The Foundation Official Handbook 3rd edition
Spacial, Temporal and Dimensional Anomalies
Pg.1291/Chapter-67 - Anomalous Free Ports
An (in)complete list of extradimensional locations of interest.
The Foundation has been aware for some time of a number of locations outside of baseline realities. The majority of these are of little consequence, often being contained as part of another SCP object, or as an object in their own right. Nexuses are also a concept familiar to most in the Foundation, especially those from Boring, Oregon or Sloth's Pit, Wisconsin, both of which are nexuses in baseline reality.
Where these two concepts overlap however, is a very special sort of location. These anomalous free ports are usually only tangentially connected to baseline reality, and are extremely difficult to contain. Most personnel from Site-64 and the surrounding area will recognise the name "Three Portlands," however it may come as a surprise to some to know that it is only one of many such locations. To better aid Foundation personnel interacting with these locations, a brief list of some larger such locations has been compiled below, along with descriptors and access points.
NAME: Three Portlands
ACCESS POINTS: Portland, Maine / Portland, Oregon / Isle of Portland, UK
KNOWN GoI's: Anderson Robotics, Chicago Spirit, Unusual Incidents Unit, (formerly) Promethius Labs, Church of Maxwellism
ACCESS STATUS: The Foundation is unable to freely enter the city, and must collaborate with the UIU in order to gain open access.
DESCRIPTION: Three Portlands is a conglomerate city comprised of the cultures of its three constituent cultures. It is notable for its poor weather and dense population.
NAME: Backdoor Soho
ACCESS POINTS: Soho, New York
KNOWN GoI's: Are We Cool Yet?, Unusual Incidents Unit
ACCESS STATUS: The Foundation is unable to freely enter the city, and must collaborate with the UIU in order to gain open access. Weapons are not permitted within the location.
DESCRIPTION: Backdoor Soho is similar to Soho, NYC only in so far as it is spacially adjacent to it. Culture and architecture is similar between the two, however the influence of the large anart community that gave rise to the location can easily be seen.
NAME: Hy-Brasil
ACCESS POINTS: Atlantic ocean west of Ireland
KNOWN GoI's: Marshall, Carter & Dark, Global Occult Coalition, (formerly) Prometheus Labs, The Serpent's Hand, GRU Division-P, Office for the Reclamation of Islamic Artifacts
ACCESS STATUS: Containment Site-03 is located in Hy-Brasil.
DESCRIPTION: Hy-Brasil formerly held the same position in the anomalous community that Three Portlands currently does, until a colossal aquamorph attacked the city in 1988. The city has never recovered from the incident.
NAME: The Wanderer's Library
ACCESS POINTS: Multi-universal
KNOWN GoI's: The Serpent's Hand, The Black Queen
ACCESS STATUS: MTF Sigma-3 ("Bibliographers") has been assigned to all operations within the Wanderer's Library. All other access is prohibited.
DESCRIPTION: The Wanderer's Library is a library known to contain the significant majority of all books and writings in the multiverse.
NAME: Eurtec
ACCESS POINTS: Most major cities in Europe
KNOWN GoI's: Servants of the Silicon Nornir (GOC member), Anderson Robotics, Oneiroi, Alexylva University, Chicago Spectre, (formerly) Promethius Labs, The Black Queen, Church of Maxwellism
ACCESS STATUS: Foundation access is blocked by the Global Occult Coalition, and therefore does not have direct access to the city.
DESCRIPTION: Eurtec presents itself as the official paracity of the future. It is a hub of anomalously advanced technology, often found to be decades in advance of anywhere else on Earth.
NAME: The Utterly Bazaar
ACCESS POINTS: The Wanderer's Library, others change regularly
KNOWN GoI's: Marshall, Carter and Dark, Herman Fuller's Circus of the Disquieting, others implicated
ACCESS STATUS: All access locations are heavily guarded, and no member of the Foundation is permitted entry. All information comes from external sources.
DESCRIPTION: At least partially resembles 19th century England, the Utterly Bazaar is a multiversal location similar to the Wanderer's Library that acts as a marketplace for objects not found in one's home reality. Most shops are wooden stalls, however some permanent establishments have been confirmed to exist.
NAME: Japan Underground
ACCESS POINTS: Various Japanese cities
KNOWN GoI's: IJAMEA, Marshall, Carter, and Dark, Are We Cool Yet?
ACCESS STATUS: The Foundation is unable to freely enter the city, as entrances are all well hidden or under IJAMEA protection.
DESCRIPTION: One of several names for a city within an extradimensional space accessible via an unknown number of locations throughout Japan. It is believed that Japan originally contained a high number of individual extradimensional spaces, however their high number and concentration caused them combine into a singular location consisting of multiple geographical and gravitional anomalies.
Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: Two servings of mushroom soup containing SCP-XXXX are to be contained in Site-34's cold storage wing. Once a week, these servings are to be prepared and consumed by Class D personnel, who are then instructed to replicate the dish, in order to prevent spoilage and loss of the SCP-XXXX sample.
