of dimensions of the sheet or number of personnel participating, will result in at least one corner failing to fit.
Date of Recovery: 01-19-2013
Location of Recovery: London, Ontario, Canada
Current Status: Permanent storage at Site-19.

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Item Description: A homemade personal computer tower optimized for video games. Feelings of uncontrollable extreme rage emerge whenever a user operating the computer loses, dies, or otherwise fails in a video game, no matter how minor or insignificant. These feelings subside within 10-20 minutes. Changes in peripherals (monitors, keyboards, etc.) do not alter the effect. However, changes in hardware to the tower itself neutralize the effect. Prior to neutralization, the computer had 30 games, though 19 were corrupted and rendered unplayable. Playable games were all localized in the Russian language, and were able to be re-localized to English with no issues.
Date of Recovery: 03-22-2016
Location of Recovery: Apartment of █████ ████████ in Moscow, Russia, following an extremely violent rage event by █████ ████████.
Current Status: Available for recreational use at Site-19. Neutralized following a destructive rage event by Junior Researcher █████, resulting in the injury of 3 personnel and damage to the computer's CPU. As replacement or modification to the computer's tower prevents manifestation of the effect, the anomalous effects of the item are no longer able to manifest. Item currently is in storage at Site-19.