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Item #: SCP-###-J
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-###-J is to be contained in a 5x5x2 meter containment cell on Site-19. No personnel under the security clearance level 3 are permitted to use and/or interact with SCP-###-J (unless testing is in progress). At least 2 armed guards must be in front of SCP-###-J's containment cell, both having infrared goggles. In the case of a containment breach, all personnel must immediately leave Site-19 until SCP-###-J is contained.
Description: SCP-###-J was found at ██████, Germany on the ██,██,2002 in a warehouse owned by ████ Inc. after reports of "stuff falling on their own" and a lotta gays most of the male staff becoming homosexual.
SCP-###-J is invisible to the human eye, but can be seen on infrared cameras. In infrared, SCP-###-J seems to be a floating round item, presumably made of [DATA REDACTED]. When SCP-###-J comes in contact with the skin of a male, the subject becomes homosexual. This effect doesn't happen instantly. Subjects that have near-missed collision with SCP-###-J have said "Miss me with that gay shit.". It is yet unknown why subjects say this.
This seems to be the "gay shit" the internet is talking about. - Dr. Bright