If any food or drink items containing SCP-XXXX are to be quarantined for two weeks, at which point the remains may be disposed of at the discretion of containment staff. All efforts are to be made to ensure that dishes that may carry SCP-XXXX are found and contained.
Description: SCP-XXXX is a gustatory memetic hazard, that modifies the flavour and appearance of any food or drink item that it is introduced to. Any food or drink item that contains SCP-XXXX is described as tasting "cold" and "bright" variously, and is theorised to be a part of a sixth food group. Individuals who taste SCP-XXXX (now classified as SCP-XXXX-1) are capable of reproducing the flavour, regardless of previous culinary ability, or ingredients used.
Dishes containing SCP-XXXX take on a light-diffracting property, often displaying various sections of the visible spectrum along their surfaces. These dishes also contain a minor visual cognitohazard which increases the saturation of colours from the perspective of the observer. This does not take effect over recordings, or when dishes containing SCP-XXXX have left visual range.
SCP-XXXX was created by the Ambrose Restaurant (GoI-116) in order to diversify the flavours offered to patrons. Since it's initial discovery during the raid by Mobile Task Force Lambda-14 ("One Star Reviewers") on 08/11/20██ of a Location of Interest operated by Ambrose, there have been █ incidents involving the appearance of SCP-XXXX.
Document recovered from LoI within Three Portlands by UIU operatives, conceded to MTF Lambda-14 to aid in further investigations on GoI-116 (The Ambrose Restaurant) by the Foundation.
Ambrose
Welcome to our Three Portlands restaurant, please enjoy your meal!
Starters:
Derby Dash Dumplings: Contains eight dumplings, each chosen by one of Three Portlands' home derby teams!
Jurassic Paté: Crushed dino liver direct from the city's Jurassic Quarter! (Half price during Allosaur infestations)
Seance Soup: Our famous blue soup can have you dining with your relatives, even if you've never seen them alive! Only one serving per person, ghost dining menu available on request.
UIU Signature: A thaumaturgically enhanced plate of cheese and crackers, perfect to accompany witness interrogations!
Mains:
A Healthy Salad: It may look like a pile of warm veg, but thanks to innovations by a local anartist, it'll taste exactly like a cheeseburger!
Deer College Deer: A hearty venison steak, available for delivery on campus!
Fish and Chips: Celebrate the British heritage of Three Portlands with this classic dish. Choices of fish from at least three realities, depending on day to day availability.
ICSUT Dinner: Changes weekly, ask your server!
Oily Salmon Pie: Greasy fish in fluffy pastry. Oils the joins of Anderson robots and Mekanite augmentations!
Ghost of Prometheus: Special sauce spaghetti, based on developments by the late Prometheus Labs food tech division!
Conceptual Curry: Like the shark that inspired its creation, this dish is the pure concept of a madras curry! Zero calories, and entirely transparent, ask your waiter to add it to another dish.
Chef's Choice: Changes weekly, ask your server!
Desserts:
Easter Frog's Eggs: rendered safe to eat by freezing and boiling, this delicious chocolate-like treat can be enjoyed year-round!
Midnight Cotton Candy: A dark treat, sure to tickle your insides! Exclusively available at all of our restaurants thanks to The Circus of the Disquieting, the Greatest Show in all the Worlds!
Rainy Day Souffle: Otherwise known as the everyday souffle, this chocolate and cheese combo dish is perfect for Three Portlands weather!
(check inbox for the actual initial concept, this is the storyline draft based off of the concept, put here for ease of sharing and access. Previously saved as a .txt, hence the odd formatting)
The Great Wizard informs the king that the Heart of the
World is dying, and that someone must cross beyond the veil
of reality to restore it.
—-
ADD A FEW SCENES OF AVERAGE DAY FOR LEWYS
A young man lies atop the verdant grass, watching the crows
circle overhead. He listens to their curious two-toned calls
the elders ascribed so much meaning to.
A guard calls out to "Lord Lewys," and the young man sighs
and gets up. He waves to him, and names as him Cpt. Bernard
"A message from your father, you're to go to the city of
Alexandra immediately. Gather your essentials for six days."
Lewys spends the night awake, writing parchments to all his
vassals with instructions to maintain the Dukedom of Rosetta
in his absense.
—-
\/ first day of the
The journey west is uneventful, the weather holds and no
wild beasts interfere with the convoy. It is as though the
gods themselves were urging him on towards whatever fate
would befall him at his fathers palace. Crows circled them
above, their call curiously familiar to Lewys today. One
curious tune played over every few minutes. Had he payed
attention to his teachers as a boy he would've been able to
identify the parts of the birdson.
They camped the first night of the peregrination at the foot
of a grand cliff, sheltered from the cold November night by
the stone on one side and thin forest on the other. Lewys
slept deep that night, in spite of the unconfortable bedding
—-
The second day boasted harsher winds, but little greater
threat to the carriages. Lewys reads for the majority of the
journey, only looking up when a crow lands on the window
ledge of his carriage. He stares at it, and it at him for a
moment, before it squawks at him, and flies off to join the
greater flock above.
