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Item #: SCP - xxxx
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: SCP- xxxx Is contained at hangar 3 at site-xx-xx and must maintain a connection to a large swimming pool at the depositing end of SCP-xxxx. Video surveillance must be maintained at all times on the bottom and top of SCP-xxxx.
SCP-xxxx does not need any power or plumbing connections to function and must be kept under guard by no less than four lvl-1 clearance personnel at each entrance and exit to hangar 3 and undergo weekly inspections by lvl-2 clearance personnel to ensure the structural integrity of SCP-xxxx is still secure. Per orders from 05-Counsel, all future testing is to be postponed until further notice.
Description: SCP-xxxx is a typical stair accessed winding water slide, as seen in the picture -. SCP has been continuously producing water from the output jets at the top where individuals would sit before heading down the slide, however no water has ever been seen to come out from the bottom end of the slide. Where this water comes from and goes is unknown and SCP-xxxx is presumed to possess extrademensional properties. Attempting to climb up the slide has been met with failure due to all sides of the tubes becoming increasingly more slippery. Subjects who go down the slide never come back out at the bottom and are presumed missing. See experiment records for more information.
The water slide and attached staircase exhibit indestructible behavior and cannot be dismantled by current methods. Any water gathered from the top of the slide quickly evaporates regardless of the type of container it is contained in with no signs of any water vapor following evaporation. Attempting to drink the water has been described as feeling like it disappears before it reaches one's stomach.
Discovery: SCP-xxxx was originally located on the outskirts of Davenport, Iowa and part of the water park known as Wacky Waters before it closed in 2006. SCP-xxxx came into Foundation hands and transported to hangar 3 via chinook airlift following the incident of 04/13/xxxx. The incident in question is the death of Jason xxxxxxx. A 9 year old boy whose last known weight was recorded at 92 pounds and diagnosed with obesity. His personality was described as “always happy” and well mannered. Jason climbed the steps of the waterslide multiple times that day to go down the slide repeatedly telling his parents that it was “the best water slide ever”.
On his final trip down the slide Jason passed away from a pulmonary embolism, autopsy revealed his death was instant. The park employee that was on watch for the top of the slide that day was questioned about the boy by local authorities. The employee stated that Jason looked super exhausted and stumbling as he came up the final steps but that Jason told him he was “ok” and “it is my last one anyways”. Park visitors at the bottom of the slide noticed his limp body come out of the slide and remained unmoving in the pool where some of the visitors pulled his body onto the sidewalk nearby and called the emergency services. The water slide was immediately closed for a week during investigations by local policy.
Anomalous behavior was first recorded the following week during routine testing with the parks opening staff. An employee had noticed that the top of the slide was generating water from the output jets yet the plumbing was not engaged yet. After drawing the attention of the rest of the staff they had noticed no water was coming out of the bottom and that one of the employees decided to go down the slide to try to understand what was happening. The employees body was never recovered and park staff notified authorities which quickly came to The Foundations attention. All park employees and local authorities involved were given amnestics and a story that an employee had fallen from the top of the slide and that his body was beyond recognition was deployed to the public.
Experiment Logs: Following tests have been conducted by Dr. Whinesbrook whom has level-3 clearance. Casualties include three Class-D personnel. Communications and monitoring is done through an observation deck overlooking SCP-xxxx inside of hangar 3.
Addendum: In the last xx years since acquiring SCP-xxxx nothing has come out of the bottom of the slide. Dr. Whinesbrook has put in a request for additional testing using improved robotic surveillance. Request pending.
Addendum: SCP-xxxx may need to have mild mind-altering effects added to its description as all test subjects have at some point said the phrase “This is the best water slide ever”. Further testing is required.
