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WARNING. SCP-4574’s DOCUMENT FILE IS TO BE READ BY NO ONE UNDER THE CLEARANCE OF LEVEL 5. IMPERSONATION OF A LEVEL 5 OR HIGHER PERSONNEL WILL RESULT IN TERMINATION. PROCEED?

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Item #: SCP-4754

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-4754 is to be kept in a standardized humanoid cell with at least 2 Mu-0 (“Maxwell’s Demons”) patrolling and no less than 4 Mu-0 (“Maxwell’s Demons”) on standby in the case of a containment breach. In the event that SCP-4754 does breach, any available Mu-0 ("Maxwell's Demons") are to report immediately to Site-██ to contain SCP-4754.

Description: SCP-4754 is a humanoid male taking the appearance of a “British demon” with horns and a tail, in a suit with a bowtie. It was recently recovered from the “Satanist Worshippers” which are located in ████, the United Kingdom. As of now, any contact with SCP-4754 is forbidden unless purposes are for testing. Not much is known about this “demon” creature, as it was only found [REDACTED] days ago. Any aggression from SCP-4754 is to be reported immediately to the Site Director who must then order any available Mu-0 (“Maxwell’s Demons”) to Site-██ to sedate him immediately as to prevent a containment breach. It is currently unknown why it will only attack people who aren’t from Britain, but we are getting to a possible answer soon.

Item #: SCP-4754

Object Class: Keter

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-4754 is to be kept in a 3 x 3 x 3m humanoid airtight box made out of titanium guarded by at least 2 British Mu-0 ("Maxwell's Demons"), 2 Epsilon-4 ("The British Revolutionaries") and no fewer than 4 British Mu-0 ("Maxwell's Demons") and 4 Epsilon-4 ("The British Revolutionaries") on standby incase of a containment breach of SCP-4754. In the event that SCP-4754 does breach, any available Mu-0 ("Maxwell's Demons") and Epsilon-4 (“The British Revolutionaries”) are to report immediately to Site-██ to contain SCP-4754.

Description: SCP-4754 is a humanoid male which is the length and weight of an average British male, with horns and a tail on him, wearing a suit and tie. It is noted to delve into British culture, most likely being of British descent who usually prefers to talk over with some tea and crumpets. Whenever SCP-4754 comes into contact with somebody that does not have any ancestry relating to Britain, then they will [DATA EXPUNGED] the person, proceeding to drag their soul to hell where they will be tortured by an unknown entity noted as SCP-4754-2. However, if encountering a person with British ancestry, then he will become quite fond of them, and start up a conversation. If the subject refuses, then SCP-4754 will become disappointed, and let them be. In the event that a containment breach happens, all personnel must report to the Breach Shelter as to prevent contact with SCP-4754 and to prevent [DATA EXPUNGED] from happening if they come in contact with SCP-4754 and do not have any British ancestry.—

Item #: SCP-4754

Object Class: Keter/Possible XK

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-4754 is to be kept in a 3 x 3 x 3m humanoid airtight box made out of titanium with at least 5 layers of titanium guarded by at least 4 British Mu-0 ("Maxwell's Demons"), 4 Epsilon-4 ("The British Revolutionaries") and no fewer than 8 British Mu-0 ("Maxwell's Demons") and 8 Epsilon-4 ("The British Revolutionaries") on standby incase of a containment breach of SCP-4754. In the event that SCP-4754 does breach, any available Mu-0 ("Maxwell's Demons") and Epsilon-4 (“The British Revolutionaries”) are to report immediately to Site-██ to contain SCP-4754.

Description: SCP-4754 is a humanoid male which is the length and weight of an average British male, with horns and a tail on him, wearing a suit and tie. All testing of SCP-4754 has been suspended indefinitely, and in the event of SCP-4754 breaching all possible MTF that fit the requirements to contain SCP-4754 must immediately report to Site-██. It used to be friendly with British people, for unknown reasons, but has now become more aggressive. All contact with SCP-4754 must be avoided if possible, as the more souls it consumes the stronger it will become. It has been noted that the anomaly that performed the torture methods down in hell, named SCP-4754-2, has began to appear as a shadow creature of SCP-4754. It will attempt to capture anybody within its radius, before collecting the soul and torturing them. This will make SCP-4754 stronger, and must be prevented whenever possible. As of now, it is believed that SCP-4754 has collected more than 500 souls.

Addendum SCP-4754-1:

SCP-4754 was recovered from a church in ████, the United Kingdom calling themselves "Satanist Worshippers" after reports of people going missing, and then their corpses being found later on, lifeless, which obtained the Foundation's attention. It has been noted that other anomalous objects remain there, but as of now only SCP-4754 was retrieved. Further investigation is ongoing into the "Satanist Worshippers".

Addendum SCP-4754-2:

Shortly after recovery, SCP-4574 was questioned in an audio log about its origins and other questions.
Interviewer: Dr. J███
Interviewee: SCP-4574

<Begin Audio Log>

SCP-4574: Oh…hello doctor.
Dr. J███: Nice to finally meet you.
SCP-4574: You’ve heard about me? You’ll be lucky if you survive.
Dr. J███: I guess I will be.
SCP-4574: Alright, do whatever you have to.
Dr. J███: First off, how exactly were you created by the GoI Group "Satanist Worshippers"?
SCP-4574: Well, I was in the middle of a pentagram. They had a sacrifice to create me, and they all were being creepy. I am honestly terrified of them more than you guys, so just please never bring them close to me.
Dr. J███: Hm, I see. Well, moving on. How many other SCP objects have they created?
SCP-4574: No clue. They didn’t tell me or anything.
Dr. J███: That’d make sense. Anyways, this should be all of our little chat.
SCP-4574: Nice to hear. See you next time, or something.

<End Audio Log>

It is unknown why SCP-4754 was friendly. However, some think involvement of Satanist Worshippers could lead to long term containment of SCP-4754, but O5 Council are not approving of the idea.

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Addendum SCP-4754-3:

After finding out the true nature of SCP-4574, it was thought that it could be used in an attempt to terminate SCP-682. Termination test record can be found below.

WARNING. THE TERMINATION TEST RECORD OF SCP-682 AND SCP-4754 IS DEEMED LEVEL 5. IMPERSONATION OF A LEVEL 5 OR HIGHER FOUNDATION PERSONNEL WILL RESULT IN TERMINATION. PROCEED?

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Item #: SCP-4754

Tissue Test Record:
N/A, Overridden by O5-Command

Termination Test Record:
SCP-4574 is introduced to SCP-682's containment chamber. SCP-4574 begins the normal procedures of [DATA EXPUNGED] but fails to take SCP-682's soul. SCP-682 begins to vocalise, "So, you're the [EXPLETIVE DELETED] that is killing everybody." SCP-4574 answers in response, "Oh, so you're the big lizard they have talked about." Eventually, SCP-682 and SCP-4754 got into a fight which resulted in a bloodbath. Security sedated both SCPs and returned them to containment.

Note: That… was more disappointing than I expected. It was worth a shot however, at least no containment breach. -Dr. J███

Addendum SCP-4754-4:

It has been noted that every time that SCP-4754 has consumed a soul, they become stronger in every aspect. It is believed that if SCP-4754 consumes enough souls, it will cause an XK-End-Of-The-World Scenario as it is slowly showing more aggression to British people. All testing of SCP-4754 has been cancelled and deemed a possible XK.