Around midday, the capital comes into sight. and they rest
their horses on the hill. Cpt. Bernard joins Lewys at the
meal table. They talk about their oncoming arrival. Lewys
hasn't seen his father more than a dozen times since his
coronation.
They pack up camp, and are off again. More than ever there
are people on the road now, crowds getting ever more dense
as they approached the gate. A sharp word from the leading
guards parts the crowd, who watch with interest as the
convoy enters the city.
DESCRIPTORS ABOUT THE CITY (crucially, the palace is in the
middle, and they're approaching it)
They stop outside the palace steps, and after a few minutes
of the guards setting a safe perimeter, Lewys steps down
from the carriage and stretches. Less than a minute later,
the King himself emerges from the great decorated doors of
the palace, and hurries down the steps to greet his son.
They greet eachother, the King is visibly concerned, and
urges Lewys to join him and the Great Wizard in the private
office behind the throne room. Lewys is concerned by this
as well, as he has never seen his father anything other
than calm or irritated.
They retire to within the palace, with Cpt. Bernard and one
of the king's slate-faced guards. The King asks generic
questions regarding the welfare of his former dukedom. They
reach the office, and both guards wait at the door. Inside
is the Great Wizard, who greets Lewys sadly.
The Great Wizard explains the situation fully to Lewys, more
fully than he had with the king. He explains that they must
cross beyond the veil of reality, and to do that he must bring
Lewys to a nexus deep under the city. Grand Wizard does
weird wizardy woo, ontokinetic buggery. Chamber floor
opens up, revealing a stairway built into the back of the
throne.
They descend into the earth, far below the deepest warrens
of the city, and come to a chamber in the ground. The
chamber is circular, and larger than the throne room. Lewys
asks how long it's been there, the King says that it's been
there for longer than the city. The Great Wizard claps his
hands, and the chamber lights up with blue and red
energies. Lewys is instructed about what to expect, a very
different world where he will learn great truths about the
very nature of reality. He is warned that the experience
could very well break his mind, but his father has assured
the Great Wizard that Lewys can withstand the ordeal.
The King begins a speech to send off his son, apologising
for his cold demeanor throughout his life. He then says
that, on behalf of the three kingdoms of Kappa,
Maxwell and Anderson (link drop, readers like "holy shit")
he wishes his son luck on the quest. The Great Wizard
chips in to say that he will remain in contact throughout,
and he tells Lewys to listen to the crows, for they have
been watching far longer than we can remember.
Lewys feels something akin to falling asleep at an
accelerated pace, and his vision turns dark as reality
shifts and breaks around him.
—-
The ceiling is formed from a perfect sheet of clean, grey
stone, and is only a few feet above his head when
Lewys comes to his senses. he slowly stands, eyes fixed
on the room around him. It's square, and filled with black
wires and grey boxes on tables that are far duller than
any he has come across before. He tries to walk forwards
after standing, and discovers there's one of the black
ropes hanging from his head. He pulls it free, and looks
at it in his hand. After a second of confusion, he realises
his hand is made from metal.
He looks at himself properly, and does not see the
body of a prince, but instead one of metal bones, tied
together with white coils instead of muscles, and no
skin to speak of. He hears a voice inside his head:
the Great Wizard tells him to not be concerned, and
that his body is safe inside of "normal" reality. He
explains that this frame was created by Lewys'
ancestors for just such a mission. He then says to
approach one of the grey cubes from the dark side
Lewys does so, sitting on a chair made from strange,
light stone and plastic, and looks at the metal and
glass construct in front of him. In short order, the
icon of a crow appears in front of him, and spits out
some ones and zeroes. Lewys takes a moment to
think about his lessons, and almost instinctively
he translates it. "I am CROM."
INSERT DETAILS ABOUT THE VIRTUAL WORLD
POPULATION = TO 1450'S ENGLAND
CONVERSATION ABOUT HOW THE WORLD INSIDE
IS SHAGGED, BUT HINT THAT THE OUTSIDE IS
ALSO SHAGGED
CROM instructs Lewys to go outside, to another
building, where the reactor is stored CROM
will inform further there. Lewys departs into
a dilapidated corridor, and glances out of the
full length window, wondering how there can
be so much glass when the rest is so cheaply
lavished?
Outside, the sun burns a deep orange, and there
are no people or plants anywhere in sight. The
other buildings are large rectangles covered in
glass as well, and Lewys wonders again at how
very different this world is, where everything
is so dull and grey.
He descends the short steps towards the ground
floor, and turns to face the broken down door.
Grime and slime cover every surface of this floor,
and for a moment, Lewys is reticent to step past
the final stair. He remembers that his limbs are
not his own, and carefully skirts the exterior of
the hallway until he can reach the shattered
doorway, and he steps out into the intense light.
—-
Lewys climbs down the dank stairs, water pooled
at his feet with no moss or mold to consume it.
He hears a squawk from a machine on the wall,
and in his mind he hears CROM speak instructions
to him. He reaches the bottom, and sees an
ancient and rusting machine, impossibly complex
and thrumming with energy.
He approaches the machine, and CROM tells him
to find a power unit like the one sat in the center
of the machine, and directs Lewys to a wall panel.
