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Depiction of SCP-XXXX with an hypothetical article

Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX must be kept in a titanium container and wrapped in CSAFE wrapper no less than 9 centimetres thick. SCP-XXXX must be closed in a triple lock door safe and no personnel are to enter without a third of O5 command approval any personnel that attempt to read SCP-XXXX must be terminated immediately. Four (4) guards are to be guarding SCP-XXXX no more, no less. Guards must change shift every thirty (30) minutes after four (4) shifts a new unit of guards must start their shift. The squad of guards must be equipped with 4.6x30mm Heckler & Koch MP7s and a 35-mile two-way Cobra Walkie Talkies.

Description: SCP-XXXX is an 1889 Wall Street Journal newspaper. The origin of this newspaper article is unknown.

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