Lewys approaches it cautiously, and pulls on the
handle. Inside there is one core, the others are
missing. He asks CROM how long it will last, it
will last 50 years, or simulated 250 years.
Lewys curses, and says it won't be enough. He
asks CROM where to find more power units.
CROM says the nearest place would be Site-19
Lewys asks how far it would be. CROM says it
would be two weeks by foot. Lewys debates
his next actions internally, and decides to make
the trip. He inserts the fuel rod and heads for
the exit.
Roll credits, I reckon.
Ayup Jeanne, how is?
I know we don't really speak much, 'specially by letter, but this is a pretty big thing, and I can't phone you for this. This is the letter that means I'm either dead, or you're meant to think I'm dead.
If you're reading this, you'll already know that I've kept the whole truth from you for quite some time. I've made the arrangements, you should know what I did for a living, how I stopped working for the Queen and started working for everyone, and you'll probably hear about how much of a hash I made of it all. Probably why they never put me in charge of anything major. Ah well, next time.
Anyway, I don't want to keep this going for longer than I have to, I guess I'll sign off by saying sorry. Guess you'll have to figure out how to bury me, if anything's left of me. Anyway, I'll leave you to it.
-Krona
Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object class: Keter Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: A perimeter of two kilometers is to be maintained around the SCP-XXXX village at all times. No SCP-XXXX individuals are to be allowed to cross this perimeter for any purpose, and are to be escorted back to the center of the containment zone. Medical supplies are to be made available as necessary to all SCP-XXXX individuals to prevent the creation of SCP-XXXX-1 instances. In the event that the creation of an SCP-XXXX-1 instance is inevitable, the individual is to be moved to an offsite containment facility and terminated before the end of the dormant period.
Any instance of SCP-XXXX located are to be terminated on sight. All reports of unusual entities in the Indochina region are to be thoroughly investigated for involvement of SCP-XXXX. Remains of SCP-XXXX entities are to be transported to Site-██ for further examination. All efforts should be made to locate an origin for SCP-XXXX entities, and either contain or neutralise it.
Currently, two SCP-XXXX entites are contained at Site-██, in standard hazardous animal containment cells. The cell SCP-XXXX-A is contained within has been fitted with automatic cleaning apparatus, which is activated once every two days. The cell SCP-XXXX-B is contained within has external soundproofing.
Description: SCP-XXXX refers to the formerly nomadic population of a village located near the Banghiang river in the south of Laos, with a population numbering (at last count) 166 individuals. The village is entirely cut off from surrounding villages. SCP-XXXX individuals exhibit no physical abnormalities or deviations from the baseline, however genetic testing has shown that individuals only share between 80% and 95% of human DNA. Matching DNA shows mixed Laotian and Russian heritage, suggesting that at some point in the past the population migrated south through Mongolia and China to their present location.
The SCP-XXXX population is notably atheist, however interviews suggest this was not always the case, see Addendum XXXX/C for further information.
SCP-XXXX individuals exhibit no anomalous properties until they reach the end of their natural lives (see Addendum XXXX/A), at which point they undergo a massive change in morphology, the exact nature of which is different for each individual. This process takes approximately sixteen hours, during which the individual is entirely unresponsive, and is suspended in a near-death state. If this process is allowed to complete, then the individual is reclassified as a SCP-XXXX-1 instance.
SCP-XXXX-1 instances are highly aggressive, attacking any living being on sight. SCP-XXXX-1 instances require a significant amount of damage (usually more than 40% of total mass) to be considered neutralised.
SCP-XXXX refers to a phenomenon affecting the region of Indochina, in which entities composed of human tissue manifest spontaneously. These entities are heavily heteromorphic, with some individuals having a near human morphology, and others more closely resembling other creatures. SCP-XXXX are highly aggressive, attacking any living being on sight. SCP-XXXX entities require a significant amount of damage (usually more than 60% of total mass) in order to neutralise.
The phenomenon has no known cause, however the possibility of a physical trigger existing has merit, as the center of appearances moves southwards by approximately 150 kilometers each year.
DNA testing on neutralised SCP-XXXX entites has consistently shown that the flesh they are comprised of comes from a human being with primarily Chinese and Russian DNA, with smaller proportions of Laotian, and an unknown source.
Two contained SCP-XXXX entites exist, designated SCP-XXXX-A and SCP-XXXX-B
SCP-XXXX-A is a quadruped, standing 1.9 meters in height at the shoulder, and weighing 210 kilograms. SCP-XXXX-A is notable for having no skin along its spine and legs, exposing flesh which bleeds constantly. When SCP-XXXX-A is unable to perceive a target, it remains stationary in the center of its containment chamber.
SCP-XXXX-B is a worm-like entity, approximately 3 meters long and weighing 150 kilograms. SCP-XXXX-B notably has no eyes, and locates targets based on echolocation. SCP-XXXX-B vocalises constantly, with a sound described as similar to that of a dog growling.
Addendum XXXX/A: Causes of death known for triggering the creation of an SCP-XXXX-1 instance.
| CAUSE OF DEATH |
OCCURRENCES |
| Heart disease |
5 |
| Cancer |
5 |
| Stroke |
3 |
| Organ failure |
3 |
| Infection |
3 |
| Age associated disease |
3 |
| Alzheimer's disease |
3 |
| Diabetes |
1 |
| Pneumonia |
1 |
Addendum XXXX/B: Discovery of SCP-XXXX's nature.
On 14/04/2008, Mobile Task Force Nu-5 ("Tarzans") encountered the nomadic tribe of SCP-XXXX while investigating the possible appearance of an SCP-XXXX-1 instance. After questioning, the nature of the tribe was determined, and provisional containment procedures were put in place. Interviews with SCP-XXXX individuals were sufficient to determine the actual nature of the associated anomaly, and current containment procedures were put in place. Following this event, SCP-XXXX's containment class was downgraded to Euclid.
Addendum XXXX/C: Interview with SCP-XXXX instances (before classification)
Interviewed: Kaew Amelin, SCP-XXXX individual (not yet classified)
Interviewer: Researcher Aden Smithe, lead on SCP-XXXX project at the time
Foreword: MTF Nu-5 was able to detain the entire population of SCP-XXXX easily, and they were held in Provisional Containment Zone XXXX, a clearing in a forested area with a perimeter of two kilometers. Researcher Smithe arrived within four hours of containment, and began this interview on arrival. The interview was conducted in Lao, and has been translated.
<Begin Log>
Researcher Smithe: Good afternoon, sorry for the delay.
Kaew Amelin: It is no bother, I hope your trip was pleasant.
Smithe: It was decent enough. I would like to ask you some questions, if you wouldn't mind answering them.
Amelin: If it is within my ability.
Smithe: Have you or your people ever had an encounter with an SCP-XXXX entity?
Amelin: Ah, you refer to our Curse.
Smithe: Your 'curse'? Could you elaborate?
Amelin: Yes, our curse has traveled with us ever since the frozen north. We are cursed not to die, but to bring death instead.
Smithe: What has cursed you in this way?
Amelin: We once called him our god, nunankansiaalapracao demanded us to bring harm, but we refused. And so they cursed us.
Smithe: I see. Could you tell me more about the nature of this curse?
Amelin: Our people do not die when our time comes. These creatures you call XXXX are our dead that we have left behind.
Smithe: This is why your people migrated south? To escape your own dead.
Amelin: That is correct, our fallen would kill us all if we did not move.
Smithe: So instead you allow them to kill others?
Amelin: We do not "allow" anything, we do not have the ability to kill our fallen, and so we flee from them.
Smithe: (in English) I believe we're done. (in Lao) Thank you for your time, Mr Amelin. You have my word that we will help you.
Amelin: Thank you.
<End Log>
Closing Statement: Two days following this interview, the decision was made to convert Provisional Containment Zone XXXX into a village for SCP-XXXX individuals, and containment was established. Using information directly from SCP-XXXX individuals, all extant SCP-XXXX-1 instances were tracked and neutralised.
Addendum XXXX/D: Examination of SCP-XXXX individuals
Subject: Kaew Amelin
Subject is visually indistinct from baseline humans with similar backgrounds. Notably, subject possesses a single runic letter tattooed along the length of their spine. When questioned, subject explained that it was "an old tradition, from when we still had gods."
Subject possesses 10% higher upper body strength and 20% higher lower body strength than that expected for an individual with similar levels of activity. Subject also possesses higher than normal visual acuity, and higher than average reaction speed.
Item #: XXXX
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX requires little containment action further than that already undertaken to conceal the presence of recognised groups of interest. Any staff of level 2 and above are permitted access to SCP-XXXX at any time, so long as this does not interfere with other work. A minimum of 300 staff must regularly interact with with SCP-XXXX in order to prevent the distribution of SCP-████. If at any time this is deemed infeasible by current containment procedures, the number of staff interacting with SCP-XXXX may be bolstered with properly briefed level 1 researchers, and supervised class-D personnel.
Description: SCP-XXXX is a wide area network that can be accessed from any computer connected to the SCP Foundation network, the Marshall Carter and Dark "Dark Web" infrastructure, or any similar closed network owned or operated by any group of interest recognised by the Foundation. This network contains a total of six pages, designated SCP-XXXX-A through SCP-XXXX-F.
Connection to SCP-XXXX is possible on any computer that is connected to any of these networks, regardless to whether conditions should prevent them from doing so.
All SCP-XXXX pages are connected, and work together to form a strategy simulation game, taking place in a replica of Earth as it was approximately 335 million years ago. Each GoI has a percentage of control over the virtual landmass, determined partially by the number of players, and the actions of those players. Currently, the Foundation controls the most landmass, followed by the Global Occult Coalition, and the Serpent's Hand.
Information in SCP-XXXX is highly segregated, meaning that all information below is taken from the perspective of the Foundation within SCP-XXXX.
Addendum XXXX/A: List of SCP-XXXX pages.
| SCP-XXXX-A |
A main page that displays the world map of SCP-XXXX, including the current borders of the Foundation and it's neighbors. |
| SCP-XXXX-B |
A personal page that includes the individual's statistics, and resources they are able to manage from SCP-XXXX-C |
| SCP-XXXX-C |
A management screen from which resources and funds can be assigned to perform various actions unique to each group. For the Foundation, this entails the construction of containment and research sites, and the assignment of virtual task forces to areas within Foundation control |
| SCP-XXXX-D |
A table of "objects" within SCP-XXXX, either within possession of the Foundation, or discovered independently through player action. Each object rewards an amount of resources to the Foundation upon recovery, and possesses a containment classification |
| SCP-XXXX-E |
A conflict map of the Foundation's borders, resources can be expended to strengthen the borders, or push into enemy territory |
| SCP-XXXX-F |
A summery of information regarding the inner workings of other groups, of varying accuracy, that can be used to assist in the recovery of objects |
Addendum XXXX/B: Message delivered 15/04/202█ to Site-42
SCPF
Welcome to the game, I hope you enjoy your stay.
This world is not as tame, as your average day to day.
Be vigilant, ever stringent,
To ensure you continue to play.
A reward to the winner.
Worth a hundred chicken dinners.
You'll find is not lame, on every twenty-third day.
Note: On the 23rd of every month since receiving this message, Site-42 has received a total of one million dollars, as well as two instances of SCP-████. It is to be assumed that this reward would be given to the current leading faction in SCP-XXXX, an assumption which has lead to the current containment procedures.
Good morning all.
If you've been told to come to this presentation, or are watching it via recording, then you'll probably be getting involved with SCP-XXXX. Lucky you. Don't let anyone ever tell you that the Foundation only makes you risk your life.
SCP-XXXX, for those of you who didn't read the documentation before coming here, is essentially a video game that every recognised group of interest is involved in. It's a strategy A.R.G game, which means that every single one of you must be on your best game.
Hey, thanks for checking out this page. It was done in partial collaboration with Smooothcriminal's series, which you can check out the first entry of here.
I'd like to personally thank ARD, GW, DrChandra and several others for helping me with gathering info, as well as TwistedGears for writing the description on the Japan Underground. I owe all of you a lot.
Anyway, moving forwards anyone can contact me to get a location added to this list, and I'll do my best to keep it up to date in that regard. Hope you find it helpful as a reference, or interesting as a standalone piece.
SCP Foundation Secure Facility Dossier
Official Designation: SCP Foundation Lambda-14 deployment site
Site Identification Code: USSP-Site-34
General Information
Founded: 01/04/20██
Founding Director:
Location:
Cover Story:
Site Function: Task Force Deployment, Containment, Research
Size: Area of 0.6km2
Offices and Wings:
Main Offices:
A Wing:
B Wing:
C Wing:
D Wing (Subterranean):
E Wing (Subterranean):
F Wing (Subterranean):
G Wing (Subterranean):
H Wing (Subterranean):
I Wing (Subterranean):
J Wing (Subterranean):
K Wing (Subterranean):
Main Site Map
Staffing Information
Site Director: Ooh 'eck. I might need to think about this.
Asst. Site Director: just a lad.
Asst. Dir. of Personnel: Absolute Bellend
Asst. Dir. of Facilities: Brian
Asst. Dir. of Research: an idiot
Asst. Dir. of Containment: a twat
Asst. Dir. of Task Forces: Some prick
On-Site Personnel:
Department Heads: Not many
Staff Doctors: a few (especially since MTF)
Staff Researchers: Not many, not few
Administrative Personnel: like, twelve
Maintenance or Janitorial: 20ish
Security Personnel: 10 (since MTF presense)
D-Class: 15
Other Personnel: 8
Anomalies Currently Under the Jurisdiction of Site-34
| ID Number |
Object Class |
| SCP-4554 |
safe |
Additional Information
History.
Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be given free reign around Site-██ and the two (2) kilometer area immediately around Site-██, due to changing environment being apparently necessary for the manifestation of SCP-XXXX's primary effect, with a specialized detachment of Mobile Task Force Pi-6 ("Tech Brokers") escorting to prevent SCP-XXXX from creating paratechnology on outside excursions. SCP-XXXX's containment chamber is a standard humanoid containment cell, with a large supply of paper and pens provided, and fourteen (14) folders of varied color. Samples of SCP-XXXX-1 are to be taken when given by SCP-XXXX, and a copy made. Samples of SCP-XXXX-1 are then to be returned to SCP-XXXX for cataloging. Copies of SCP-XXXX-1 samples are to be directed to the Department of Occult Technologies for study and subsequent production of paratechnology.
Description: SCP-XXXX is a Caucasian male approximately twenty (20) years of age, with slightly above average intelligence. SCP-XXXX is physiologically indistinct from baseline humans, with the exception that SCP-XXXX is able to spontaneously generate designs for paratechnology of various forms. When questioned about the sources of these designs, SCP-XXXX claims to be "inspired" by the world around them. These designs, hereafter SCP-XXXX-1, utilize mundane technology in novel ways to produce anomalous results, however these designs are only anomalous in source, and following them does not change the outcome relative to if the technology had been created through other means. SCP-XXXX is meticulous with samples of SCP-XXXX-1, and will not begin sketching a new sample until the previous sample has been correctly filed into one of eight 'Esoteric Studies'. These are:
- Robotics
- Alchemy
- Anomalous Materials
- Cognitohazards and Infohazards
- Quantum Science
- Multiversals
- Humics (formerly Reality Manipulations)
- Other
SCP-XXXX-1 samples will be sorted into one of these eight categories once returned to SCP-XXXX, sometimes with exact duplicates being produced and sorted into multiple categories.
No source has been determined as to the origin of SCP-XXXX-1 instances within SCP-XXXX's mind, and as no technology currently exists that could examine the source without causing permanent harm to SCP-XXXX, all possibilities are based on conjecture.
SCP-XXXX was orginally cataloged as Person of Interest "██████ ███████", as the creator of anomalous materials that were sold to local anartists on the black market. After entering Foundation custody on 14/05/20██, an interview suggested their anomalous properties, which were later confirmed by observation.
SCP-XXXX was initially detained by Agent ███████, who reported that SCP-XXXX had no prior knowledge of the Foundation, or the greater anomalous community. Agent ███████ also noted that SCP-XXXX was excited to discover the presence of the Foundation, a sentiment that was also reported by guards assigned to SCP-XXXX's cell before the recovery interview could be conducted.
Interviewed: SCP-XXXX
Interviewer: Researcher Krona Midaeus
Foreword: The following interview was conducted on 19/05/20██, in order to determine the manufacturing process of autocatalysing liquid stone, that was used in anart recovered and linked back to SCP-XXXX before classification. SCP-XXXX is noted as being unusually calm during the interview, likely due in part to the wait of five days before an interview could be organised.
<Begin Log>
Midaeus: Good afternoon, Mr ███████, I hope you've been kept well.
SCP-XXXX: Well enough. I just wish I had something to write on.
Midaeus: Write on?
SCP-XXXX: Yeah, I've had this idea for a few days now and I need to get it on paper.
Researcher Midaeus tears a sheet of paper from the notepad she has brought, and passes it to SCP-XXXX. SCP-XXXX then begins to create an sample of SCP-XXXX-1.
Midaeus: So, you're the one who produced that weird liquid stone, right?
SCP-XXXX: Yeah, I like that one. Plastic and granite, and a little bit of ███████. Stir in a bowl, and sell by the bucket.
Midaeus: That's… it?
SCP-XXXX: Yeah. I'm surprised nobody thought of it before.
SCP-XXXX finishes the sample, and sets aside the pen. After a few moments, Researcher Midaeus inspects it.
Midaeus: Is this a bullet?
SCP-XXXX: Yeah. Should be able to hit pretty much anything, so long as you aimed at it.
Midaeus: I thought you were into chemicals.
SCP-XXXX: That's just what came to me. Same deal here.
Midaeus: Right. What else have you created?
SCP-XXXX: Oh nothing much. Don't have the resources. I've got quite a few designs back home though. You've probably already picked those up, huh?
Midaeus: Right.
Researcher Midaeus spends a few minutes copying the SCP-XXXX-1 sample.
Midaeus: Do you have any background in paratechnology? Worked for Prometheus Labs or anything?
SCP-XXXX: I don't know who they are.
Researcher Midaeus spends another few minutes making notes. During this time, SCP-XXXX is noted as being more excited and curious than before.
SCP-XXXX: So you're telling me there are others making this kind of thing?
Midaeus: You're the only one who's designed this wide a variety on your own.
SCP-XXXX: Are you saying I'm some kind of genius?
Midaeus: How long have you been able to produce these ideas?
SCP-XXXX: Just under a decade?
Midaeus: During this time you've had no contact with anyone else who knows about these kinds of ideas?
SCP-XXXX: A few street artists I met recently, other than that no.
Midaeus: We should continue this later. I think there's more going on here.
<End Log>
Closing Statement: Following this interview, forty-three (43) samples of SCP-XXXX-1 were recovered from SCP-XXXX's home in ███████, and an investigation was launched to determine the source of the information used in each design. This resulted in the discovery of SCP-XXXX's anomalous properties, and their subsequent SCP classification.
- Mass Entanglement Generator: creates a large quantity of entangled particles for use in communications technology.
- Non-physical entity containment chamber: uses multiple layers of superconductors and cooling systems to rebound spirits into itself.
- Self-regenerating fabrics: used in armour linings.
- Disintegration gun: deemed too dangerous for production, SCP-XXXX-1 copy destroyed and prototype contained as SCP-7███
- Anomaly detection device: what would ordinarily require a unified theory of anomalies, is done here with a bronze antenna and a quartz crystal.
- Memetic protection film: thin adhesive film that prevents certain memetic hazards from taking effect.
- EMP drone: a four legged autonomous robot that is capable of discharging an electromagnetic pulse (EMP) continuously, with a range of one (1) meter.
- Sustenance solution: A mixture of organic and semi-organic minerals suspended in water, that can provide needed nutrients to any biological entity, even negating the need for oxygen.
- Reality generator / Reality absorber: electrical "foam" circuits capable of increasing and decreasing local Hume levels respectively. Used in some models of reality anchors.
- Multi-planar communications device: Miniturised radio that works between a baseline reality 'hub' and any branch reality. Used at site-64 for communicating with Three Portlands operatives.
- Red light: Search beacon for finding people trapped within SCP-3001, provided they have a connected token. Currently not in use.
- Soul phial: glass and copper jar that acts as a container for the substance extracted by SCP-158. (How SCP-XXXX knew enough about SCP-158 to design this vessel is currently unknown)
- Gauntlets: multi-purpose, modular gauntlets for control of various anomalous abilities. Proven effective against thaumaturgy, and so is used alongside restraints for certain persons of interest.
Interviewed: SCP-XXXX
Interviewer: Researcher Krona Midaeus
Foreword: The following interview was conducted on 05/07/20██, following classification of SCP-XXXX as Euclid, and temporary containment procedures being trialed for two (2) weeks. The purpose of this interview was to determine the true source of SCP-XXXX-1 instances. SCP-XXXX has been provided with a pad of plain paper and a pen.
<Begin Log>
Midaeus: Good afternoon, SCP-XXXX, I hope you've settled in to your new containment.
SCP-XXXX: There's that tag again. I have a name, is it so difficult to use it?
Midaeus: Standard procedure I'm afraid, can we move on with the interview?
SCP-XXXX: Right fine.
Midaeus: Thank you. Did you have any contact with anything we would consider to be anomalous before nine years ago?
SCP-XXXX: No, I don't think so.
Midaeus:And have you interacted with any of these people?
Researcher Midaeus passes a list of individuals known to create anomalies across the table. This list includes individuals such as Dr Wondertainment, and Dado.
SCP-XXXX: Can't say any of these are familiar.
Midaeus: Alright. Have you had any experiences with any of these groups of interest?
Researcher Midaeus passes a list of groups known to create anomalies across the table. This list includes groups such as Are We Cool Yet?, and the Global Occult Coalition.
SCP-XXXX: Don't know these either. Global, really?
Midaeus: Finally, do any of these entities sound familiar to you?
Researcher Midaeus passes a list of entities associated with various anomalies across the table. This list includes entities such as The Broken God, and the Scarlet King.
SCP-XXXX: No. I don't know any of these.
SCP-XXXX is noted as appearing significantly unnerved after reading this list.
SCP-XXXX: Are we done? I need to go for a walk.
Midaeus: Yes, we're done for the day we'll continue this tomorrow.
<End Log>
Closing Statement: SCP-XXXX was notably unproductive in the following days, citing "a lack in inspiration." Following recommendation by Researcher Midaeus, SCP-XXXX was transferred to Site-██, and containment procedures were updated to allow more personal freedom. SCP-XXXX-1 generation resumed as normal soon after this amendment.
On 12/09/20██, SCP-XXXX was subjected to a full Event-Related Optical Scan (EROS) procedure, and asked to let their mind wander. At SCP-XXXX's request, a digital radio was brought in to the testing chamber, and several recorded programs were played. After forty (40) minutes of normal activity, scanners showed a spike in neural activity similar to that associated with dreaming, and SCP-XXXX announced that they had had an idea. A pen and paper were provided, and a sample of SCP-XXXX-1 was produced.
SCP-XXXX's compliance with testing has been noted, and similar experiments have been proposed to determine more about SCP-XXXX-1 generation.
…
Playing back audio recording…
I don't think it's an exaggeration to say that this tech is incredibly useful. Hell, I've overseen enough of the note copying myself to know that this stuff saves lives. Thousands of lives. I'd be surprised if any ideas for paratech we make in-house are even ours anymore, or if it belongs to An- to SCP-XXXX.
Not all of it's recorded in the documentation, RAISA or Crow or someone decided to clip a lot of it out, but I've seen that this list is a mere fraction- no, a fraction of a fraction, of what we've made with this guy's mind, and we don't even know if it IS his mind. He says he gets inspired, but nobody gets inspired for this wide a variety of subjects so damn quickly. That's not a pleasant thought. If they're not his ideas, then they're someone's, and they clearly have the Foundation's interests in mind. That's if they even know we have him contained.
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I'm scared.
…
Gods, I'm scared.
End of recording
MTF-Lambda-14 ("One-star Review") task force associated with GoI "Ambrose restaurant"
Ambrose Restaurant, a GoI of chefs that utilize anomalies in order to try and recreate Ambrosia, or similar legendary foods.
Researcher Krona Midaeus
- Software engineer
- Accidentally created AI at least twice
- Former MI666 security operative (hired from private sector)
- Multiple memetic inoculations
- Involved in research relating to various safe skips
Item #: SCP-XXXX-J
Object Class: Maksur
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX instances are to be contained in clearly marked wooden cases at sites -62, -75, -104 and ███. The containment lockers are to be locked securely, with no more than two (2) keys existing for all lockers.
Description: SCP-XXXX is a collection of six objects which, when held by a human user, grant a limited form of reality bending power. How this manifests is unique between SCP-XXXX instances.
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